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ASSFACE Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 41) |
posted February 09, 2000 01:56 PM
  
ASSFACE has been to many, many, many, gyms in this great land of muscledom. WHile the scene always changes, the same 3 motherfuckers always follow me to the new gym!!!! can you beleive the nerve of these 3: Dennis Stickfigure = Dennis has been following ASSFACE from gym to gym since I started traingin when I was 13. Dennis has the remarkable ability to let everyone in the gym know how great his body is. He even wears all those bodybuilding clothes like Crazeewear and Otomix. Dennis even knows more about training than anyone in the gym, and is such a helpfull guy he will tell you how to do a better exercise in the middle of your set. Its too bad Dennis Stickfigure weighs 140 pounds, clothes and cell phone included. Tina Corolla - Tina is a legend!! No one has bigger balls than TIna when it comes to wearing spandex to smooth out her cellulite. Even better is the 1/2 inch of cake she wears on her face to smooth out the divots. Tina's last name comes from that infamous Toyota product, the Corolla. These cars last forever, unfortunately, Tina thinks her looks will last forever also. She is still running, but shes all rusted out!! The Pec-Dec Posse - you know them. THe five of them run from gym to gym surrounding the pecdec like a ho at a gangbbang. No one dares enter the circle around the dec and ask to work in!! I dont know which is worse, the fact that the PecDec Posse takes 5 minutes in between each person, or the fact that they cant bench their own bodyweight!! WHERE EVER ASSFACE WALKS, MUSCLES GROW! ------------------ IP: Logged |
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E2 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 470) |
posted February 09, 2000 02:00 PM
You're strange but hilarious assface. E2 was laughing E2 IP: Logged |
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MattTheSkywalker Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 137) |
posted February 09, 2000 02:08 PM
Tina and her entire family work out at my gym. Lot of makeup. Lot of ass. There's also the Fat guy that seems to know more about every exercise thanI can ever hope to, and many years ago he did twice as much on every one of them. Matt IP: Logged |
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Rock_Man Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 74) |
posted February 09, 2000 02:08 PM
LOL, I can relate! ------------------ IP: Logged |
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kbar Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 18) |
posted February 09, 2000 02:31 PM
I can relate assface. There are people out there who think it is their absolute duty to let the world now how they think an exercise should be done! Funny post! IP: Logged |
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tray renfro Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 144) |
posted February 09, 2000 02:37 PM
khule! ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Tim_Couch Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 26) |
posted February 09, 2000 02:45 PM
You forgot about the 60 some odd year old woman that thinks she is 22 and 110 lbs, and wears a thong bathing suit type outfit and does tricep kickbacks all day with 2.5 lb. dumbells. IP: Logged |
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Big Brother Val Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 94) |
posted February 09, 2000 02:46 PM
Such a touching, true tale of those great gym personalities we've all come to know and love. Good documentary, Assface. You truly have a grip on the gym-crowd. Odd how all gyms have those, isn't it? IP: Logged |
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chestyII Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 57) |
posted February 09, 2000 02:48 PM
Come to my gym in Wichita,KS I think the whole of the fat, skinny, weak ones landed here! At my gym there is only about 10 guys who are worth anything. The rest are arm chair lifters who interefere with my quest! IP: Logged |
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Bigmephisto Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 69) |
posted February 09, 2000 02:48 PM
Hey ASSFACE, You forgot about Dumbell Dipshit, the guy that can barely do dumbell presses with the 40s, yet somehow he manages to get the big ones up for like one rep with no spotter, and then he drops em from almost full arms extension, and either breaks the ends off or bends the piss out of em so no one else can use them.  IP: Logged |
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Rotten Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 22) |
posted February 09, 2000 02:56 PM
Pretty fuckin funny ASSFACE! My personal favorites are the two semi-less then attractive girls that stay on the same machine for over an hour, talk the whole time, and then do a WHOLE rep before leaving. IP: Logged |
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ASSFACE Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 41) |
posted February 09, 2000 02:57 PM
SOrry, how could I overlook Dumbell Dipshit. I almost forgot the gym sweet heart - Ana Drol - She is the chick who looks like CHYNA, benches more than half the dudes, has a clit bigger than a footlong hotdog, and sounds like Tone Loc when she asks for her post training shake. SHe then disappears into the locker room coming out looking like a monkey in a miniskirt. ASSFACE digs her. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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BigPapaPump Moderator (Total posts: 78) |
posted February 09, 2000 03:00 PM
Me give advice to Assface, how to handle the pec deck pussies. Just tell them to get the fuck out of your way ! Then they turn into the Bicep Boys, you know the ones that always always hit those little di's before they go out for the night. ------------------ BPP IP: Logged |
