posted March 10, 2000 12:17 AM            

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Thought I'd share this with you,maybe save someone else the pleasure.Have been taking Metrx protein shake 3-4 times a day.Well today we had a weird guy at work who we didnt want to eat lunch with,waited an extra 2hrs for lunch ,so I figure load the metrx,well we ate lunch about 2hrs later ,after eating Im relaxing in lunch room,feel a little gas,try a one cheek sneak,
next thing I know Im headed for the crapper with a load in my pants,just like it went in.My advice,no more than 2 shakes between meals,unless you got stock in "depends".

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posted March 10, 2000 12:22 AM            

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Shit, I hate when that happens, no pun intended. That much Metrx will clogg thos pipes too. It might make you shit a chocolate turtle the next time.

BPP

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posted March 10, 2000 12:24 AM            

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ONE CAN ONLY IMAGINE A DAY IN THE LIFE OF NUGENT

entertaining but strange

Peace

BTW- if you add some flax meal or flax fiber to your shakes it should help with your "random" elimination problem. cant just talk smack- gotta give a little good advice

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posted March 10, 2000 12:28 AM            

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THX Macdaddy,and Buffdaddy,Fiber for me,mixed with shakes,slow that protien down a little!

The Nuge
"Its a free for all!"

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posted March 10, 2000 01:47 AM            

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Holy shit bro....(all pun intended)
That was funny as hell....LOL..LOL..
I do recall having something like that happen to me...but it was the flu...not a shake..
One thing Ive learned when consuming large amounts of protein.....never...but never...try to sneak a toot....you never know whats going to follow it out..
Funny Ass Shit Bro,...
WCP

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posted March 10, 2000 02:22 AM            

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I find that this happens quite often with a lot of people. When you start on a high protein diet the body does'nt digest it too well....accidents can happen!

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posted March 10, 2000 02:49 AM            

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LOL!!! that made my night.

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posted March 10, 2000 02:57 AM            

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Im not kiddin, I got a crap on deck that could choke a donkey. - Fat Bastard

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posted March 10, 2000 08:17 AM            

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ROLF LMAO

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posted March 10, 2000 09:31 AM         

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here is what I do, when it feels like I am sliding into first:
Lay on your back, bend one knee and rotate that leg over the other leg, than grab your ass-cheeks, spread them apart and slowly squeeze out a fart, you will feel the shit behind, if it comes, close your ass hole. That way you will not loose your protein

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posted March 10, 2000 09:56 AM         

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Does diareah make you loose protein?

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posted March 10, 2000 10:15 AM            

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I haven't had that happen but I constantly fart and have to wipe myself numerous times during the day without taking a shit. Kind of disgusting, but one of the many joys of Bodybuilding.

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posted March 10, 2000 12:50 PM            

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I'm dyin' over here!!!

Mr. Nobody, that seems like a little too much work just to fart!...although very funny!

Minimac, I feel your pain on the butt boogers. I convince myself I have to use the crapper yet one more time, only to find out it's just a little schincter slime. Fuckin' protein shakes.

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