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magilla_i_gorilla Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 11)	posted March 14, 2000 12:01 AM 1)your neck size is bigger than your paycheck 2)your shit smells like 10,000 tuna 3)you look in the mirror more at the oppisite sex 4)you name your dog Met-Rx 5)you cut on your wedding night because it was leg day 6)you refuse to change a light bulb without a spotter 7)you've worn baggies to a job interview 8)you think a sandbar is lifting equipment in Saudi Arabia 9)you quit your warehouse job because they bought a forklift 10)when you heard your teenage kid got ripped at a party, you asked him for his diet 11)you heard the kid did it again and you accused him of taking diuretics 12)you think bisexual means being aroused by biceps 13)you gave your grandmother wrist wraps for christmas 14)you shout encouragements to furniture movers 15)you give protein bars for halloween 16)you ask the avon lady for protan 17)you complain when your gym is closed on christmas 18)you use muscle soreness to decline sex and 19)you pump up your traps for a driver's license photo ---------------- if you have to be a monkey be a Gorilla IP: Logged
LittleSavage34 Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 24)	posted March 14, 2000 12:14 AM HAHAHA...funny shit man. Keep up the good work! Hey, those new Halogen bulbs are pretty heavy. ------------------ If you racked the bar, then you're lifting the bar. IP: Logged
studcj Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 323)	posted March 14, 2000 12:15 AM Oh shit! I did the drivers license one! j/k Thats funny bro. ------------------ "I can, because Im crazzy!" Studcj IP: Logged
big_dan Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 60)	posted March 14, 2000 12:18 AM You bastard I logged on just so I could post that joke. You beat me to it I guess. I have it hanging up on my wall.LMAO still. ------------------ big bad dan IP: Logged
tom_jumper Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 108)	posted March 14, 2000 01:22 AM I know i ain't been the only one complaining about the gym closed on christmas. Come on guys, fess up. IP: Logged
Slim Whitman Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 48)	posted March 14, 2000 01:30 AM Protein bars for halloween?!? Everyone please leave your addresses below. I'll be the one dressed as the big bag of shit...you know the EAS guy!!! (he he) Slim IP: Logged
hardness Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 55)	posted March 14, 2000 02:38 AM Brilliant cheered up a very dull day. cant stop laughing. We are societies ellite IP: Logged
HARDBALL2 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 222)	posted March 14, 2000 11:24 AM VERY GOOD! GET HUGE AND DROP BOMBS!!!! IP: Logged
Villan Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 114)	posted March 14, 2000 11:31 AM How do you know your a bodybuilder on roids?? When your girl comes up to kiss you and grabs your ass and asks, "What the hell, you got apples in your jeans or something?" ......(you know, the grapefruits that grow in your ass from all the pokin' and injectin').........okay, okay, sorry bad joke. IP: Logged
BuffEnuf Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 213)	posted March 14, 2000 12:06 PM 19 was some funny ass shit bro!!!!!!!!!! ------------------ "We may not be liven in a perfect world, but your lookin at a perfect body... your lookin at a, Genetic Freak" IP: Logged
big_bad_buff Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 286)	posted March 14, 2000 12:21 PM this is what i like to read on the board. good work BRO! #14. COMMON LIFT IT!!!LIFT IT!! IT'S ALL YOURS HA! HA! #19. i can see someone taking off there shirt, and trying to get pumped up for there picture..HA! HA! HA! did you read this shit ranger?? IP: Logged
abc-29 Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 62)	posted March 14, 2000 12:27 PM and your pissed cause your gym isn't open till at least 11pm friday, saturday, and sunday nights. and you need your girlfriend to wash your back. and youd rather get huge than have hair. and your happy when one day you cant button the neck on your business shirts. your a 250 pound aggro man who shaves your armpits you love it when people think your weird looking. you have 12% bodyfat and are 175 pounds over what the chart says you should be. you spend $700 a month on food youd rather kill your boss and get fired than miss your leg workout. you want to shoot yourself when you tweak your rotator cuff (again) youd rather have stronger tendons than be a millionair (although this is a close one) you like girls who have more muscles than most guys Life would be perfect if you could just bench 405 (in my case) for a couple good ones. you get a pump so hard you think your going to die but you do another set anyhow. you wish you started AS five to ten years ago... well. thats all i can think of for now. IP: Logged
