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Elite Bodybuilder 
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is this a sign im eating too much protein? ------------------ "I used to be a diabetic 'till i kicked it." "May all of your showers be golden." - Jerri Blank "I cried when I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. Then I laughed...really hard."     | ||
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Guru     
Posts: 5059 |
I've never seen or heard of white shit. Did it happen once or is it a constant thing? ------------------
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 960 |
this is crazy bro...crazy.....are you human? iam asking cuz i dont think the average human has white shits......later ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 431 |
Thats f#%ked up dude. I've eaten a ton of protien and never come close to white shit. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1427 |
WHITE SHIT??? I HAVE NEVER HEARD OF THAT BEFORE AND I GET AT LEAST 350-400 GRAMS OF PROTEIN A DAY SO I DON'T THINK IT WOULD BE FROM THAT. I WOULD GO TO A DOC ASAP! TO SEE IF THERE IS ANYTHING WRONG. LET US KNOW HOW IT GOES M18 ------------------ | ||
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Freak 
Posts: 2510 |
you eating white fudge--maybe????? lol ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 125 |
What are you, a bird? You gonna start crapping on cars now too? | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 227 |
Get to the doctor fast! When I had digestive problems people asked me if my shit was white and it wasn't, but I heard that if you shit white it's REALLY bad and it means that you're FUCKED UP! Take care bro and go see a doctor, quick! ------------------ [This message has been edited by JuanDeLaCruz (edited March 07, 2001).] | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1258 |
well its brown and white, its like someone took a white turn and a brown turd and showved them together. it kinda smells like protein too. and the white stuff looks like protein powder ------------------ "I used to be a diabetic 'till i kicked it." "May all of your showers be golden." - Jerri Blank "I cried when I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. Then I laughed...really hard." | ||
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Guru
Posts: 5601 |
"POOOOOOOOOOPPPPPP" ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 520 |
So what you are saying is that you are droping brown candy canes ? how do you know it smells like protien ?...nevermind with that answer. Bro, take a sample to the doc asap ! ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 468 |
THIS THREAD IS KILLING ME BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1258 |
quote: dont think your shit dont stink ive always wanted to say that ------------------ "I used to be a diabetic 'till i kicked it." "May all of your showers be golden." - Jerri Blank "I cried when I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. Then I laughed...really hard." | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 51 |
White crap?......you're f#ckin' with us right? | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 52 |
you sure you're not a bat like in ace ventura? GUANO!!!! ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 268 |
White? Please let us know what your taking so we don't get the same thing. hmmm | ||
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Cool Novice 
Posts: 44 |
...LOL!!! This is the funniest thread I've seen in a while! 'White and smells like protein'hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!! | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1258 |
no anal sex jokes! ive been eating about 150 grams of protein a day, ------------------ "I used to be a diabetic 'till i kicked it." "May all of your showers be golden." - Jerri Blank "I cried when I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. Then I laughed...really hard." | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 493 |
This is fucking great!!! I have had bright green, i think from too much mustard- But white HMMMMM.... Take a picture and scan it and send it over to the MODS> | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 195 |
this happened to me once too. but like i said, once. if this is a constant thing call a doc terd boy. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1258 |
it doesnt happen everytime i poop just the one shitting after i consume a lot of protein ------------------ "I used to be a diabetic 'till i kicked it." "May all of your showers be golden." - Jerri Blank "I cried when I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. Then I laughed...really hard." | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1255 |
"it doesnt happen everytime i poop just the one shitting after i consume a lot of protein"....and go to the club and get reamed up the ass by 20 strangers. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1258 |
quote:
------------------ "I used to be a diabetic 'till i kicked it." "May all of your showers be golden." - Jerri Blank "I cried when I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. Then I laughed...really hard." | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 195 |
i would have to say that maybe your body isnt absorbing all the protien. are you eating a shit load (sorry) of protien at one sitting | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1258 |
50 grams a sitting at most keep in mind im asian and probably cant absorb the normal amount of protein ------------------ "I used to be a diabetic 'till i kicked it." "May all of your showers be golden." - Jerri Blank "I cried when I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. Then I laughed...really hard." | ||
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Olympian 
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If u think its a problem, definately go see a doc. This thread is funny and i want to make fun of you but I just can't bring myself to that........  In all seriousness however, go see a doctor if u think there is any problem. And well.. yer shitting white, so there IS a problem somewhere.. =) | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 194 |
LMAO *wiping away the tears* OK. This could be the sign of something serious. You need to go to see a proctologist ASAP. In the meantime, just be sure that you have newspapers below your perch at all times. j/k ------------------ http://www.manilahotties.com And I am not nor have ever been, or know a source, so don't ask. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 289 |
HEHEHEHE.....Seems to me you got a serious shit problem. Go see a proctologist! | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 712 |
Have the Doc check specifically for mono. No shit(hehe-couldn't resist) | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 240 |
brotha, you need to go get some metamucil or eat more fiber. damn. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1255 |
dammit myo, stop trying to sell my cousins! | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 153 |
I've had green poop a few times... brown poop a bunch... brown poop with one orange spot in it, when I was little and would swallow my gatorade bubble gum... but I must say, I've never had the white poop. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 680 |
if your being serious, go see a doc. I dont think cuz your asian that has anything to do with it. Go hit em up. | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 49 |
its probably from vanila protein if you want brown shit take some chocolate shakes, if you want pinkish shit take some strawberry or wildberry shakes LOL I've seen new born babies crap white, and my dog did it once too when he was on medication. ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1060 |
