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bignate73
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posted March 26, 2000 04:57 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for bignate73   Click Here to Email bignate73     Edit/Delete Message UIN: 65081685
i got this off of the rhinowear site. pretty cool, thought i would share it with my iron bro's

The Squat
Down the road, in a gym far away
a young man was heard to say
No matter what I do my legs won't grow
He tried leg extensions, leg curls, leg presses too
Trying to cheat, these sissy workouts he'd do
From the corner of the gym
where the big men train
Through a cloud of chalk
and in the midst of pain
Where the big iron rides high
and threatens lives
Where the noise is made
with big forty fives
A deep voice bellowed
as he wrapped his knees
A very big man
with legs like trees
Laughing as he snatched another plate from the stack,
Chalking his hands
and monstrous back,
Said "BOY STOP LYING AND DON'T SAY YOU'VE FORGOTTEN.
TROUBLE WITH YOU IS YOU AIN'T BEEN SQUATTIN'."


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lift eat grow!!!

[This message has been edited by bignate73 (edited March 26, 2000).]

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deltman
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posted March 26, 2000 08:44 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for deltman   Click Here to Email deltman     Edit/Delete Message
Good one BN, it all depends on the definition of a "squat" huh? LOL

deltman

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studcj
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posted March 26, 2000 01:00 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for studcj   Click Here to Email studcj     Edit/Delete Message
Some familiar lines in there.
hey Ranger! Are you working on anything right now?

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"I can, because Im crazzy!"
Studcj

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MattTheSkywalker
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posted March 26, 2000 01:39 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for MattTheSkywalker   Click Here to Email MattTheSkywalker     Edit/Delete Message
Gym Rules:

#1: Show up

#2: Squat

Matt

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big_guy1
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posted March 26, 2000 02:14 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for big_guy1   Click Here to Email big_guy1     Edit/Delete Message UIN: 5126477
hehe..cool poem dude....

big-guy

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AZQuadz
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posted March 27, 2000 10:03 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for AZQuadz   Click Here to Email AZQuadz     Edit/Delete Message UIN: 54353319
SQUAAAAAAAAAAAT ! I LOVE SQUATS!!!!!

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Mr. Nasty
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posted March 27, 2000 10:39 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Mr. Nasty   Click Here to Email Mr. Nasty     Edit/Delete Message
Bump the squats!!!

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bignate73
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posted March 28, 2000 04:18 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for bignate73   Click Here to Email bignate73     Edit/Delete Message UIN: 65081685
i guess i got a little excited when i posted this cause it was leg day....um.....ouch.....well needless to say i walk like Fred Sanford now.....until next week when i SQUAT AGAIN!!!!!

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lift eat grow!!!

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BLOODTIDE
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posted March 28, 2000 08:18 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for BLOODTIDE   Click Here to Email BLOODTIDE     Edit/Delete Message
Excellent!

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