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 SOMEONE PLEASE PLEASE HELP ME, AM GONNA DIE!!!! PLEASE MODS AND VETS HELP THIS DUDE
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Novice 
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Hello gang, iam new to this board, well let me tell u about my self, i alwayz wanted to get big but never could so i joined the gym at 6'2 135 well i been there for about 2 months and gained 2 lbs!! naturally!!! well about a month ago this huge dude approached me and said "hey bag of air do u want to put on some real weight" " i was like killer diller dude what u mean"" well then he started talking about anagabolic steroids, well i told him i dont want to inject so he told me aobut pills i bought 100 pink pill with 5 sides and a line in the middle,, i paied $250 well he told me to swallow them but then one of hig huge boy came laughfing and said " look at the kid ( i got pissed) tell him to take it like the proz" so then he told me that way, well i been taking them that way for about 4 weeks and my anal is really starting to hurt me badly, its all reddish and pinkish as well as irriated, i have not gained any weight, when i asked the guy he told me to increase the dosage so i am know taking 7 pills daily, its real hard for me to get them up there, and it hurts, and sometime when i crap i see one on it, is this normal i mean am i still getting the results i want, and he told me this is how all of the proz do it, i mean how do u guys manage to get 10 pills up there, i mean should i put them on something and push them up there, this is real painfull and i think i would of been better of with injection in that area, sine the needle is long and made to go up there, but i have only pills right know and my anal is real real sore, any help would be appreciated,, thanx dudes
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 157 |
If you're serious I feel bad for your family. ------------------  | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 265 |
sounds like they told you some bullshit, your suppose to just take with water, never heard of that, well I have but man I dont know about this one. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 182 |
Oh my God, i fucking hope you are kidding. Not only were you anally raped paying that much for dbol (fits the description), but you dont shove them up your ass! You fucking eat them! What pill on the planet do you shove up your ass? Did you stop to think about this for a second? That is friging ridiculous. Probably could rupture your colon or something. Damn kid, i'm hoping this is a joke. Here is a suggestion, change your screen name to "The Anal Intruder" | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 147 |
My only suggestion would be for you to commit suicide. I think it's the only way out for someone like you to keep from leading a really dissappointing and confused life. I think this is a bullshit post, but if you're really telling the truth, then you need help cuz. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 182 |
you have got to be full of shit. who is this really? | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 543 |
LOL-are you related to Lunatic?? Funny shit. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder 
Posts: 1052 |
Well man, im probably gonna have to agree with Stretch on this one. Its just probably best if you ended it right here and now. Or, you could just go ahead and tell everybody that its you LUVS2JUICE! You fuckin' bastard......lol. Good God man, don't you have anything better to do? ------------------ EMAIL: [email protected] | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 94 |
6'2" and 135? Only if you just got rescued from a concentration camp | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1052 |
For the love, just somebody delete this garbage. Waste of precious "Elite" space. ------------------ EMAIL: [email protected] | ||
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Novice
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i dont understand what your guys problem is, i have asked a simple question and like a bunch of bitches u act up, i mean gawd damn broz my anal hurts like hell, i mean i think its blue, i ask for help and i get a bunch of ass from u guys,i really want to get big, and if one of u guys were here, i would take u out for a beer, as well as so u my anal to see if i was doing it right, but it seems like this is not gonna happen, iam gonna go know, and shove a few more pops up my ass , i mean fucking idiots, did u not ever here of suppository, they are to be taking anally, and why would this guy lie to me, i mean fuck hes the one who showed me how to do it.. and who in samz hell is loves to juice,?? | ||
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Cool Novice 
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Hey bro those guys bullshitted yhou man. This is what arnold used to do with his D Bol he would crush it up into a powder and snort the stuff just like cocaine Bro try it its very effective LOL ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 131 |
I aggree with Yakuza- I think it is probably Lunatics brother or some smart ass who read that post earlier and is trying to get a rise out of everyone. Funny though! Later | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 402 |
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 207 |
Shit, I weighed 125 in the 6th grade. Seriously, this has LUVS2JUICE written all over it. Sounds like something he'd try and do. NEVER shoot Dbol up your ass, LUVS. Your ass isn't impressing anyone except Bill Clinton. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 184 |
Hey, I think this is the same guy that shot himself in the asshole..Funny shit ------------------ | ||
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Novice
Posts: 8 |
Well, I can't help but add my thoughts to the previous flames; I usually don't because we all make mistakes - honest mistakes - but this one is right up there with the "sphincter injection"-post. Jesus christ!!! Let me see if I can sum this up: 1) 135 at 6'2! Your'e a stick-insect!!! You haven't done SQUAT to build up your physique before moving on to AS! 2) Training for 2 MONTHS!!! Come back in 2 YEARS - then we can talk! 3) "Only" gained 2lb!? What did you do? Forget to take a dump??? 4) "I want to be big - so why shouldn't I do it the way the pro's do it"? Have you EVER heard of something called RESEARCH? Do you just blatently do what anyone tells you to do without doing any thinking of your own? 5) And then you STILL have the nerve to come back with a new post and start bitchin' on US because we are flaming you!?!? Which planet are you from? UrANUS? "Hopefully" you are an airheaded teenager who simply just doesn't know better or are too dumb to understand basic logical reasoning and common sense. If not, and you are an adult - I can't really feel sorry for you because you wouldn't understand it anyway! Now for the serious part of my reply: Train hard and intense for several years, eat a LOT of clean (=healthy) food with LOADS of protein and sleep 8 hours/day. When youv'e done that THEN you can come back and start asking questions. As of right now you haven't done ONE SINGLE THING to even SLIGHTLY SUGGEST that you are in any way interested in building a good physique. Crom | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 209 |
IF you're 6 foot 2 and 135 pounds then I must be DORIAN YATES ------------------ MustangRacer27 | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 607 |
well this is joke. don't take it too seriously. somebody just read "the funniest post in elite" or something like that with lunatics a-ring injections, and is now jsut fuckin with us. funny, though! ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 268 |
If you want to get real big, try some sustanon. I would go with 500MG a week. Definatly put the amp in your ass. Squeeze your cheeks together to crush the amp open. Now pinch the brown eye closed so nothing leaks out. It's a little messy, but the results are second to none. Maybe in your next cycle you could introduce some Deca. It's for the advanced user though. The hard part isn't getting the 10ML bottle in there, it's going upside down and trying to get EXACTLY 1ML to come out of the bottle. Takes practice. ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1236 |
If this is true, which I very much doubt, then it serves you right for being such a dick and not researching first. I laugh with the man that sold it you. Surprised he didn't convince you he had to ram them up there with his cock you gullable twat. If not true, then why are you wasting this boards time with bullshit posts? One day someone will really do something wrong and nobody will believe them (boy who cried wolf). Post stuff like this on chat, not anabolics. | ||
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Freak 
Posts: 2273 |
I just had another read. Without a doubt you lie. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 937 |
If true, I feel sorry for you. Before I was hip to the game, I got ripped for $3 a pill for dbol, but I never shoved em up my ass. If it is a joke well I never can tell anymore. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 179 |
Do what hammer said......lmao! | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 202 |
GOOD TRY DUDE, ITS ALREADY BEEN DONE, STILL FUNNY THOUGH ------------------ | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 15 |
If you are serious....for the sake of humankind, do not pro-create. |
All times are ET (US) | |
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posted March 08, 2001 01:08 AM
