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weez
Amateur Bodybuilder
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posted February 29, 2000 02:04 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for weez   Click Here to Email weez     Edit/Delete Message
Last night doing leg presses I was straining so hard for my last few reps that I swear I almost inverted my sphincter, (not to mention shit my pants).

Has anyone ever "blown a valve"? Between all the protein coming and going out of my system and the straining till my head explodes for those last few reps, it seems that hemmoroids are inevitable.

I don't want to end up like "Studdering John" and have a roid the size of a golf ball. Anyone ever had such a problem or better yet any remedies??

I'm sure 'assface' would have a thought on the topic but I haven't seen him around in a while...

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Just tryin' to grow...

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Deepsquat
Pro Bodybuilder
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posted February 29, 2000 04:01 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Deepsquat   Click Here to Email Deepsquat     Edit/Delete Message
I would suggest that you stop useing your asshole to assist you during your leg sessions! Seriously,why not try useing a lighter weight so that you will be useing your thigh muscles more?

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weez
Amateur Bodybuilder
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posted February 29, 2000 04:33 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for weez   Click Here to Email weez     Edit/Delete Message
Heh, heh. Not a bad idea. And I'll stop doing front raises with my little guy too.

Just thought maybe someone had a funny story involving something of the like. Sometimes you need to call on assistive muscle groups to get that last rep!

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phiend
Pro Bodybuilder
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posted February 29, 2000 05:48 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for phiend     Edit/Delete Message UIN: 63040172
I have farted pretty loud before doing leg presses, but I hope that's as far as it goes. Don't lift your hips up and you shouldn't have a problem.

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The Ranger
Pro Bodybuilder
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posted February 29, 2000 07:22 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for The Ranger   Click Here to Email The Ranger     Edit/Delete Message
Yup,
And had'em lanced once! Hurt like a bitch, you don't realize how many times you pucker your ass until it hurts. I got a new cream for flare ups and it's the shit!! Nitro 2%..Proctosol 2.5%...About twice with this stuff, and their gone. Ask a Dr. for a script....good shit.

Ranger

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scourge1
Amateur Bodybuilder
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posted February 29, 2000 09:04 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for scourge1   Click Here to Email scourge1     Edit/Delete Message UIN: 2877127
You're tensing too much all over and putting yourself at risk for 'roids, the other roid mind you, not the anabolic kind

Make a mental effort to focus on keeping the rear end a bit less tense. Its hard, when I worked legs I had to start keeping an eye down there.

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HamStuffer
Amateur Bodybuilder
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posted March 01, 2000 02:22 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for HamStuffer   Click Here to Email HamStuffer     Edit/Delete Message
Some funny shit Weez. I am still laughing, cause it has happened to me, but I ripped some thunder bolts out of my ass too. Needless to say, the squat cage was mine until I left!!

Stuffer...

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