posted March 04, 2000 02:57 PM            

Although it looks like this is my first post, it is not. I have been doing the board thang for almost a year now, and have posted to this board on a few occasions under a different alias. But I figured since I've now joined the realm of all you juicers, I might as well get a new handle.

It all started last May when I made my first purchase of AS through a guy at the gym. I got some Deca and Omnadren, but didn't have enough for a full cycle. The summer was coming up so I decided to wait until fall to start my first cycle (bulking). However, when I tried to fill out my wish list for the cylce, my source dried up. He kept telling me he was working for me but never came through. It was the shits 'cause I wanted to be big for X-mas. I gave the guy a thousand chances but kept getting the run around. Finally I said fuck it and took a chance with the mail order thing. It seems to have worked out because I got my first package on Monday.

So let's cut to last Monday. The package arrives and so the cycle is a go ahead. From the time the package arrived until the time I performed my first ever injection was about an hour.

The first injection was supposed to be 200mg of Deca. However, butterfingers only allowed me about 150mg as I spilled about 1/2cc due to shear incompetence. Already I had experienced roid rage and I had not yet injected! What an experience it was, that first injection. Very scary, yet exciting. As I tried to reach around to my left glute, I realised this was going to be tougher than I thought. How the hell am I going to do this? My right hand couldn't reach around. I was going to have to do this with one hand. Not to mention the poor visibility. So I lowered the mirror to waist level so I could see, and then it hit me like a ton of bricks. What a fat ass! Determined to change that, I slowly peirced my skin with the needle and pushed it in. I was surprised at how little this hurt. I then aspirated but it was hard to do and the needle was moving around a bit, which I didn't like. I then pushed the oil in slowly, pulled the needle out, swabbed the sight with alcohol, and it was over. My first injection. Wow! I put everything back, hung the mirror back up and checked to see if I was any bigger. Nope. Not Yet. Maybe in the morning. And I went to bed.

Tuesday was O.K. except for some pain in my ass. Wednesday the pain was less and it was pretty much gone on Thursday, which was good, because that night it was time for my second injection. Friends was a repeat so no need to watch, might as well inject some steroids instead. Tonight I was going to inject 2cc (200mg) Deca + 1cc Omna. Yep, that's correct 3cc total. The phuckin syringe would be full. The Deca is in vials and the omna is in amps. This would be my first time opening an amp. I got a knife out and tried to score the glass around the neck of the amp. Hmmm. Doesn't seem to be doing too much. Oh, well I think it's a little scored so I'll try and snap the top off. Well, butterfingers got the top off and saved all the juice. However, I did manage to cut my finger in the process. Just a nick though. Anyway, without much further trouble, I got all the juice into the syringe. Man 3cc is quite a lot.

This time, my right glute got the call to come off the bench. Again, it was pretty much a one handed affair (not of the same type I've been having since I've been single)
. This time it was my right (and weak) hand though, and again the syringe moved around a bit, which I really don't like. I got all 3cc's in, hung the mirror back up and checked to see if I was bigger. Ah, hard to tell. I'm sure I'll be bigger in the morning so I went to bed.

Friday I got up with one sore ass. All day it was sore and it was leg day to boot. I mean really quite sore. Like, struggle to get in and out of my car sore. I checked the injection site in the mirror that night and it wasn't red, there was no bump or anything. Must just be the 3cc's of oil and maybe the Omna. Oh well today (Sat)it is not as sore so I think I'm alright.

So its been 5 days since that first injection. When I started I was 5'7" 178 lbs. (I don't think the 5'7" part will change much, but we'll keep an eye on the weight). I estimated my bodyfat with calipers but I haven't calculated it yet. I'll probably be embarrassed to tell you. This morning I weighed in at 183.5 lbs. That's a gain of 5.5lbs in 5 days. I realize that alot of this may be water and fat but at least I think my juice is real. Only noticeable sides are oilier than normal skin and some acheing in my testes. Anyone else ever get that? I had it before when I tried some prohormones.

I am going to keep track of gains and sides and other things that come to mind. I know alot of you may be getting tired of these types of posts but there are lots of newbies out there that may be able to learn or benefit from my experience, so I will post updates.

I wish I had pictures to post but I don't. The reason for this is that 1) I don't have a camera and 2) Nobody know's I'm doing this. I don't know how long I can hide it for. A group of us at work weigh ourselves every day and my 5.5lb jump was noticed. One guy even suggested that I must be juicing to another friend of mine. When I asked him what he thought, he said he thinks something is up. I've just played along so far claiming that I've been eating like a pig (which I have).

Here is the cycle that I'm planning.

Weeks 1 through 4 - Deca 400mg, Omna 250mg
Weeks 2 through 7 - Deca 400mg, Wintrol 50mg EOD.
Week 8 - Deca 200mg, Winstrol 50mg EOD.
Weeks 9 and 10 - Clomid (haven't figured Dosage yet)

For all you guys that say I should up the test, or throw in some d-bols, you should understand my goals. My goal is not to be the biggest guy in the gym, but to put on some solid pounds and retain them. My other main goal is to maintain my hair. I think I have a better chance at becoming "unsingle" with a muscular build and some hair than with a freaky size and no hair. (I am genetically predisposed to MPB an am already thinning naturally). I will try and combat hairloss on this cycle and will update you how with following posts.

This post is getting too long and I promise that my updates won't be nearly as long. If you have any comments (even if you still think I should up the test) let me know.

Ciao.

posted March 04, 2000 04:48 PM            

I would be very interested in your periodical updates.

[b]And YES, hair is very important, so you made a wise choice for your first cycle.

Jon

P.S. You should remember to get about 2-3 grams of protein per pound of body weight to take advantage of Deca's properties.

posted March 04, 2000 08:53 PM            

E2, I thought for sure you would tell me 750mg Omna, drop to 500.

Strym, I was on Propecia before the cycle but discontinued it Tuesday (morning after injection 1). This is because of what I've read about the Deca/finasteride combination actually being harmful to hair. Since Deca is the base drug of the cycle, I figured I'd chance the 250mg/wk of test for 4 wks. I'll talk more about hairloss in a later post.

posted March 04, 2000 09:18 PM            

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where ever you go there you are...

posted March 04, 2000 09:27 PM            

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lift eat grow!!!

posted March 05, 2000 10:16 PM            

As for your injections, try sitting down in a chair and hanging a cheek over the edge, much easier to use both hands.