posted February 10, 2000 03:46 PM            

---

ASSFACE SEES MANY THINGS WE HATE ABOUT THE GYMS WE GO TO. ASSFACE WANTS TO SEE WHAT THE BOARD LIKES ABOUT THE GYMS THEY GOTO.
Then we can all learn what to look for in a good gym.
ASSFACE LIKES:
the power rack with adjustable spotter bars.
dumbells that go up to 150.
dip racks and pullup bars.
strippers.

------------------
"I went to the gym today because I dont want to spend the rest of my life knowing I could have been one day bigger!" - ASSFACE

IP: Logged

posted February 10, 2000 03:49 PM            

---

Heavy dumbells(160's)
smith machinew/ 45lb bar
Blonde always on the precore.
Not much there, maybe i need a new gym

IP: Logged

posted February 10, 2000 03:51 PM         

---

Power racks, squat racks, many dumbells...hammer strength machines...lots of incline benches...leg presses..barbells and plates...lots of em...and you have to have gorgeous women. I go to Powerhouse at the beach location, so there are always gorgeous women in there. It is so great. Oh, lots of room to work out too. I don't care for real small gyms.

IP: Logged

posted February 10, 2000 04:33 PM            

---

Believe it or not, the one thing I love about both the gyms I go to is the staff.

Sure they don't know jack about AS, but they're nice folks.

I like pro shop, and they're prices on protein.

I like the daycare center both gyms have (6 kids).

IP: Logged

posted February 10, 2000 04:36 PM            

---

MAN...I HAVE TO ASK YOU THIS...WHAT'S UP WITH YOUR NAME BRO? ASSFACE??????

IP: Logged

posted February 10, 2000 04:41 PM            

---

lots of chalk, no women, big dudes goin' nuts under HUGE weights, platform and bumper plates! dropping weights is not only OK, it's encouraged!

I got nothing against women, don't misunderstand... But I go to the gym to get HUGE not to bust a nut.

IP: Logged

posted February 10, 2000 04:42 PM            

---

I love the cable cross, and plenty of bench's for free weights, squat rack, leg press, other than that clean facilities.

------------------
Rock On!

IP: Logged

posted February 10, 2000 04:44 PM            

---

Three squat racks

No one cares if I use chalk

No Zuba Wearin' Attitude Bigger-than-thou dudes.

No eight pounds of makeup, teased hair looking to-get-laid-chicks

T-Bar

THE UGLY SECTION

and, it's the cheapest gym in Chicago

------------------

-----
the big-ass little
honduran

IP: Logged

posted February 10, 2000 04:46 PM            

---

Mirrors that DON'T WARP!! I hate when you look at one mirror, and you look big, and one mirror that makes you look like shit. I LOVE the mirror in my locker room. It shows what you are. I LOVE when the gym replaces the upholstry on the benches and stuff. Smells good, doesn't scratch. Wonderful. And the BIG guys who aren't full of themselves out here. Never mind lending a hand...

IP: Logged

posted February 10, 2000 04:52 PM            

---

As commercial as it is, i work out at 24 hr fitness, they do have everything I need.

Two squat cages, two smith machines, a ton of hammer strength stuff, a shit load of dumbells, 4 flat bench's, two inclines, t-bar, two cable cross over sections, 4 lat pull machines, three seated row machines, two shoulder press racks, a shit load of cardio equipmen (which is located in a seperate room), oh yeah and all the fricken misfits in the country are sent to this gym on thursday nites, Go Figure

