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chestyII Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 122)	posted February 14, 2000 12:19 PM This weekend I was in the gym and man was into it. I am sitting there doing dumbell should pressess with 85's and 95's when this freakin' banger stands right in front of me to attempt to curl 15 pounders. Well I mean no more than 1 foot in from of me. I about came unglued! I was so pissed off it wasn't even funny. Had to get that off my chest. Bean pole losers need to stay away or learn some ettiquete! Chesty IP: Logged
oversized Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 49)	posted February 14, 2000 12:36 PM so what did you do to the punk? please tell me that you dropped you dumbells on his feet to teach him a lesson. I can't stand people who nock bodybuilders or powerlifters. I cant stand personal trainers that are out of shape or look like they have no business in the gym due to their none existant muscle structure. and have people do all of these weird exotic lifts on rubber balls because of fear that the person is going to get hurt doing the real lifts.(take into consideration that i understand if someone is in rehab and is incapable of doing the actual lifts) And i especially hate those skinney little terds that sit around and talk the entire time. You know those one's that come in and only bench, curl,tri's, and then leave everyday. Come on get a clue! They never break their weights down i have to put all of their 5 and 10 pound weights that they used away so i can load the bar up with real weight. And are always in the way. IF YOUR NOT SERIOUS THEN GET ON A STAIRMASTER OR TREADMILL AND GET THE HELL OUT OF MY WAY. sorry guys just had a bad day at the gym over the weekend. oversized IP: Logged
BigPapaPump Moderator (Total posts: 95)	posted February 14, 2000 01:19 PM Next time just yell, at the top of your voice, "clear the fuckin mirror you little bastard " works for me. ------------------ Don't hate me because I'm HUGE ! Hate me because I just screwed your old lady. Then realize that there's nothing you can do about it. BPP IP: Logged
ASSFACE Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 58)	posted February 14, 2000 01:20 PM ASSFACE hates it when some squid stands in between the mirror and me. Especially when I am allready set up on a bench and in the middle of the lift. I find the best means to rid your 5 foot area of personal space, is to drop a protein fart. Then just sit there and wait until the squid goes away. Works everytime. ------------------ "I went to the gym today because I dont want to spend the rest of my life knowing I could have been one day bigger!" - ASSFACE IP: Logged
BigPapaPump Moderator (Total posts: 95)	posted February 14, 2000 01:22 PM ASSFACE....you kill me. That will work too as long as you don't have that turtle poking his head out afterwards. ------------------ Don't hate me because I'm HUGE ! Hate me because I just screwed your old lady. Then realize that there's nothing you can do about it. BPP IP: Logged
marky Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 103)	posted February 14, 2000 01:26 PM HE SHOULDNT BE THERE SO WHEN YOUR DONE JUST PLANT THE BELLS IN THE MID OF HIS BACK!SORRY DUDE I GET SO INTENSE IN MY TRAINING THAT I DONT SEE PEOPLE WHO HAVE NO RESPECT FOR SPACE! IP: Logged
ASSFACE Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 58)	posted February 14, 2000 01:39 PM I swear I almost crapped my pants once during a set of heavy squats. ANd I know everybody has dropped a nice bomb or two on the leg press. ASSFACE is such an assface and there are two things you can do about it, Know it and Like it! ------------------ "I went to the gym today because I dont want to spend the rest of my life knowing I could have been one day bigger!" - ASSFACE IP: Logged
macrophage69alpha Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 516)	posted February 14, 2000 01:44 PM I agree with people not being courteous in the gym- for most of the reasons enumerated, HOWEVER DO NOT KNOCK THE SWISS BALL UNTIL YOU HAVE TRIED IT. PEACE ------------------ MP IP: Logged
vinman6967 Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 36)	posted February 14, 2000 01:58 PM Some people just don't understand the unwritten rules, next time just say, could you clear the mirror please and if that don't work.. go with the protein bomb {ROFLMAO) Vinman IP: Logged
weez Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 2)	posted February 14, 2000 03:17 PM My first post on this board, although I've been visiting for a while. This is by far the funniest goddamn thread yet!! Keep up the good work! IP: Logged
mr_Blond Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 40)	posted February 14, 2000 03:29 PM The gym is no place for Cell Phones! Of all the things that can get on my nerves in a gym this is number one. Then there's the guys in the locker room who dont where a towel around their naked ass, I really dont understand that shit. Bark Lil Doggy IP: Logged
