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Les
Pro Bodybuilder
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posted February 11, 2000 04:14 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Les   Click Here to Email Les     Edit/Delete Message
Have any of you guys ever been banned from shitting at somebody's house?..I think that I've been been banned from a good 3 places. It's all that damn protein!!!..A buddy of mine runs a pizza place. One time, near closing, I took a fat shit, flushed the toliet, and left. The next morning my buddy was called in at about 7 am because the toliet overflowed and flooded the movie rental place next store. He covered both are asses by saying a pipe broke and that was why it happened. It was funny the next day to see half the carpet at the movie store flooded like Lake Michigan...

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Rock_Man
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posted February 11, 2000 04:20 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Rock_Man   Click Here to Email Rock_Man     Edit/Delete Message
Damn bro...hehe
You gotta watch where you lay some pipe from now on huh?

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Rock On!

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E2
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posted February 11, 2000 04:35 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for E2   Click Here to Email E2     Edit/Delete Message UIN: 54337564
I don't drop huge Bombs like you Les, i just shoot em out a lot. A good three times a day min.

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Puc
Amateur Bodybuilder
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posted February 11, 2000 05:41 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Puc   Click Here to Email Puc     Edit/Delete Message
Last night, I dropped a "I ate WAY to much WHEY" shit in my toilet. Wound up breaking the toilet. The thing spewed water everywhere, wound up leaking into other rooms. I've never actually made a crap that big before.

My roomates are seriously pissed.

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monkEEE
Amateur Bodybuilder
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posted February 11, 2000 05:46 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for monkEEE   Click Here to Email monkEEE     Edit/Delete Message
On other boards I'm known as the "10lb pooping monkey" I think my rep speaks for itself.
hahahaha

monkE

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Big Brother Val
Pro Bodybuilder
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posted February 11, 2000 06:08 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Big Brother Val   Click Here to Email Big Brother Val     Edit/Delete Message
Sometimes my shit will clog the john... sometimes my shit is small...
Sometimes I shit one that's really long,
When I sit down in that stall.

Sometimes my shit is gross and wet,
Sometimes as big as the kitchen sink...
But one thing's for sure with Protien shakes..
GOD DAMN THAT SHIT'LL STINK!!!

There's a no point havin' shit poem, Bro's. See if that crosses your mind next time you're layin' one down. That's right.. when you think of shit... think of me....
Wait...
Scratch that...
Shit.

So.... how is everyone?

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champion
Amateur Bodybuilder
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posted February 11, 2000 06:32 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for champion     Edit/Delete Message
Got a little caught up in the moment Big Brother Val. LOL

[This message has been edited by champion (edited February 11, 2000).]

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big_bad_buff
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posted February 11, 2000 06:39 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for big_bad_buff   Click Here to Email big_bad_buff     Edit/Delete Message

HOW OLD ARE WE FELLA'S ???

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MattTheSkywalker
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posted February 11, 2000 08:33 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for MattTheSkywalker   Click Here to Email MattTheSkywalker     Edit/Delete Message
Not only do I shit like the rest of you, but I have cleared out rooms and cars with some protein based farts of death.

Matt

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Leroy
Amateur Bodybuilder
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posted February 11, 2000 09:17 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Leroy   Click Here to Email Leroy     Edit/Delete Message UIN: 62152588
A friend of mine was banned from the gym when he was on a "one milion egg whites per day diet". Guys, farting was realy the problem !!!!! I've helped to have him banned !!!!

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"What can be imagined, can be done" (I hope so...)

Take Care.
Leroy

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General Lee
Amateur Bodybuilder
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posted February 12, 2000 01:08 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for General Lee     Edit/Delete Message
my roomates have to fumigate the house once a week!

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100mph
Amateur Bodybuilder
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posted February 12, 2000 01:21 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for 100mph   Click Here to Email 100mph     Edit/Delete Message
big bad buff,

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100mph
Amateur Bodybuilder
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posted February 12, 2000 01:24 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for 100mph   Click Here to Email 100mph     Edit/Delete Message
big bad buff, Oh sure I guess your shit dont sink huh man.

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HARDBALL2
Pro Bodybuilder
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posted February 12, 2000 01:51 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for HARDBALL2   Click Here to Email HARDBALL2     Edit/Delete Message UIN: 63941927
MY ROOMATES AND I HAVE A WEEKLY RUNNING BET TO SEE WHO CAN BUILD THE BIGGEST MOUND OF MESS IN OUR TOLIETS....THE SHIT IS PHOTOGRAPHED AND WE HAVE A FEW TO PICK FROM TO SEE WHO THE WINNER WILL BE. NO PRIZE, JUST ALL GLORY!!!!


GET HUGE AND DROP BOMBS!!!!

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filtheboss
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posted February 12, 2000 02:07 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for filtheboss   Click Here to Email filtheboss     Edit/Delete Message UIN: 59593173
THE TOILET SAID TO THE COP
YOU ARE A REAL TOUGH GUY
OUT THERE AND WHEN YOU SIT
HERE YOU'RE SHITTING BRICKS.

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bignate73
Amateur Bodybuilder
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posted February 12, 2000 03:12 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for bignate73   Click Here to Email bignate73     Edit/Delete Message
heh heh. i dont shit too bad....but i love the window lock button on my side of the car...lol. let out some amino air and turn on the heater. makes people want to drive their own car...thats for sure.

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