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cpsbigdaddy Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 51) |
posted February 09, 2000 03:05 PM
My Bro and i have the same prob. We walk into a gyn and have the samllest guys and fattest women runnig for a spot or some shit like that. Now im all for the fat women working out, but cover yourself up till you start looking better, WE DONT WANT TO SEE THAT!! As for the smaller guys, I love helping them out beacuse when i was one of the small guys i hated when i was ignored by the bigger guys. It goes both ways. Rememger where you used to be. AND FAT LADIES "COVER THAT SHIT UP" Seriously B.Daddy IP: Logged |
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cpsbigdaddy Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 51) |
posted February 09, 2000 03:08 PM
Sorry about spelling's. IM ILLIterate!!!!!!!!!!! IP: Logged |
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TxCollegeguy Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 56) |
posted February 09, 2000 03:15 PM
I think all of you are on the money...And For Sure....Fat women do not need to wear spandex...I guess some people enjoy the silky smooth feeling, but sometimes they need to be told not to wear it. The gold's gym I workout at is pretty good...Not to many of those stereo types there, but my fav Capt. Dipshit who tries to workout with as much weight as he can for every body part every day is always around... IP: Logged |
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ASSFACE Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 41) |
posted February 09, 2000 03:26 PM
ASSFACE has realized there is a common theme running thru this post. If the members of this board can bond together, we can stop this problem by voting me in as president. THE ASSFACE FOR PRESIDENT CAMPAIGN is simple yet effective: My key issue is to make all the spandex garment producing companies in the WORLD stop making spandex clothes any bigger than a womens size 6. I shouldnt have to address the mens spandex garment issue, they shouldnt be made AT ALL!! ASSFACE FOR PRESIDENT = DIGNITY FOR FATTIES ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Adonis Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 158) |
posted February 09, 2000 04:19 PM
you have my VOTE, if you can help me off the floor from laughing so damn hard, geezes my abs hurt IP: Logged |
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nbk Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 29) |
posted February 09, 2000 04:34 PM
Fat chicks should not be alowed to wear spandex!!!!! spandex shuold not be OTC, and prescription should only be handed out to fitness chicks and all that stuff. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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The Ranger Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 136) |
posted February 09, 2000 07:05 PM
Assface, Very good my man...but...speaking for myself and Big Bad Buff....as much as we'd like to participate, well...we must humbly decline. Oh What The Fuck!! You forgot MaryJane Rottencrotch!!! What a winner!! Ranger IP: Logged |
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BigBrute Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 20) |
posted February 09, 2000 07:10 PM
toooooofunny! IP: Logged |
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MattTheSkywalker Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 137) |
posted February 09, 2000 07:37 PM
Assface, Perhaps in your travels you have overlooked another gym regular: the girl with the fake tits that may, or may not actually do any exercise, but always manages to appear every day and socialize for a good 90 minutes. Though I mind her less than the others. Matt IP: Logged |
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madbomber31 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 176) |
posted February 09, 2000 09:20 PM
assface, i would comment on your post, but damn, i gotta get over someone naming themselves assface first, and that will take some time my friend... but keep up the laughs IP: Logged |
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fuknguns Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 14) |
posted February 09, 2000 09:37 PM
I think I will print this out and give it to all those fuck sticks at my gym. I will put appropriate covers on the pamphlets(ie, fat chicks will get one with spandex and bon bon'). More toward the original post by ASSMAN, what the hell do ya call the guy that stands infront of the mirror looking at his own ass, while flexing his 280lb ass. Yes we have one at my gym. fuknguns IP: Logged |
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Deepsquat Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 143) |
posted February 09, 2000 10:54 PM
Assface; I am a little bit conserned over the fact that you aways refer to yourself in the third person. Perhaps a short trip to your local hospital might make assface a little bit less uptight and he will stop hearing all those voices telling him that everyone is out to get him. [This message has been edited by Deepsquat (edited February 10, 2000).] IP: Logged |
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Big Tex Levi Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 64) |
posted February 09, 2000 11:05 PM
Hey, my soon to be EX-WIFE's name must be Tina Corolla!!!!!levi IP: Logged |
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filtheboss Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 72) |
posted February 10, 2000 08:38 AM
IM NOT PSYCHIC, HOWEVER I DO RECEIVE A MENTAL IMAGE OF ASSFACE SITTING THERE WITH THE PUPPET IN ONE HAND AND THE KEYBOARD IN THE OTHER HAND. AF1( GO AHEAD ASSFACE TYPE SOMTHING IN) AF2(NO AF ITS YOUR TURN). AF1(OK BUT NO FAT CHICK JOKES SOME READER MIGHT BE OFFENDED)AF3(F##K THEM LET THEM LOSE WEIGHT) HEY WHERE DID HE COME FROM?
