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 2% reply for all you people who think your a doctor
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Novice 
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for all you people that think i am crazy you can suck it I had my body fat checked by a major 4 year university, by the physical education department. I have had it done several times and my body fat ranges from about 2 to 3. So if you are calling doctors liers than go ahead. but i'll tell yall one thing i've never worked out in my life and i have killer cuts and a awsome 6-pack so believe what you want i know the truth oh yea i tried to squezze a few pounds on yall i weigh 141 a hour ago    | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 108 |
141?......WOW, I guess you do need some steroids....LOL  | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 217 |
Now that you put it this way, everyone WILL believe you. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder 
Posts: 948 |
Whupie Shit, a whole 141? I would be cut too if I was a shrimp, I bet your strong as an ox , right? I'm sure you impress the hell out of people with your 13" guns.lol | ||
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Freak 
Posts: 2463 |
First you post the impossible and then when you are flamed into oblivion you post this and I see round 2 coming. 2% of 141 lbs = 2.82 lbs of fat and if this was the case those so called doctors would not let you have left there. | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 1750 |
2-3%- is not possible- unless you have no brain or organs  you may have a sub Q measurement, but unless you have had DEXA- then you have not had your bodyfat measured. Peace ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 233 |
My friend, I am only 165 at 5'7 and i am a rake. I believe you should work out more before you juice. Also I reccommend alot of lower back excercises due to your serious abs and all!!! Bootyshaker | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 438 |
HEY BRO. THE GRASS IS ALWAYS GREENER ON THE OTHER SIDE! LOL ------------------ IF YOU HAD ONE WISH, WHAT WOULD IT BE? | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 950 |
quote: I'm just gong to say this once. A 2% bodyfat ratio IS EXTREMELY unhealthy if mantained for extended periods of time. Your internal organs need some fat as cushioning. If the fat isn't there you could suffer internal hemmorraghes, swelling/fluid edemas, and the list goes on. I would seriously consider going up to about 5% and putting some muscle on if I were you. Godspeed | ||
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Freak
Posts: 2463 |
quote: I am thinking the former, hehe | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 110 |
Hey bbd why don't you post a picture so we can see what 2% bf looks like!!! | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 59 |
my old lady weighs that much | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 233 |
I think I have more bodyfat in my horn!!!
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1424 |
You where probably 2-3% when you got tested but this is probably only the skinfold fat and not total fat. Anyway on a side note. 14 days after my last contest my bodyfat was up from 5% to 8.5% The point is bodyfat can vary from week to week wildly. ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 950 |
quote: Actually, its theoretically possible to get to 1%. Just don't count on living for long. Godspeed | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 101 |
<peace> Wow, I'm inclined to believe you bbd. I mean ripped up at 141, an amazing 6-pack without ever having worked out! That's incredible (not using the colloqiual)! What's your secret? Did you do some sort of meta-body for life challenge? What's your address so I can send Team EAS over with your prize money? Seriously, post a picture of these awesome abs! What're you benching, at 141 I imagine your tossing up like 115#? </peace> ------------------ | ||
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Cool Novice 
Posts: 22 |
There was a post last week about this guy who got really good gains by eating his own poop. He bottled it up and sold it as....CellTech. Maybe you can try that. It should get your body fat down to a real mans level of .05%. Hope this helps!! | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 543 |
What kind of doctors were working in the phys ed department? Try the med school buddy | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 108 |
LOL..this is getting good | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 230 |
Let me get this straight here. You have never worked out in your life yet you feel that you are ready to take steroids? What the hell are you thinking? Have you done any kind of research? Don't you realize what kind of gains you could make with working out naturally. You might be surprised. You want things really quick without knowing the hard work it takes and the workouts it takes to accomplish goals in the gym. I think that it would be rediculous to try and learn about working out and are taking gear for the first time. Grow up little man (yes you are a little man). What are you going to do when you are done with your cycle? Do you think everything will stay without working out. Will you still have the drive without taking gear? You cant answer the last question because you have never worked out before (and I am not talking working out for a weeks time either) to be able to answer that question. It is people like you that give US a very bad name. I wish you would really rethink taking gear, because you need to wait. You really do sound like a little boy. Can't wait for your response. (anyone who is lost please read the thread listed under "2% bodyfat"). Oh and BTW it is clenbuterol and NOT clambute. DreamingBig [This message has been edited by DreamingBig (edited March 12, 2001).] | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 31 |
Every major university I have either studied at or played at has a crew of morons in their physical ed. dept. and training room...most of them dipshit athletes who have this dream of becoming a pro athletes and are forced into declaring a major after 4 years of taking 12 credits. Post some pics little man, love to see them. | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 22 |
You may need to do a 384 week cycle of Penicillin, Preparation H, and Tylenol PM. Be sure to have some Bayer on hand post cycle. Use Nyquil only if you need it. Hope this helps...Hold off on the Cell-Tech (terd-tech) for now. [This message has been edited by LCBUTLER (edited March 12, 2001).] | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 117 |
i love crystal meth too! lol | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 249 |
This anorexic supermodel has 5 or 6 posts- I'm calling bs on this one. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 239 |
141 LBS.???? IVE DUMPS THAT WERE HEAVIER THAN THAT. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 142 |
um,...i take it you're an anorexic from ethiopia?!  | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 485 |
buddy at that weight I bet laying out at the beach is a bitch. Do you have to put the cooler, your shoes, and keys on your hands and feet to keep from blowing off? you have already built a shit name,so I would suggest posting a picture, and if its true then you will get instant respect and can tell us to eat our own ass. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 829 |