E2 Moderator (Total posts: 1384)	posted March 14, 2000 12:28 PM HAHAHAHAHA that's some funny shit. IP: Logged
MiniMic Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 100)	posted March 14, 2000 01:10 PM I HATE when the gym is closed or closed early for holidays, especially New Years!! There is no reason for the gym to close at 3:00 on New Years! Sorry that is still pissing me off and I had to get it out. IP: Logged
45Plates Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 126)	posted March 14, 2000 03:53 PM You bros keep doin this i'm gonna fall of my damm chair IP: Logged
Bigger A Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 47)	posted March 14, 2000 04:14 PM Ha, ha . This is a really good post guys. I can't stop laughing about this one. IP: Logged
Behemoth Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 28)	posted March 14, 2000 04:25 PM Almost as good as when I saw it first in musclemag!!! IP: Logged
Power Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 27)	posted March 14, 2000 05:27 PM That shit was soooo funny, bro! You are the Man! IP: Logged
BIGBADFKR Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 53)	posted March 14, 2000 06:26 PM hahaha funny shit guys IP: Logged
jocko Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 24)	posted March 14, 2000 09:09 PM Man my stomach hurts from laugh'in If you trained in Las Vegas All gyms are open 24/7 all day EVERYDAY. IP: Logged
rocko Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 50)	posted March 14, 2000 11:04 PM your upset when you can walk with out cripiling pain the day after legs IP: Logged
ruffy Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 40)	posted March 14, 2000 11:11 PM SHIT, I THOUGHT THAT I WAS THE FUNNY ONE. THIS JOKE TAKES THE CAKE! IP: Logged
big_guy1 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 427)	posted March 15, 2000 01:13 AM LOL...hahahhaha...roflmao..=) big-guy IP: Logged
hardness Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 55)	posted March 15, 2000 01:37 AM i was sat on the bus going to the Gym 9hrs after reading these and started laughing. I had some pretty strange looks. Just sat on the Bus then with a big grin. Brilliant IP: Logged
Deepsquat Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 392)	posted March 15, 2000 02:28 AM You know that you are doing too much ggh(gorilla growth hormone) if you look like this and too much pcgh (pussy cat growth hormone) if you look like this IP: Logged
jettstream Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 35)	posted March 15, 2000 03:16 AM # 19 TOO FUNNY my driver's license has me with a "body building" tank top on....home made of course. small ass strings and all. I didn't pump up but i did flex the traps!! funny that people always ask if i have a shirt on...b/c the shirt i had on is a light brown and i was tan at the time of the picture. lata ------------------ --++ Every Path is a Gradual One, Those With Patience and Preserverance Succeed ++-- ==JeTTsTreaM IP: Logged
LOWE254 Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 61)	posted March 15, 2000 07:38 AM I must not be a bodybuilder, because I never turn down sex because of sorness. But, my neck is bigger than my paycheck, heh heh! ------------------ Don't just dream you dreams, live them! LOWE254 IP: Logged
conan69 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 280)	posted March 15, 2000 08:16 AM too FUNNY i actually did number 19 still LMAO ------------------ Check out my HardCore Pic site...to get your pic on there just email me http://www.dell.homestead.com/conan/index.html IP: Logged
Mr. Nobody Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 66)	posted March 15, 2000 12:30 PM you would eat monkey shit, if they find out it makes you grow, you have sex, so that your test levels stay high, you dig people staring at you, those are mine IP: Logged
airtyme Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 191)	posted March 15, 2000 02:03 PM you guys crack me up! ------------------ "Fear is a darkroom where negatives develop!" IP: Logged
BIGBADFKR Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 53)	posted March 15, 2000 04:39 PM WHAT A CRACK UP. IP: Logged
white-phiberz Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 8)	posted March 15, 2000 05:10 PM Friggin funny man...I can relate to much of those...also: -you get excited and measure progress my new stretch marks. (while your wife/girlfriend is trying get rid of them, your trying to get new ones) -I spouse has to plan everyday living around your work-outs -I get my own version of PMS if i missed scheduled work-out. -you can brag you couldn't go on a rollercoaster because your chest dimensions didn't fit regulations. (that realy sucks) oh man, there are tons more...don't you love being alienated because you Love IRON. IP: Logged
Big Brother Val Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 340)	posted March 15, 2000 06:26 PM You guys are the dudes. IP: Logged