AF2(I DONT GIVE ASHIT) OOOPPPSSS IP: Logged |
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ASSFACE Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 41) |
posted February 10, 2000 09:26 AM
one hand on the keyboard, one hand on my peepee. I almost forgot - I know she trains at your gym - Carolyn Cameltoe. The chick with the too tight tights, you can see her rat. IP: Logged |
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IronDave Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 16) |
posted February 10, 2000 09:32 AM
You speak the truth ASSFACE-sad but true. IP: Logged |
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Rohan Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 33) |
posted February 10, 2000 10:02 AM
I think I'm going to apply for a job at the gym for a sales consultant! We have the same bunch here - including the idiot who needs a spotter to warm up his bench on 200lbs, but then goes on to do 400lbs. His spotter? The incredible TRAP-MAN!! IP: Logged |
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ASSFACE Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 41) |
posted February 10, 2000 03:51 PM
let us not forget LITTLE COUSIN FRANKY - this is the slightly retarded guy who is real intense, gives it his all, but just doesnt get it. usually he works behind the desk and hassles me when I forget my gym membership card. NO WAY, FRANKY IS NOT LETTING YOU IN. YOU NEED TO PAY. HEY BOSS, BOSS - you need to sell this guy a membership, yeah, membership. IP: Logged |
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violet Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 6) |
posted February 10, 2000 04:17 PM
This is hysterical ASSFACE!!! where is your gym, I'd love to go there and laugh while i train. At my gym up at school, people wear american flag printed spandex and some guys still wear cut off jean shorts with high boots....definetely stuck in the eighties. hhmmmm....I think I am the only girl posting on here - stay big IP: Logged |
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ASSFACE Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 41) |
posted February 10, 2000 05:28 PM
violet if your happen to be in ASSFACE Country, which is sout of Boston, drop me a line [email protected]. That goes for any of you. ALl of the above named characters really do train at my GYM!!!! SO DOES ASSFACE, SO DO YOU!!!!
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cpsbigdaddy Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 51) |
posted February 10, 2000 05:39 PM
ASSFACE FOR PREZZZZZZZZ..........
LIVE LIFE HARD AND LARGE,or YOU WONT LIVE AT ALL!!!! B.Daddy CP FINEST's IP: Logged |
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CHAZZZ Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 5) |
posted February 10, 2000 05:41 PM
LMAO ASSFACE. Your on the money bro. IP: Logged |
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ASSFACE Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 41) |
posted February 10, 2000 05:42 PM
dont forget the running mate - THE BIGASS LITTLE HONDURAN He gets you the 45's, but you must return them to the real ugly section where we'll both be training in. I used to be ripped, but i leased the cuts out to stray muscles. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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bignate73 Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 15) |
posted February 11, 2000 04:26 AM
well now to put a real clear mental picture of tina corolla and old ms cameltoe, normally i find them supersetting on the leg adductor and abductor machines....talk about a scary site. and if they starts sweating??? ewwwww. usually though the 140lb guy is waiting to work in...just another day in the life of nate at 24 hr after midnight. scary time to go. all the above mentioned are there to "get their workout on" lol IP: Logged |
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Platinum Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 11) |
posted February 11, 2000 09:50 AM
I have never read anything this funny about weight lifting in my life! Shit ASSFACE you have nailed half of the "regulars" at my gym. Why can't there just be a gym with people who are there to train not socialize? The one guy you forgot to mention is that treadmill runner you know the one....he runs like 15 miles a day then is outside smoking a cigarette. IP: Logged |
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