IP: Logged

posted February 10, 2000 04:57 PM            

---

GIRLS IN THE GYM FOR THE MOST PART ARE COURTEOUS, THEY SEE YOU WORKING OUT AND ASK YOU IF YOU HAVE MANY SETS LEFT AND IF YOU SAY YES THEY ASK YOU IN A SOFT KIND OF CUTE WAY IF THEY COULD ALTERNATE WORKOUT WITH YOU AND THEN YOU CANT STAND TO BE TAKING OFF THE WEIGHT ALL THE TIME AND JUST LEAVE HER TO THE STUFF THEN SHE SMILES AND TALKS TO HERSELF AND SAYS "IM BAD" OPPPS YOU LOSE AGAIN. THEN SHE DOES ONE SET MORE AND LEAVES
YOU PERPLEXED. SHOULD WE BE NICER TO WOMEN THAT WE ARE TO MEN? IN THE GYM THAT IS!
EXCEPT IF THEY CATCH YOU IN A BAD MOOD THEN THEY SAY WHATS WRONG WITH THAT IDIOT!
OHHH WELL YOU CANT PLEASE EVERYONE ALL THE TIME.

GOOD TO GO.

IP: Logged

posted February 10, 2000 05:05 PM            

---

Whatever Squatter says + the girls.

IP: Logged

posted February 10, 2000 05:07 PM            

---

Three gyms for the price of 1. Theres no iron at one, just 40 stations. The primary gym has the iron seperate from the cardio, a pool, courts, play zone & babysitting = one stop shopping!

IP: Logged

posted February 10, 2000 05:15 PM            

---

I forgot, there also needs to be a lot of 45's and an ugly only section. If my running mate , ThE BIG ASS LITTLE HONDURAN is in town, they need to unlock the real ugly section.

ASSFACE AND THE BIGASSLITTLEHONDURAN 2000

IP: Logged

posted February 10, 2000 05:19 PM            

---

45lb smithmachines
lots of 100lb plates expecily around leg press and squat racks
more squat racks
no more old girlfriends
another clock and or second hand clock
bumper plates
no more f**ks that yell at you for being barfoot
other then that its big w/ lots of equipment

------------------
tray renfro?!?!
gotta cumm up

IP: Logged

posted February 10, 2000 05:34 PM            

---

100lb plates.
Dumbells up to 160lbs.
Stairmasters infront of the streching area so I can watch the spandex while I warm up and cool down.
Lots of people who won't look me in the eye. I scare them.
A few people who do. I know they must be cool.
The two chicks in the kids area that love my sons as much as my boys love them. Can't work out unless I know the next generation is safe.
Hammer Strength equipment (I hate that cybex shit)
The fact that most of the timid little mice who work out there wipe down the machines and benches every time they get up. Very cool.
There is one drinking fountain with awsomely cold water in it.

Oh yeah, it's only $24 bucks a month. More money for chicken.

------------------
Dr. Savage, PhD. (I am not a bodybuilder, amature or otherwise)

IP: Logged

posted February 10, 2000 06:57 PM            

---

My gym has just about everything I need from Gold's

Plenty of AC for when all the damn taibo wantabe's get done, clean equipment, Kick ass system though they only jam it on the heavy music when the Head Guy is in...Employees that are nice and accomidating, and a Stand Up Tanning machine that is helping get rid of my damn Stretch marks, or cover them up anyway

Not to mention all the Fine College women who stay out of your way until your done working out, to get you ready for their workout

IP: Logged

posted February 10, 2000 07:43 PM            

---

Wednesday Nite's.....Wet tee-shirt contest for women over 70.......It's great!!!!

Ranger

IP: Logged

posted February 10, 2000 07:46 PM            

---

My gym has two floors - all the cardio and machines are upstairs, and downstairs is where the iron resides.

What do I love? Big heavy dumbbells - we go to 150 not bad - chalk, and guys that are serious and doesn't go there to fuck around and socialize.

I love to check out the hotboxes but that's post workout while I drink a shake...

Matt

IP: Logged

posted February 10, 2000 08:32 PM         

---

I recently traveled to Europe and visited the most wonderful facility by the name of Mondorf. This facility is equipped with a gym of free weights, up to 68kilo in dumbell weights, excellent lighting, enough free weights to satisfy the strongest weight lifter. Another gym which consisted of machines which used weight bands. And another room with wall to simulate sheer rock climbing. A very large heated outdoor swimming pool with salt water and a very large spa. Also gear is much easier to acquire.
As for women. Many beautiful french speaking women.

IP: Logged

All times are ET (US)