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ASSFACE Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 20) |
posted February 09, 2000 03:37 PM
  
AS as result of todays popular THEY ARE IN YOUR GYM TOO post, ASSFACE IS NOW RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT!! THE ASSFACE FOR PRESIDENT CAMPAIGN IS SIMPLE!! HERE IS THE PLATFORM: 1. Ban all spandex clothing manufactureres from producing a womens spandex outfit any bigger than a size 6. We wont restrict mens sizes because mens spandex outfits wont be made at all. 2. All SUS preloads will come equipped with a 21 gauger instead of 18 gauge cannons. 3. IN every gym everywhere, there will 3 sets of dumbells in the 20-70pound range. They will also be placed in the middle of the room so douchebags wont grap the 'bells and then lift right in front of the set you want. 4. Areobics instructors will be fired once they exceed 25 years of age, or 120 pounds, whichever comes first. 5. There will be an ugly people section at every gym = no mirrors on the walls. 6. D-bol will be sold in Pez dispensers at your supermarket. THATS IT. ASSFACE HAS SPOKEN, NOW I JUST NEED A RUNNING MATE! ------------------ IP: Logged |
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BigCatratcho Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 31) |
posted February 09, 2000 03:49 PM
I can be your running mate if 1. I can work out in the ugly section
------------------ ----- "Hey, it's the year 2000, where's my damn jet pack?" IP: Logged |
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TxCollegeguy Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 39) |
posted February 09, 2000 03:53 PM
LOL...You guys are funny...I always get a kick out of what the next funny guy will say. It def starts my morning workout well, as well as keeps me relaxed going into my afternoon workout... I def. second those notions mentioned above IP: Logged |
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ASSFACE Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 20) |
posted February 09, 2000 03:55 PM
ASSFACE AND THE BIG ASS LITTLE HONDURAN We promise your gym wont run out of 45's. IP: Logged |
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david3 Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 43) |
posted February 09, 2000 04:21 PM
All the top-heavies who skip leg day have to stand in line behind those who do for any equipment needed. LMAO db IP: Logged |
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filtheboss Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 41) |
posted February 09, 2000 04:33 PM
HEY ASSFACE ARE YOU DODGING THE RUNNING MATES REQUIREMENTS. YOU ONLY WANT TO PROMISE 45LB PLATES, WHATS THE SCOOP? UGLY WITH NO REFLECTION!!! IP: Logged |
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filtheboss Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 41) |
posted February 09, 2000 04:36 PM
AS A MATTER OF FACT I FEEL LIKE I AM INSULTING YOU WHEN I WRITE ASSFACE DOWN ON THIS BOARD, MAYBE YOU COULD CHANGE YOUR NAME TO ---FACE? YOU PICK A NAME I'M TOO BASHFUL TO SUGGEST.
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BigCatratcho Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 31) |
posted February 09, 2000 04:37 PM
actually, my socks are only 50% Spandex� And if I can't wrok out in the ugly section, it's gotta be the really fucking ugly section. particularly on legg day ------------------ IP: Logged |
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ASSFACE Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 20) |
posted February 09, 2000 05:00 PM
ASSFACE just cant change his name because I am such an assface!!!. DOdging the running mates? Jibberish. If you need 45's, THE BIG ASS LITTLE HONDURAN has gotem. I gotem. ANd well getem to you. Get on the bandwagon and start training like a god damned dinosaur!!! ASSFACE ''00 IP: Logged |
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tray renfro Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 120) |
posted February 09, 2000 05:37 PM
assface, i need more 100lb plates at my gym. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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cpsbigdaddy Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 23) |
posted February 09, 2000 05:42 PM
ASSFACE HAS MY VOTE!! BAN ALL FAT CHICKS FROM TIGHTS....FUCKIN A...OLD WOMEN TOO! IP: Logged |
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