HAHAHAHAHAHA! Son of a bitch, Burnboy, you have me rollin son! I will tell you to do what the guys are saying, and let a doc check you out to make sure your digestive system is functioning properly, and honestly, with white shit, i don't think its normal. The only time i have ever ever heard of someone having white shit, is well........it was ME. Back when i was in high school, i got a freakin pill stuck in my throat, and for some reason, the only way they could xray my esophogus (SP?) was to make me drink this white grayish chalky ass stuff, and when it would go down my throat, they would take pictures. I had a nice little hole in my throat, so it sucked. Anyways, for the next day, i shit solid white because the stuff didnt digest, just went straight through me. And it was so heavy, that i stopped up 2 toilets at my fucking house because it wouldnt go down! HA! So theres my story! Hope you liked it. ------------------ EMAIL: [email protected] | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 18 |
I believe this is what the Medical Community calls a "Michael Jackson" .......Its white when It is supposed to be black. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 58 |
After reading through this thread I come to the conclusion that I need to go and throw up now. Gross! | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 371 |
I cant believe that this post went on this long like it is a joke. This could be very serious. White or grey feces can be a sign of pancreatic or liver cancer or other problems with internal organs. Id be treating this is if my shit was tarry and black. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 62 |
I've had blue shit before...guess I should stop eatting smurfs Whats the deal with some shit floating in the water and others sinking to the bottum?? [This message has been edited by SaltyOlPirate (edited March 08, 2001).] | ||
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Guru
Posts: 5601 |
"PooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooP" ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 184 |
DAMM, I CAN'T BELEIVE YA'LL HAVENT HEARD OF ALBINO SHIT!! ------------------ | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 44 |
...I gotta go take a shit now. I'll come back and post what it looks like in a few,guys. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 211 |
Burnboy, that's screwed up!!! I know a proctologist named Kramer, he's comes very reccommended!! E-mail me and i'll pass you his number. I would aslo check to see if you sat on any fussilli! Anyways if you already have a proctologist then best of luck!! Bootyshaker | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 775 |
Guys, you're all incompetent. I've saht white poop before too. You know what it was in my case? Margarine. If you eat a high fibre, high fat meal(i.e. couple of slices of high-fibre linseed bread with high polynosaturated fatty acid margarine (canola kind), the fibre will bind to some of the fat and will bypass the intestines, and be shat out. Simple as that. Godspeed | ||
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Freak
Posts: 2310 |
quote: This is a joke! You are consuming 150 grams of protein a day and you consume up to 50 grams in one sitting? Seems your diet is also messed up as well as the poop. ------------------ E2's Steroid Pictures Pictures of many different drugs. AJC' Steroid Profiles Profiles of many different steroids 2Thick's Injection Procedures Site Complete with Pictures and Diagrams! Finaplix by Mr H A complete guide to Fina | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 436 |
does it look like a swirl ice cream cone ? cause i'm getting hungry . ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 58 |
So I was taking a dump today and afterwards noticed something white floating in the toilet. Turned out it was toilet paper. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 547 |
I know alot of Asians and Blacks are lactose intolerant.....but I really never heard of a shit being white before... Did your boyfriend leave you a little present up there last night?? (j/k -- peace, bro) ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 389 |
IF STEW WERE HERE, HE'D TELL YOU ITS CHEEP-ASS PROTEIN. SIMPLE AS THAT. ------------------ | ||
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Novice 
Posts: 9 |
What brand of protein are you using? Maybe it is a cheap brand and is undigestible. BTW, your Native American name is now: | ||
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Freak
Posts: 2510 |
are you sure thats not the toilet-paper your looking at...candy-cane look...when you flush and it swirls brown and white....lol hahahahahah ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 255 |
happened to me once 10 years ago, it was actually food poisoning, felt fine but had the WHITE SHITs, go to the doc and get some medication from him or it will go away in about a week or 2 if you leave it alone. ------------------ Life is not about goals, but the journey through it. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 117 |
Go to a Doc. Now. There may be several issues: Consumed a high amount of fat, which was passed through undigested (you'll get a lot of floating that way). This shoudl not be a problem. You may have blockage of some type in the bile duct. That is NOT good. Be safe, go to a Doc. | ||
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Cool Novice
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If you have that, this is one of the symptoms of one infectious liver desease. Check the whites of your eyes, and see if they have become yellowish. If so, go to the doctor immediately, and I hope you have a good insurance, because they are probably going to put you in a hospital. Good luck, man. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 50 |
Ha Ha Ha!!! He called the shit poop!!! -Adam Sandler "Billy Madison" | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 159 |
kidney and liver porbs, see a doc | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 153 |
Damn, with all of these posts on this string, I think we have more poop experts than experts on gear! LOL (j/k) | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 16 |
does this mean if ya wear black pants ya get white stripes in them if ya know what i mean lol | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 35 |
How do you tell when your done wipin'?! | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 42 |
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Cool Novice
Posts: 39 |
HAHAHHHAHA!!!Thats funny Stretch!!!!Give your fingernails a look and see if they have a milky or yelloish look.its a sign of liver toxicity.also it lets you know if your nails are milky that you're almost up to your neck in white shit!!!! ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 178 |
my dog had white shit one time, but when i cleaned it up i noticed that the dog had shit out a condom that it had eaten the night before. i was wondering where that thing went. i couldn't find it after we had sex. oh well now i know...hehe ------------------ Go big or go the F*ck home!!! | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 624 |
haha............He said poop. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 229 |
well....MAYBE if you didn't juice at 16 you wouldn't have this problem!!! learn a bit more, what's your hurry..do asians have a shorter life span or something???????? I don't think so! ------------------ [This message has been edited by -Falcon- (edited March 09, 2001).] |
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