posted February 14, 2000 06:28 PM            

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Girfriend found my Dbol tabs laying on my desk. She turns to me and asks "What are these?"

I said " uhhh ummmm uhhh there my medication"

Girlfriend "oh ok"

Whew got out of that one

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posted February 14, 2000 06:32 PM            

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Once an old girlfriend found some needles in my garbage can and asked. "Are you taking steroids?"

and I said, "yeah"

I guess I got out of that one.

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posted February 14, 2000 06:32 PM            

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Hell bro you got lucky...my story would run something like this...
Girlfreind: what are those?
Me: My medication?
Girlfreind: uh, right?
Me: Ouch!!! (as girlfriend puts foot straight up my muscle ass.
My shit will always be WELL hidden...
Glad you stayed out of trouble bro,
Bleed Iron,
Later.

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posted February 14, 2000 06:49 PM         

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BIGCATRATCHO I SAID THE SAME TO MY WIFE. LOVE HER TO DEATH BUT IT IS MY LIFE. GOOD ANSWER

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posted February 14, 2000 06:52 PM            

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Yeah, I currently have the "Well you seem to know a lot about what you're doing, just be careful..."

So I have that going for me.

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posted February 14, 2000 07:11 PM            

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My girlfriend is a part time detective or something; no matter how good I hide stuff she always seems to find it.
Girlfriend: "Well I was putting away some of your clothes and I happen to find a trap door in your closest and well...I found these syringes...are you on steroids???
Primo: Uh, well, no those are for work, yeah...they're leftover from the lab and uh..
well you guys get the picture.
She once found a bottle of Reforvit and I somehow convinced her it was liquid creatine despite the fact that there are ANIMAL all over the damn bottle.

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posted February 14, 2000 08:27 PM            

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Girlfriend (holding up dbol): "What are these?"
Musclefreak: "Pez."
Girlfriend (chewing): "Oh... doesn't taste like pez"
Musclefreak: "Shit..."

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no more injections
my ass is a pin cushion
take the needle out!

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posted February 14, 2000 09:05 PM            

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LOL...good one JJ

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posted February 15, 2000 12:37 PM            

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Dude my wife actually would inject me. She's totally cool about. She's a medic asst. and could monitor my BP.

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posted February 15, 2000 02:37 PM            

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I think that you should educate your gf and get rid of the negative misconception that she probably has of gear. That way she can help you inject.

Jon

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posted February 15, 2000 02:50 PM         

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I agree, My wife injects in my left cheek since its hard for me to reach around that far. I just printed off a ton of info on gear and let her read up. Worked for me.

stay big,

Christian

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posted February 15, 2000 03:45 PM            

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JJ-LOL.....I told my last girlfriend..now ex..she jsut said she didn't like it, but hey I knew what I was doing, and she still loved me, and accepted it.....usually if you are honest, they accept it...

big-guy

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posted February 17, 2000 01:06 AM            

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HERE IS THE APPROACH YOU TAKE.
GIRL: I FOUND A SYRINGE IN YOUR BAG ARE YOU ON STEROIDS?

MUSCLEHEAD: YES

GIRL: DONT THOSE MAKE YOUR NUTS SHRINK?

MUSCLEHEAD:YES BUT THEY MAKE YOUR COCK BIGGER!! YOUR MOM SEEMS TO LOVE IT!

TRY THAT AND LMK HOW IT WORKS

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posted February 17, 2000 10:19 AM            

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my girl found them too and the needles, she asked what they were and i said for steroids,
she said "let me stick you the next time cause you are always sticking me!.
i said sure but its not as painful when i do it. she said maybe not to you. oh well at least she was honest with me.

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posted February 17, 2000 12:33 PM         

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Could someone please send me some of the info that they are passing out to their girlfriends/wives...what have you found that shows steriod use in a Positive light...Thanks...email [email protected]

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posted February 17, 2000 07:33 PM            

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When I first met my fiance' I was at the end of a cycle and was awesome in bed. 2 weeks later I couldn't get it up, which was fun to explain. I told her it was because I took a lot of ephedrine that day. Later she busted me when I was going to make a trip to Mexico and told her I was going to visit my grandma. My lifting partner blew my cover when he called her best friend. I told her the whole story and after talking about it for a couple of weeks she was cool with it. She is actually going to Mexico with me this weekend. I know, I'm lucky

androx

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