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 I THINK I REALLY FUCKED UP!!
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ruffy Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 36) |
posted March 13, 2000 10:28 PM
 
HELP, MY SON IS 18 MONTHS. IT HAS ALWAYS BEEN MY DREAM FOR HIM TO PLAY IN THE N.F.L.. IN ORDER TO GIVE HIM A HEADSTART, I STARTED HIM ON A CYCLE OF GEAR 3 MONTHS AFTER HE WAS BORN. THE CYCLE WAS AS FOLLOWS: 5 ANADROLS A DAY, 4 DBOLS A DAY, 750MG OF SUSTANON A WEEK, 250MG OF STEN AND 300MG OF WINSTROL A WEEK. EVERYTHING WAS FINE FOR THE FIRST 12 MONTHS, THEN ALL OF THE SUDDEN ALL HELL BROKE LOOSE: HIS TONGUE TURNED PURPLE, HIS VOICE WAS HELLA DEEP, IN FACT, HE GRUNTS MORE THAN HE TALKS(SOUNDS LIKE A FUCKING GRIZZLY BEAR). HIS LITTLE WEE WEE IS NO LONGER A LITTLE WEE WEE. THE DAMN THING IS AS LONG AS HIS LEG! HIS TEETH, I SWEAR BY THIS, ARE STARTING TO LOOK LIKE FUCKING FANGS! THE GOOD THING IS THAT HE IS RUNNING NOW, AND HE BENCH PRESSES 80 POUNDS FOR 10 REPS (KEEP IN MIND THAT HE IS 18MONTHS). IP: Logged |
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KANE Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 74) |
posted March 13, 2000 10:29 PM
Dont worry just give him some clomid. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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ItalianSweetness Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 65) |
posted March 13, 2000 10:30 PM
thats funny shit bro. U made me crack up.  ----peace "italian sweetness"IP: Logged |
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Marauder Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 97) |
posted March 13, 2000 10:31 PM
Damn fool, take him to the pediatrician! ------------------ IP: Logged |
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The Ranger Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 437) |
posted March 13, 2000 11:03 PM
Fucker.........hehehe...!!! IP: Logged |
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MiniMic Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 100) |
posted March 13, 2000 11:12 PM
Give him some clomid so he doesn't become a girl and I would bump the DBOL up to 10 pills a day. 4 pills is kind of a low dosage. I would know better if I knew his height, weight, and BF%. IP: Logged |
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ruffy Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 36) |
posted March 13, 2000 11:23 PM
2ft tall, 40 pounds, 3% bodyfat. I caught him banging the baby sitter last night. At 18 months, he gets more pussy than his dad! IP: Logged |
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big_bad_buff Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 284) |
posted March 13, 2000 11:25 PM
HA! HA! HA! HA!
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bigmofo Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 9) |
posted March 13, 2000 11:58 PM
That is the funniest fucking thing i've seen on here yet, peace,out IP: Logged |
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big_dan Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 59) |
posted March 14, 2000 12:07 AM
roommate thought you were serious! Funny shit alittle twisted!!!!but funny.. Give the little guy some little draws and put him on stage see if he can de-throne ronnie coleman!!!LMAO ------------------ IP: Logged |
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magman Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 18) |
posted March 14, 2000 12:16 AM
is he breast feeding..............DAMN that got a hurt! IP: Logged |
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macrophage69alpha Moderator (Total posts: 868) |
posted March 14, 2000 12:24 AM
You are so lucky to have a subject for your experiments- do you guys think maybe I could adopt a kid? I mean I want to get started experimenting right away. Not only would I have to wait that whole 9 month gestation period- but I gotta find a fertile woman with acceptable genetics- who will also have sex with me- this could take years- if ever Oh well Maybe that Save the Children foundation could help. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Slim Whitman Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 44) |
posted March 14, 2000 12:29 AM
YOU IDIOT!!! Everybody on this board knows that you can't start using roids until your AT LEAST 6 months old. Reminds me of one of my posts I made a year or two ago. Some idiot was on the board saying he was 14 and wanted to use roids. I replied with,"I was an 8 year old freak" or something to that effect. Anybody remember?(Doc Savage, I bet you do!!) By the way, my lawyer will be contacting you about copyright infringement. Nice to know I'm not the only smart ass here!!! Slim IP: Logged |
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D-Town Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 82) |
posted March 14, 2000 12:40 AM
