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 Important Injection Instructions -- A new method!
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Joe Juicer Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 98) |
posted February 14, 2000 01:39 AM
  
To all my bros and bro-ettes. I've made an important discovery in the science of steroid delivery. We all know how important it is to inject deep into the muscle ... but are you getting as deep as you need to for maximum results? To increase your anabolic potential, you'll need the following household items...
First, sterlize the injection site and the top of your drug bottle. Next, draw the desired amount of drug into the syringe. Afix the syringe to your wall with some crazy glue. Place the trampoline five to six feet away from the wall. Be sure to leave enough room behind the trampoline to give yourself a good "runway". Drop your pants and put on your sneakers. Go through a few dry runs in your head. In the air, you will need to perform half of a front-wards flip to complete your injection properly. Remember, you're aiming for the upper-outer quadrant of the buttocks. It helps to draw a little target symbol on the desired injection site. Now you are ready. Take a running leap at the trampoline (you did remember to take off your pants, right?) Do a 180 degree flip so that you impact the needle (which is afixed to the wall) upside-down. The force of the impact will complete the injection and dislodge the syringe from the wall. When you wake up from fainting, you'll have successfully completed the most efficacious injection possible. This procedure is not for the faint of heart, but the hard core members of this board will soon discover the true benefit of the Joe Juicer Flip -N- Stick method. Let's Get H-U-U-G-E! Bump this up everytime someone has an injection question that's already been answered :-) ------------------ IP: Logged |
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WCP Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 92) |
posted February 14, 2000 01:45 AM
Oh my god, the flip and stick method......LOL....LOL.....LOL.....thats about as hardcore as it gets....LOL Ok what about befreinding a good bowhunter and let him practice aim on your ass...Im sure that will get a pretty deep injection......LOL..... IP: Logged |
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Big Brother Val Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 128) |
posted February 14, 2000 01:58 AM
Damn, Joe... And I thought my poem about my shit was creative. Damn good one. IP: Logged |
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TxCollegeguy Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 109) |
posted February 14, 2000 07:48 AM
HAhAHA...Add this one to the list Boys...More talent has arrived... Pretty damn funny man...
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Joe Juicer Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 98) |
posted February 14, 2000 11:55 AM
self bumpage ------------------ IP: Logged |
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E2 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 583) |
posted February 14, 2000 12:51 PM
You know i tried that but i kept on getting the needle in the lower back, what's your secret?? E2 IP: Logged |
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marky Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 74) |
posted February 14, 2000 01:01 PM
an animal tranquilizer gun and a friendly other would have been so much easier! you could stage it and like fall out of a tree when drugged-be sure to get some video! IP: Logged |
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oversized Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 42) |
posted February 14, 2000 01:10 PM
If you like that methode then you gotta give this one a whirl take the plunger out of the syringe lye on your back and slowly insert the needle into the knee cap. Contract the muscles around your knee as hard as you can and Pour the desired amount of your gear into the syringe and re insert the plunger. With one big effort slam your hand down on top of the plunger to make sure that you get all of the air and gear in the knee in one quick blast. remove the syringe from the needle to bleed off the excess air ( you should hear the air leaving) and pull out the needle once finished. This will be extremely painful and really isn't all that effective but it is another methode to use if you so desire. oversized IP: Logged |
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MiniMic Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 42) |
posted February 14, 2000 03:54 PM
You guys are great. I have never injected myself before, I always have a friend do it(Guess I'm a pansie). But these new methods have got me thinking that even a little girl like me could eventually inject myself. Thanx. "That which does not kill you can only make you STRONGER!!" IP: Logged |
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BIG Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 14) |
posted February 14, 2000 04:44 PM
Hehe...a good point there Joe Juicer!!!
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The Ranger Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 163) |
posted February 14, 2000 05:26 PM
Your fuck'in nuts!!! hehehehe!! I think I'll stick with the meat slab yummies!! LOL Ranger IP: Logged |
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