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Cornellius

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posted March 07, 2001 08:18 PM

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Take a look. Itīs from the golden era.
Luvs2juice is smart compared to this guy. https://www.elitefitness.com/ubb/Archives/Forum1/07-2000/023259.html


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Swollen

Amateur Bodybuilder

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From:I am one of those dicks who will take advantage of any chance I can to swear and get away with it FUCK, BITCH, SHIT, ASS, MOTHERFUCKER
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posted March 07, 2001 08:24 PM

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That was absolutely priceless.

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There are millions of black holes in space. Some that are 3 times the size of our sun. At any moment, the entire world could get sucked into one of these massive black holes. We would all die and theres nothing we could do about it. Knowing this, is there really ANYTHING to worry about?


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Cornellius

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posted March 07, 2001 08:25 PM

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hehehe. I just canīt stop laughting.
LOL!!


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RADAR

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posted March 07, 2001 08:43 PM

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Thanks for posting..im laughing so hard i can't hardly see to type!!!!!!


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-Falcon-

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posted March 07, 2001 09:01 PM

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LMAO....

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ROIDRANGER

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posted March 07, 2001 09:14 PM

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whooly shit that was better than the CLAMBUTEROL posts!!!!!!!! lol ahahahehehe

ABSOLUTELY PRICELESS.

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ultragainz

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posted March 07, 2001 09:16 PM

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LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!lol.......later

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Badkins21

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posted March 07, 2001 09:41 PM

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A true modern classic...

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For a glimpse into my life, click here: BLAIR'S WORLD!!
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biopsychfitness

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posted March 07, 2001 10:04 PM

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WOW


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thesuperstar

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posted March 07, 2001 10:06 PM

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see, i told you guys i am doing it the right way.

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animal B

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posted March 07, 2001 11:25 PM

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how in the world did I miss that one..Im crying here,,,all these peruvians are looking at me like what the fuck..that funnier then the guy who taped a syringe to the wall and then tried to back into it..


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superdave

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posted March 07, 2001 11:36 PM

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Ive seen all the funny shit from the past and that post is the funniest one yet. "Hurts when I drop a duece"...LOL.

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pittbull2

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posted March 07, 2001 11:43 PM

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I didn't see anything, Did I miss something?


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InstantGrowth

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posted March 07, 2001 11:52 PM

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I am on the f#$%ing floor. That was some funny sh$%.
InstantGrowth


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Fe3

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posted March 07, 2001 11:53 PM

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I missed it to,i don't know how, but my ass is sore just thinking about an inject there


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Dark Stalker

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posted March 07, 2001 11:59 PM

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lunatic wrote:
quote:
when i put it in my buttocks it hurts real bad the sphincter tightens and it makes it harder to make it go thru...

Who would juice if this was "the spot ?" LOL !

lunatic wrote:

quote:

This cant be the way. Does it go in your butt cheek and not in your butt it self. help...

BWWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA ! He just figured out !

LMAO !

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lunatic post: "Priceless" , "A Classic !"


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Mikey D-time

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posted March 08, 2001 12:01 AM

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From what I understood since I came to this board is Lunatic=luvs2juice=Mods fucking around


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roadruler

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posted March 08, 2001 12:03 AM

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Holy SHIT!!! I remember that. That was funny.


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crazyguy

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posted March 08, 2001 12:08 AM

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lol that is funny as hell


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Myo-genetic

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posted March 08, 2001 12:14 AM

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Classic!

BTW how many of you were around back then to know who "THE APE" is?

Just a little Elite trivia

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Swollen

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From:I am one of those dicks who will take advantage of any chance I can to swear and get away with it FUCK, BITCH, SHIT, ASS, MOTHERFUCKER
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posted March 08, 2001 12:18 AM

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I haven't seen him since. I think it was him. That shit was so fucking funny, I bust up laughing everytime I think about it.

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tyguy

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posted March 08, 2001 12:43 AM

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Alright everyone in this place thinks I am crazy for laughing so hard- They haven't a clue what I just read. That is the funniest shit I read in along time!


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stretch

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posted March 08, 2001 12:47 AM

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I think he meant to post that on the gay board. LOL


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SUST-MAN

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posted March 08, 2001 01:15 AM

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i know this guy.......turst me, he was NOT joking! but he is doing it correctly now....THANK GOD!