For bf% test there is a margin of error(sp) of 2-3%(its something like that) So even if a doc did the test it still can be off. | ||
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Freak
Posts: 2091 |
BBWWWWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...AT THE WHOLE FUCKING THREAD... I CAN'T BELIEVE SOME OF YOU GUYS ACTUALLY TYPED SO MUCH...HEEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHE... ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1075 |
GIG'EM! haven't seen you in a while.....what's up BADKINS!!! PA | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 219 |
2% bodyfat at 141lb must look absolutely disgusting...no offense, but I would not go around boasting about that shit. Go eat something. Peace | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 35 |
I was in the gym yesterday and there was this guy prolly 21-22 who was this guys size, he was wearing a wifebeater and doing standing curls with 35# Then he would look in the mirror and flex his abs and biceps. I'm not a big guy by any stretch but this guy thought he looked good. I cracked up. It was just funny as hell cause this kid thought he was brad pitt. LOL it is making me laugh right now. Who here looks at national geographic? damn those muthafuckers got some abs...just like bbd. this kids got a six pack of sharps. | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 23 |
What camp did you come from? I crack myself up sometimes | ||
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Freak
Posts: 2012 |
can we say... concentration camp? Dude.. if i weighed 141lbs im sure i'd have nice abs too. =) EAT! | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 102 |
WOW 141LBS I WISH I WERE THAT WEIGHT.YOU MUST BE SO BIG AND CUT.DUDE GET BIG 141LBS U MUST BE A LITTLE SHIT | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 127 |
bbd I think you misunderstood the doc when he said that your brain contains 2% of its capacity. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 475 |
This has to be a fucking joke. God, I can't stop laughing. MR. BMJ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 163 |
At a whopping 141, you better hope a strong wind doesn't come along. If it does, it might blow you away with it. And besides, those killer cuts your screaming about don't mean shit on a body that weighs 141, unless your 4 feet tall and you date midgets. Peace | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 717 |
my right nut weighs more than you. (i missed your first post, but if its like this one then i didnt miss a thing) ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 832 |
This is fucking funny If you are 141 at 2% bf, you must live in a third world country and not have eaten in weeks, so it looks like you are going to die. Oh well the board will be better off! Later- and as you fade away into dust and bones, just think to yourself. "If I didn't die like this there is a 99% chance Mass would rip my arms off and make me eat them!" Your damn right I would maggot feed!!!Mass Monster | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 96 |
...might as well take a free shot...um... You suck dude, i've had terds bigger then you | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 66 |
YOUR AN IDIOT! A SMALL IDIOT! ARE YOU PROUD OF THAT WEIGHT OR WHAT? | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 66 |
HELL, I WEIGHT 225 AND I HAVE A SIX PACK. BIG FUCKING DEAL. I WARM UP ON THE BENCH WITH YOUR BODY WEIGHT. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 217 |
Next time they ask "Would you like to supersize that" Please say YES! ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 629 |
hey, it's Starvin' Marvin from South Park! lol! ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 453 |
Congrats... You are a freak of nature. ------------------ Great Information on Injections and Syringes | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 33 |
i can do dumbell incline press with one of you in each hand, TEN FUCKIN TIMES. You must have the hiv, little girly man.  | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 832 |
That pic is too funny!!! why isn't this small shit responding? I guess its hard to stick up for yourself when you are 141, even on the computer Mass Monster | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 438 |
ZEKE...THAT WAS WRONG BRO, JUST WRONG LOL! ------------------ IF YOU HAD ONE WISH, WHAT WOULD IT BE? | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 33 |
Zeke is the shit! the first time i was here that picture didnt come up, too fuckin funny. | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 49 |
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Guru     
Posts: 5670 |
I don't think the Pic is "Funny" many people died from starvation from that "WAR" and they happened to be the lucky ones many died much more horiable deaths. I don't find it offense just tacky. "WRONG" I know it was meant to be funny, but Just my oppinion it wasn't But I agree this BBD is a "PUKE" | ||
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Novice
Posts: 8 |
This whole thing makes me hungry, LOL | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 60 |
post a pic and show us - | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 485 |
145? I take dumps bigger than that! | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 456 |
lmao @ zeke . ha , right on bro ! ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 110 |
Zeke, you said if the pic offends anyone, you'd remove it. I'd certainly appreciate you removing it. Laughing at that for any reason I think isn't acceptable. So live up to your word, bro, and make it history asap. Thanks, bro. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 96 |
i thought that pic was funny and the idea is but then take a second look at those people what are they from a consintration camp or what "thats some scary shit" maybe something a little less disqusting | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 938 |
Zeke it was meant in good fun, but it's a picture most likely from a Nazi camp...you really should delete it...actually a mod really should just delete or lock this post | ||
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Guru
Posts: 5670 |
quote: I tried to say it nice.... But then again the glitch has only eyes for a few. goodnight "last post for today" | ||
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Novice
Posts: 6 |
No need for a pic like that. The idea behind it was funny, but way too many people lost relatives to that nightmare.
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1340 |
Personally I say F*ck him and let him die. It is blatantly obvious that this fool is beyond reasoning with, the planet would be better off without him and his bullsh*t. | ||
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Novice
Posts: 6 |
You are very lucky my friend, IF I would believe you. I think this is another way to show your disaggreement with people who are interested in using pharmas to make physical gains... Find your own site, check out www.Concerned- Mamas-of-Juize-sons.com I know a guy who had 2,5% b.f., after a strict program of taking dozens of a kind of brand of tabs I certainly DO NOT reccommend to all of you. |
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posted March 12, 2001 02:40 PM
100% WOOD !