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Parabellum

Elite Bodybuilder

Posts: 643
From:Over There
Registered: Apr 2000

posted March 11, 2001 10:33 AM

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The Infamous Newbie Post

To ALL NEWBIES: THIS IS NOT TO FLAME YOU, BUT TO MAKE YOU MORE AWARE AND KNOWLEDGEABLE!

1) DO NOT POST ASKING FOR A SOURCE!!!! Hang around a while and read the info on the board. Get to know people on the board and you will get pointed in the right direction. IT TAKES TIME!

2) Before you order from a source, check these scammers lists and make sure your source is not on there. If after you have done that and you�re still in doubt, please email a moderator to check out your source.

2a)If you are a source....or a scammer, dont bother posting for business, it is clearly against the board's policy and you will either get deleted(if you are lucky) or flamed into oblivion by the rest of the board(not fun for you).
SCAMMER listing: (beware not all are located on these list, only those who have been reported) http://theanabolicworld.simplenet.com/scammer.htm


3) Read the info on different types of steroids and what they do. Also you will be able to learn quantities you should take of them as well. Some of these sites do list cycles for them. Put something together once you have researched and finally decided what you want to use. Post your cycle on the board and ask for a critique of that cycle you put together. You will be surprised of those who will help you out!
Here are some sites you can check out to learn some info on A.S.�s: https://www.elitefitness.com/steroids/guide.html http://members.tripod.com/~absolutetruth/drugs.htm http://www.angelfire.com/pokemon/gear/ http://www.ironsup.force9.co.uk/page4.html http://www.steroid-encyclopaedia.com/


4) Still, don�t post asking anything just yet. ON this page, above the posts is a button that reads SEARCH! Use this first. Put in your keywords (i.e... sus250, deca) and read the topics that come up on the subject your looking for answers on. More then likely it probably has already been answered. Read all the post possible, so you can obtain some knowledge on the subject your interested in. TRUST ME, it will be a big benefit if you did so.

5) These are a couple of things NOT to do on this board.

DO NOT post a message asking for a source! DO NOT post questions you did not research first!

DO NOT list scammers on the board. If you do you better have a way to back it up! EMAIL A MONITOR FIRST, with the details!

DO NOT ask STUPID questions!

6) Things to do on this board.

DO READ, READ, READ!

DO EMAIL a moderator when in doubt.

You can find their email address on the top left hand corner.

DO make friends here.

DO enjoy this board. YOU WILL BECOME ADDICTED TO IT!!

Everyone here will admit to that. I KNOW I WILL! Search for you question first before posting.

There are 10,000+ posts on this board. Very possible you r question has been answered already.

DO Read a couple of pages of the board to get some knowledge of the board and on A.S.'s.

7)where to get syringes and how to inject yourself.. good information provided by 2Thick : http://www.angelfire.com/biz5/syringes

8) Last but not least: I would like to say welcome to ELITE FITNESS BOARD. It is the best you will find around, and it has the most knowledgeable people here. Introduce yourself and ENJOY!

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Born to fight, Trained to kill, Ready to Die, But never will!


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ultragainz

Elite Bodybuilder

Posts: 1026
From:from the underground
Registered: Aug 2000

posted March 11, 2001 10:38 AM

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thats right you rookies......read it!!!!damn it read it 4 times....you want to act like jackasses....be my fu*king guest....and you keep it up you well get a "ultra slap"on your no good skinny 6 feet 3in 80.7pound ass....ya your ass the thing on top of your neck..........later

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NO SWEAT!!! NO BLOOD!!! NO TEARS!!!
AND THATS THE BOTTOM LINE!!!!!
P.S.GAMEOVER!!!!!


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DEANO52

Cool Novice

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posted March 11, 2001 10:42 AM

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You might consider lowering your dose bro !!!


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ultragainz

Elite Bodybuilder

Posts: 1026
From:from the underground
Registered: Aug 2000

posted March 11, 2001 10:44 AM

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"DEANO52"----You might consider lowering your dose bro !!!

"ultragainz"----what bro...lower what?uh what?you cant take a joke?want war?.what?!!!...later

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AND THATS THE BOTTOM LINE!!!!!
P.S.GAMEOVER!!!!!


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ultragainz

Elite Bodybuilder

Posts: 1026
From:from the underground
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posted March 11, 2001 10:48 AM

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"DEANO52"...on the other post you said should i get my coat?the answer is NO!!!!everyone makes mistakes....later bro

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AND THATS THE BOTTOM LINE!!!!!
P.S.GAMEOVER!!!!!


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DEANO52

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posted March 11, 2001 10:50 AM

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I dont beleive in war..I just dont want a slap on my apparent 6 ft 80lb face..which in reality is quite larger. I can take a joke...you sound pretty cool so I will stay around.


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Julez

Elite Bodybuilder

Posts: 1341
From:UK
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posted March 11, 2001 11:01 AM

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Deano - are you from the UK?

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Julez
Truth and Justice
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Bullshit and Bureaucracy.


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DEANO52

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posted March 11, 2001 11:02 AM

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Yes..I am from the UK bro .


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Riker29

Amateur Bodybuilder

Posts: 128
From:San Diego, CA, USA
Registered: Jan 2001

posted March 11, 2001 11:37 AM

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bump


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Fonz

Elite Bodybuilder

Posts: 842
From:Mt. Olympus
Registered: Jun 2000

posted March 11, 2001 11:44 AM

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From the UK you say, I'm going to have
to teach you some manners......LOL

where in the Uk though?

Godspeed


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DEANO52

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posted March 11, 2001 12:14 PM

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Oh please...but be gentle with me. I am a Midlander...Coventry !! Sky Blue through & through.


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Fonz

Elite Bodybuilder

Posts: 842
From:Mt. Olympus
Registered: Jun 2000

posted March 11, 2001 12:23 PM

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Lived in Oxford for 2 years, Glasgow now
though,,,,

Godspeed


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pittbull2

Pro Bodybuilder

Posts: 319
From:Sulphur La.USA
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posted March 11, 2001 01:26 PM

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Gainz your too funny bro.


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Vovan

Pro Bodybuilder

Posts: 585
From:The Other Side
Registered: May 2000

posted March 12, 2001 09:14 AM

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Bump from the graves of page 3

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