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Anabolic Discussion Board Banned from the Bathroom?
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Author | Topic: Banned from the Bathroom? |
Les Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 129) |
posted February 11, 2000 04:14 PM
Have any of you guys ever been banned from shitting at somebody's house?..I think that I've been been banned from a good 3 places. It's all that damn protein!!!..A buddy of mine runs a pizza place. One time, near closing, I took a fat shit, flushed the toliet, and left. The next morning my buddy was called in at about 7 am because the toliet overflowed and flooded the movie rental place next store. He covered both are asses by saying a pipe broke and that was why it happened. It was funny the next day to see half the carpet at the movie store flooded like Lake Michigan... IP: Logged |
Rock_Man Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 101) |
posted February 11, 2000 04:20 PM
Damn bro...hehe You gotta watch where you lay some pipe from now on huh? ------------------ IP: Logged |
E2 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 508) |
posted February 11, 2000 04:35 PM
I don't drop huge Bombs like you Les, i just shoot em out a lot. A good three times a day min.
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Puc Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 32) |
posted February 11, 2000 05:41 PM
Last night, I dropped a "I ate WAY to much WHEY" shit in my toilet. Wound up breaking the toilet. The thing spewed water everywhere, wound up leaking into other rooms. I've never actually made a crap that big before. My roomates are seriously pissed. IP: Logged |
monkEEE Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 12) |
posted February 11, 2000 05:46 PM
On other boards I'm known as the "10lb pooping monkey" I think my rep speaks for itself. hahahaha monkE IP: Logged |
Big Brother Val Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 114) |
posted February 11, 2000 06:08 PM
Sometimes my shit will clog the john... sometimes my shit is small... Sometimes I shit one that's really long, When I sit down in that stall. Sometimes my shit is gross and wet, There's a no point havin' shit poem, Bro's. See if that crosses your mind next time you're layin' one down. That's right.. when you think of shit... think of me.... So.... how is everyone? IP: Logged |
champion Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 10) |
posted February 11, 2000 06:32 PM
Got a little caught up in the moment Big Brother Val. LOL [This message has been edited by champion (edited February 11, 2000).] IP: Logged |
big_bad_buff Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 132) |
posted February 11, 2000 06:39 PM
HOW OLD ARE WE FELLA'S ??? IP: Logged |
MattTheSkywalker Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 153) |
posted February 11, 2000 08:33 PM
Not only do I shit like the rest of you, but I have cleared out rooms and cars with some protein based farts of death. Matt IP: Logged |
Leroy Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 88) |
posted February 11, 2000 09:17 PM
A friend of mine was banned from the gym when he was on a "one milion egg whites per day diet". Guys, farting was realy the problem !!!!! I've helped to have him banned !!!! ------------------ Take Care. IP: Logged |
General Lee Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 9) |
posted February 12, 2000 01:08 AM
my roomates have to fumigate the house once a week! IP: Logged |
100mph Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 26) |
posted February 12, 2000 01:21 AM
big bad buff, IP: Logged |
100mph Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 26) |
posted February 12, 2000 01:24 AM
big bad buff, Oh sure I guess your shit dont sink huh man. IP: Logged |
HARDBALL2 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 162) |
posted February 12, 2000 01:51 AM
MY ROOMATES AND I HAVE A WEEKLY RUNNING BET TO SEE WHO CAN BUILD THE BIGGEST MOUND OF MESS IN OUR TOLIETS....THE SHIT IS PHOTOGRAPHED AND WE HAVE A FEW TO PICK FROM TO SEE WHO THE WINNER WILL BE. NO PRIZE, JUST ALL GLORY!!!!
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filtheboss Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 100) |
posted February 12, 2000 02:07 AM
THE TOILET SAID TO THE COP YOU ARE A REAL TOUGH GUY OUT THERE AND WHEN YOU SIT HERE YOU'RE SHITTING BRICKS. IP: Logged |
bignate73 Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 18) |
posted February 12, 2000 03:12 AM
heh heh. i dont shit too bad....but i love the window lock button on my side of the car...lol. let out some amino air and turn on the heater. makes people want to drive their own car...thats for sure. IP: Logged |
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