Ruffy quit being a pussy, your holding that kid back. Grab a sixteen gauger, suck down a couple of cc's and pump that kid full of GH. Ya gotta start young and explosive if you want him to be able to compete with Greg Kovacs and Muscletech!!! FOR GOD SAKES! GIVE THE KID SOME GH MAN!!!! P.S. For maximum growth get an extra job and start stocking up on insulin as well!!!For crying out loud you heartless bastard dont you have a SOLE!!!Say it with me GROOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWTHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! IP: Logged |
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Deepsquat Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 384) |
posted March 14, 2000 12:48 AM
hey give your poor kid a break! He has to have an off cycle you know!Make sure you give him clomid so his big ass balls have a chance to kick in,and nolvadex so he won't get bitch tits. IP: Logged |
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macrophage69alpha Moderator (Total posts: 868) |
posted March 14, 2000 12:52 AM
Even the pro's go off cycle ITS CALLED RETIREMENT ------------------ IP: Logged |
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DoctorSavage Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 109) |
posted March 14, 2000 09:11 AM
Slim, yeah I do remember that dolt. Ruffy. Good move on the D-bol, and yeah, go ahead and up the dosage. Infants have an almost adult sized liver when born (true, no B.S.) so he should be able to tollerate as much D-bol as you do. You might want to add this to his breast milk/protein shakes; 1/4 cup flintstone vitamins (not the kind with iron, or it will turn his poop green), 1/2 bannana, 4 tablets prozac (baby roid rage is intollerable) and some propecia so he might grow some hair. Good work Ruffy, just out of curiosity, is your last name Mengele? IP: Logged |
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die_hard842 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 213) |
posted March 14, 2000 10:46 AM
Shit Dude, Make sure he has his lifting Belt, I started gasing at 3 years old and I have had Back problems ever since I did the Iron man was i was 6, of course I let my beard grow out so I could lie about my age, but anyways I benched 500lbs and fucked myself up. IP: Logged |
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rocko Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 34) |
posted March 14, 2000 01:35 PM
Ha HA HA, that was hillarious, I almost got kicked out of the computer room for laughing so hard, keep it up!!!!!!!!!! IP: Logged |
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beerbarbq Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 137) |
posted March 14, 2000 02:28 PM
Lots of GH untill he is 7 feet tall and making 30 million a year in the NBA. It will all be worth it. IP: Logged |
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rocky Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 7) |
posted March 14, 2000 02:45 PM
HA HA HA HAAAAAAAA HHHAAAAA HHHHAAAAA HHHHAAAAAA!!!!!! Thats some really funny shit bro!!!!! IP: Logged |
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Power Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 27) |
posted March 14, 2000 02:58 PM
I wouldn't start to worry untill he sprouts a tail. I'm thinking of putting my 5 year old daughter on a similar cycle soon.... IP: Logged |
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45Plates Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 124) |
posted March 14, 2000 03:28 PM
Fuck thats funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IP: Logged |
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Formula Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 69) |
posted March 14, 2000 05:01 PM
I would start him on some HCG and GH. Try bumping up the clomid & novaldex. Careful thought gear stunt grow. BTW is your son Lee Priest? lol IP: Logged |
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BIGBADFKR Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 48) |
posted March 14, 2000 05:13 PM
HAHAHA FUNNY SHIT IP: Logged |
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TxCollegeguy Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 201) |
posted March 14, 2000 06:22 PM
that has to be the funniest thing in the world.....And for all of the bro's that have been trying to get ahold of me...I'm at home for spring break and tried to download icq here but it screwed up my icq list...so if you need me email me Keep Pumping IP: Logged |
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phiend Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 349) |
posted March 14, 2000 07:44 PM
Sounds like you got him off him off on a godd start. He'll be really strong; too bad he's only gonna be 2 feet tall. IP: Logged |
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Marauder Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 97) |
posted March 14, 2000 07:47 PM
Start on the GH, the damn kid's gonna have a bigger dick than you if you don't chill! ------------------ IP: Logged |
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