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Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 216 |
I have a urine drug scan this Friday and I have been taking some valium. I have not taken any in the last week, so what should I get to make sure I do not test positive. I've heard of this product called Golden O and Quick Caps do they really work. | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 71 |
Hello mate, i heard a story once on the net about some guy wanting to pass a drugs test, so what he did was empty his bladder, inject someone elses piss and not piss it out until the test had been done. Did anyone else see that article, sounded too harsh to be true to me, probably one of those highly exadurated storys. Anyway probably not recomended bro, how long is valium in your system for anyway? Gymbob. | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 62 |
They generally don't test for benzodiazapines. However, the half life of Valium is over 60 hours, so if they do they will probably find it. The best thing would be to go to the doctor, fill a prescription for Valium, and then put it down as something you've legally taken. Most doctors would be cool enough to write you a script for a couple of pills if you tell them the story. | ||
Cool Novice Posts: 14 |
My company made me do 3 tests in the past 2 years, they never controlled for Valium or Roids. | ||
Cool Novice Posts: 41 |
typically they test for street drugs. so don't worry about it. if they do catch you say you were having trouble sleeping and your wife gave them to you. or something to that effect. later!! | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 601 |
yeah, had a friend use quick caps, his test was negative, but they had him come back and take it again because the test were inconclusive. the second test was the same, so he didnt get the job. ------------------ | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 70 |
if you really want to be safe go to the nearest smoothie king and buy "The Stuff", It is not cheep but you take it two hours before you have to take the test and you will be clean of almost everything. I have passed many of tests that way. Also what you can do that sounds bad but works is drink alot of pickle juice, it gets most drugs out of your system in one day. Peace. | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 216 |
I forgot to mention- Well I failed a test 2 days ago, tested positive for diazepam (valium) and I explained to my boss that it was my wifes valium for PMS. He is giving me a second chance to retake my test in 48 hrs so I can get it out of my system and pass the test. I have not taken anymore valium in 6-7 days. I been drinking water like a mofo to get it out. Please give me more advice. | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 61 |
Whats up bro.? Well I have alot of boys that have used "Terminator Gold" which cost about $40, like mentioned above you take it about 3 hours before your test and your system will actually be clean for several hours (4-6) You can get in down here at the Gas Pipe, its of 635 and Skillman. Let me know if I can be of any further help! WannaImpress | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 177 |
Do what I do: never use your own urine. It is easy to get clean urine from someone you know or wife or whatever. Store it in a condom next to you body (or in it) to keep it body temperature. If someone is watching you take a piss, just tell them to fuck off cuz you can't get started with some fag checking out your wang. | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 720 |
Hey bro's. There is one bit of information that Mr. Laredo didn't tell you. Beleive it or not, they actually identified the actual product. I mean the tech told him that "you were taking diazapam by (they gave the manufacturer)" How in the fuck did they know what brand it was? ------------------ | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 62 |
That's total B.S.!!! They don't know what brand it was, they must have just guessed. Again, the half-life of Valium is about 60 hours, so it could take over a week or more to completely clear. If they already know you took it, tell them that the drug won't clear for at least a week due to its long life in the system. | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 216 |
Tall Dude- before I flame the hell out your newbie ass, it is not BS. You can call the labtech in the results dept. at Quest Diagnostics, Dallas TX. It might have been a guess by the tech, but damn that crazy. I tested positive for "diazepam" benzodiazapines thats Terpia Labs trademark name for Valium. Go figure. [This message has been edited by Mr. Laredo (edited February 28, 2001).] | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 293 |
goldenseal and niacin and all that other crap dont work for shit. you need to do alot of cardio to speed up your metabolism to get rid of it. also, the day of the test, make sure that you have already urinated at least once before you go in to fill the cup because your first piss after you wake up will contain the most metabolites. | ||
Novice Posts: 6 |
everybody refers to benzo's by the name diazepam....there ain't no way they could determine what brand name you took.don't let my # of posts fool you friend. | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 720 |
That does make more sense. But how the hell did they know it was diazapan and not valium? ------------------ | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 150 |
Valium is valium..they got lucky and guessed. I get tested all the time, here's the easy steps to take: - Drink 2 gallons of water the day of the test (before) - Make sure you piss at least twice before - Take your sample mid-stream - Take a shitload of B-vitamins. They color your urine yellow. b/c you are taking so much water your urine would otherwise appear clear and there would be suspision of diluting your sample - Take 4 aspirin the morning of. This fucks with the EMIT test and can block alot of drugs from being detected Most drugs except cannaboloids (pot) are out of your system in less then a week anyway. And if you dilute it this much it will be undetectable. | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 84 |
water water water/ diaretics/supercuts!! go find this shit called super cuts from the GNC!! will flush it out | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 62 |
Diazepam is the generic name for Valium. Go ahead and check the PDR if you don't believe me. All I'm trying to do is help and let you know that either the guy was fucking with you or there was a miscommunication. | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 107 |
dude. lust read the post a few up from tous by TERMINATOR2 | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 803 |
golden seal ------------------ If you enjoy it today you can always do it again tomorrow. | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 216 |
Thanks guys, Tall Dude no flame intended and thanks for your input. I've been drinking 2 gallons of water per day and taking a lot of golden seal. I have 40 hrs before the piss test so I think I will pass. I read that diazepam only stays in the body for 60 hrs. Is this true? thanks | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 62 |
I believe the half-life is 60 hours, which means that half of it is eliminated at 60 hours. It's hard to say how long it would take to be undetectable, but I would guess about 180 hours or so. | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 216 |
We shall see Friday afternoon. I'm so full of H20 and goldenseal I feel like a bloated cow. lol | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 720 |
hey bro, scroll back up and read deltzilla's reply. I remember hearing of that several years ago when I was in the military, and apparently it works. Follow it to a "T" awith the addition shit that I am getting. ------------------ |
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