MattTheSkywalker Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 191)	posted February 14, 2000 03:45 PM This is a thread that has gone around 2 or 3 times before. The protein fart is good, but you have to watch to make sure you don't shit yourself, especially on squat day. Bottom line is, until someone on this board opens a gym, and we all train there, the same bulls**t is going to be happening. Matt IP: Logged
DianaBallBusta Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 218)	posted February 14, 2000 05:03 PM ASSFACE you post, by far, my favorite posts on this board. The protein fart thing does work wonders. I hate the dudes who try to squat 5 plates on each side and only go down about 2 inches. I mean c'mon! It's like if they go down all the way they'll catch a dick in their ass or something! IP: Logged
MattTheSkywalker Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 191)	posted February 14, 2000 05:09 PM DianaBall, Do you work out at Gold's in Atlanta on Peachtree? Because we have those guys that get hardly any depth on squats. The squat is my favorite exercise. I revere it. I love it. Squats are the best. And I love depth. I love going below parallel. I FUCKING LOVE IT!!!!!!!! I don't like those fuckers who don't get any depth....thanks for reminding me. Matt IP: Logged
Primo57 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 201)	posted February 14, 2000 05:14 PM What drives me crazy is people who do nearly 20 sets of FLATBENCH in their "wifebeaters", with their pasty white flab dangling from their triceps, and then coming over to me, interrupting my concentration to ask me WHY they haven't gained any size! I also hate people who work out in HERDS of three or MORE on the bench or rack you need for a whole damn hour! IP: Logged
GORGEOUS1 Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 37)	posted February 14, 2000 06:11 PM What annoys me is the high school punks that come in wearing the tommy gear and the new tommy jeans. Then ofcourse they have to sport the 15 pound gold necklace that is as big around as the damn bar. Is it just me, or does the idea of wearing $70 jeans and other expensive clothing in the gym show the guy isn't going to ever work out hard. Hell might get a stain on them. I wanna say "hey tommy, how about running over there and fetching my weight belt, you damn gopher!" Oh, and how about the guys that stand nude looking in the mirror brushing their hair and teeth, then they come up to you and try to have a conversation with you. That really bugs the hell out of me IP: Logged
livinbig Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 100)	posted February 14, 2000 07:00 PM I must have the same group of high school punks in the gym that I lift at, and how about when 7 - 10 of them encircle a piece of equipment. They will stay at a station for 30-40 minutes. That is about the time I lose my cool. That happened to me saturday, the little pricks gathered on the squat rack that I use. The best one in the gym, the were attempting to squat 275 for sets of 5, well there form sucked as always. I waited for 15 mins , then I walked over told them to use the puss rack or go do leg ext. becuase I had work to do. It worked they think I am a prick but they stayed out of my way today. it was a victory!!!!!!!!!! m livinbig IP: Logged
The Ranger Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 187)	posted February 14, 2000 07:04 PM I'll probally get flamed for this....but....at my Gym I started calling all the little nipple-heads " Crumb-snatchers "! One of them asked me why tonight....I told the little prick he wasn't man enough to step up to the table with the big dawgs, all he could do was stay at our feet and catch the crumbs we drop to him.....didn't fuck with me the rest of the night!! Ranger IP: Logged
chestyII Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 122)	posted February 14, 2000 07:19 PM I also hate the stinky mf's who don't seem to know that soap had been invented or that water comes out of a shower head. Tonight while squating these stinky little turds came in. Could smell them from 300 yards. Christ, I about blew nut out my ass the reaked so bad. Had to say something to them I doubt it will sink in their heads. They stink way too much!!! IP: Logged
FreakMonster Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 22)	posted February 15, 2000 07:53 PM I hate it when your waiting in line for the water fountain and some motherfu$%$er is infront of you filling his water bottle and he takes more than 2 minutes to fill it. DAMN IDIOTS..... IP: Logged
tray renfro Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 193)	posted February 15, 2000 08:00 PM do you guys have cats who put a towel on there chest when they do flat bench, so they can bounce it off w/out them breaking a couple of ribs. ive actully seen cats using 4-5 towels. ------------------ tray renfro?!?! gotta cumm up IP: Logged
