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FreakMonster

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posted March 09, 2001 01:23 AM

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My girlfriend just asked me if I'm on steroids and I said "No had never done them in my life"
She says "Your taking natural steroids right?"

I said "Ya that's right I'm taking natural steroids"

Bwahahaha


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WC

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Posts: 680
From:BAY AREA, CALI
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posted March 09, 2001 01:26 AM

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yea- I understand that one. My ex accused me of taking the same "legal steroids" as mark mcgwire when me and her went to court over child support!


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'ORCHITIS'

Elite Bodybuilder

Posts: 640
From:Deep within the Ttokkyo Labs
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posted March 09, 2001 01:28 AM

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HAHAHAHA, that reminds me of when my mom found an old bottle of andro. She freaked out because she thought it was roids.

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Big Johnson

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From:CALIFORNIA
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posted March 09, 2001 01:47 AM

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LOL! MY GIRLFRIEND HAS BEEN CHECKING MY ASS LATELY. SHE DOESN'T SAY WHAT SHE'S DOING, BUT SHE HAS DEFINATELY BEEN LOOKING FOR SOMETHING. WHAT SHE DOESN'T KNOW IS THAT I HIT MY QUADS, NOT MY CHEEKS. HEHEHE

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thefacelessballer

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posted March 09, 2001 01:51 AM

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This girl thatim dating now.. met one oh her friends at a movie theater, her boyfriend was there.. when we stopped talking to them , she started going off how she thought this guy was on gear... first off, he was 5"6 and 130-140.. he said he was, cuz she didnt know i new him..

he wasnt remolty big, cut, but not large

it was funny

she didnt say anythig about me, im 5"8 weight 202 and have agined 32 lbs in 6 weeks....


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GLP

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From:columbus,ohio,usa
Registered: Oct 2000

posted March 09, 2001 01:55 AM

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People are stupid about roids.
Fuck my moms has given me her credit card to get finn before and she knows what they are . She is cool about shit like that but if you get stoned or caught smoking weed she freaks out.


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peckerwood

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From:my mother
Registered: Jan 2001

posted March 09, 2001 10:02 AM

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AGREE WITH GLP , SHIT I MADE FINA IN FRONT OF MY PARENTS IN THERE KITCHEN ( CAUSE I SURE AS HELL WASN'T GOING TO TAKE THE CHANCE OF BLOWING MINE UP , NOT TO SURE ABOUT ALL THAT METHENOL ) IT IS SOME FUNNY SHIT HOW PEOPLE REACT , SHIT MY OLD LADY PAYS FOR HALF OF MINE , PLUS SHE HITS THE WINN , AND CLEN . DAMN THAT GIRL GETS SHREDED EASY ! BITCH . LOL

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thesuperstar

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From:FLORIDA
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posted March 09, 2001 10:04 AM

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why not tell her? i told mine, she freaked out, so i bitch-slap her and now things are cool.

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FrankRizzo

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From:Dallas, TX, USA
Registered: Jan 2001

posted March 09, 2001 12:01 PM

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WC... I feel for ya bro, I have the same legal issues in my life (the child support thing). Did the judge look at her like she was crazy when she accused you of taking "legal" steroids? What the hell does that have to do with supporting a child anyway?

They say that women mature before men. I believe this is true as well... they just reach a certain point that they never surpass as we keep going.


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