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Twiggy

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posted March 08, 2001 01:19 AM

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hehe...

Funny, funny shit!

(and Ape = Huck)

(Not that I know the guy really well or anything, but I was lurking the board back then)


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juiceHOP

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posted March 08, 2001 01:41 AM

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God damit
Jesus


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phiend

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posted March 08, 2001 01:51 AM

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I usually just inject right in the tip of the penis.


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gtaman

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posted March 08, 2001 02:18 AM

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I am doubled over laughing at this one... please don't say this is just mods fucking around, this is too funny..


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Ramstack

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posted March 08, 2001 02:38 AM

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That has got to be some of the stupidest shit I've hard of in years!!!LOL!!!

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TheCorruptor

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posted March 08, 2001 02:42 AM

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that post is a rib right? a gag? that post is a gem


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Deppnade

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posted March 08, 2001 02:48 AM

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post definitely has top status......bump...

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LittleSavage34

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posted March 08, 2001 03:16 AM

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MYO-GENETIC...

That girl has what I refer to as a "cum dumpster" That flab on her gut is where I like to shoot my load when I'm done sodomizing them.


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Big Johnson

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posted March 08, 2001 03:46 AM

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DAMNIT MYO! GET RID OF THAT F*CKING MAIL ORDER BRIDE BULLSH*T. THAT BITCH LOOKS LIKE SHE GOT RIPPED FROM A HOSPITAL BED, GANG RAPED, AND THEN WAS FORCED TO WEAR A TWO-PIECE FOR SOME DICTATOR NAMED "VLAD."

JESUS CHRIST, MAN.

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BigJay81

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posted March 08, 2001 03:50 AM

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quote:
Originally posted by Big Johnson:
DAMNIT MYO! GET RID OF THAT F*CKING MAIL ORDER BRIDE BULLSH*T. THAT BITCH LOOKS LIKE SHE GOT RIPPED FROM A HOSPITAL BED, GANG RAPED, AND THEN WAS FORCED TO WEAR A TWO-PIECE FOR SOME DICTATOR NAMED "VLAD."

JESUS CHRIST, MAN.



lol!


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ghans

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posted March 08, 2001 04:27 AM

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Every time I read that it kills me! The most entertaining post of all time.

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It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

Don't squat with your spurs on.

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youngdeltman

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posted March 08, 2001 05:07 AM

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oh, the memories!


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strengthmonster

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posted March 08, 2001 06:32 AM

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Classic, trouble is too many people are 'trying' to be 'funny' on the anabolics board now. It is getting stupid. I believe this guy was genuine though.


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jdismukes

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posted March 08, 2001 07:27 AM

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And the guy was never heard from agian or it could be one of you with a new name?


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slabcat

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posted March 08, 2001 07:31 AM

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Holy shit!!! I guess you gotta admire his dedication to getting big, but not his research abilities on how to get there.

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mc the great

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posted March 08, 2001 07:57 AM

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what a dick


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thefacelessballer

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posted March 08, 2001 11:38 AM

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thet magic marker post, is pretty fuckin funny and goes along the same line as this one


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harpoon

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posted March 08, 2001 12:42 PM

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i'm still lost-so the ring is a good site?
what a REEETARD

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Julez

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posted March 08, 2001 12:59 PM

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This kills me....... - everytime I see it

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Julez
Truth and Justice
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Bullshit and Bureaucracy.


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Hannibal

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posted March 08, 2001 01:21 PM

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I remember that was one of the first posts that I read when I came to this board. I think it is still the funniest thing I have ever heard of here or anywhere.
Oh Lunatic where have you gone??

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Just_Grow

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posted March 08, 2001 03:28 PM

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WoW...


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TBaug

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posted March 08, 2001 04:59 PM

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quote:
Originally posted by jdismukes:
And the guy was never heard from agian or it could be one of you with a new name?

I don't blame him for not ever using that screen name again. Who knows, he's probably in one of the posts on this thread...LOL


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ajc

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posted March 08, 2001 05:10 PM

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Ahhh...Last summer.

What about the post where he was pissed off because we were laughing at him.

"I make one mistake..."

I don't know that I would call it a mistake...What the hell do you call that? That was some funny shit.

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harpoon

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posted March 09, 2001 01:37 PM

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back to the top.....everyone should read this

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