jc21 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 107)	posted February 15, 2000 09:43 PM I know what you are saying renfro. They fold up their towel so it doesnt get dirty then get down on the bench and act as if they have never heard of the negative portion of the lift. they slam the bar down on their chest so it looks like they are trying to bring themselves back to life from cardiac arrest. Then they come up to you and say,"did you see me bench 275?" but i am to nice to tell him what i think. IP: Logged
Iron Mike Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 17)	posted February 15, 2000 10:17 PM Training partners that have no idea, training partners that invite a third person to weigh down your session and dickheads who spend twenty-five minutes between sets discussing which night-club the girls are going to want them at this week (they're the one's in wife-bashers). IronMike IP: Logged
WorkinOnIt Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 57)	posted February 15, 2000 10:28 PM Still...between all of the previous threads, no one has mentioned that spring break is coming up. I work out at the university gym and today could not actually get to the weight rack(until I moved the miniature obstacles) because there was about 400 guys trying to get huge and cut at the same time in the one week before spring break. Thank god it's only once a year. The worst is that you won't see these out of shape, fat pieces of shit back in the gym until next year. I know I'm rambling, but does it ever piss me off!!! Later IP: Logged
Deepsquat Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 215)	posted February 16, 2000 03:09 AM Macrophage I just figured out who you are. ......Bill Phillips! Don't knock the swiss ball. IP: Logged
macrophage69alpha Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 516)	posted February 16, 2000 03:18 AM Man that is the most fucked up thing that has ever been said to me!! I think I am going to have to have intensive psychotherapy to remind me that I am partly human and not that oozing, two faced, sludge pit of commercial betrayal. BTW- dont knock the swiss ball- its my friend ------------------ MP IP: Logged
weez Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 2)	posted February 16, 2000 12:15 PM There are "tough guys" in my gym that lift in jeans and the old school mesh half t-shirts. What the f@#K! Actually it might be a blessing, b/c it's so annoying that I transfer all that rage into weights. IP: Logged
squatter Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 23)	posted February 16, 2000 08:14 PM I hate... ...gyms that have 10 benches and no power rack, platform or CHALK!! ...gyms that only have DB that go up 80 pounds!! ...gyms that have some skinny little bitch of a personal trainer walking around telling people how to lift. ...EVERY DAMN GYM THAT HAS STAIR STEPPERS! I go to the gym to get even bigger than I already am. You know as soon as you walk into a gym what the environment is. Why do 99/100 gyms favor skinny legged, chestoid, tread mill wimps!! GOD DAMN!!!!! IP: Logged
2Thick Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 315)	posted February 16, 2000 08:38 PM Squatter, "Why do 99/100 gyms favor skinny legged, chestoid, tread mill wimps!!" They favor them because they spend the $$$$$ and show up maybe once a week. Jon ------------------ Check out my Injection and Syringe Info Site= www.angelfire.com/biz5/syringes [This message has been edited by 2Thick (edited February 16, 2000).] IP: Logged
dsnuts Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 10)	posted February 17, 2000 12:44 AM I AM SICK OF ALL THE NEGATIVITY HERE ARE SOME THINGS I LIKE I LIKE THE SMELL OF REF- B COMING OFF THE BREATH OF MY LIFTING PARTNER. I LIKE THE FEELING OF 3 CCS OF SUST SITTING IN A NICE FAT POCKET ON MY ASS I LIKE SLUTS IN LITTLE OUTFITS WITH FAKE TITS AND SHORT SHORTS. I LIKE WALKING UP TO LITTLE PRETTY BOYS WHO ARE PRESSIN 45 LB DUMBBELLS AND TOSSING UP THE 150'S TO PUT THEM IN THEIR PLACE AND I LIKE TO GET DONE, SHOOT SOME INSULIN SLAM SOME PURE PRO'S, AND GET READY TO GO OUT AND SHOW OFF WHAT HARD WORK AND GOOD GEAR CAN GET YOU...... PUSSY IP: Logged
2Thick Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 315)	posted February 17, 2000 01:01 AM I like the positive outlook. Jon ------------------ Check out my Injection and Syringe Info Site= www.angelfire.com/biz5/syringes IP: Logged
BBldrMurph Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 9)	posted February 17, 2000 01:44 AM I work at the best Vitamin store in Mich. I hate when Im training at the gym and some punk in Tommy jeans and a tank top asks me, "You work at that vitamin store right? What should I take?" Usually I reply, "Take hot showers at 4:17am every night. It releases growth hormone." Somewhere there is a bunch of little bastards setting the clock tonight...Hehe. IP: Logged
Huge&Co Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 12)	posted February 17, 2000 04:57 AM dsnuts.....bump that f****** bump. THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT !!!!!! IP: Logged

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