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studcj Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 82) |
posted February 06, 2000 05:37 PM
  
Ok guys I need your help. I am going to be starting my cycle of sus and d-bol pretty soon. How much do you guys think I should take? How big am I gonna get. Please e-mail me at Just kidding guys, take it easy on some of the newbies, they just wanna be huge like you.I do agree that they should research more. Newbies: Im a newbie too, but I did like they told me and I feel like a %#@#$%^&$ expert now. ------------------ [This message has been edited by studcj (edited February 06, 2000).] IP: Logged |
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macrophage69alpha Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 343) |
posted February 06, 2000 05:43 PM
take 10 sustanon a day for 2 years 500 dbol tablets a day for 2 years oh wait, 2 years might be pushing it lets see if you make it through the week peace ------------------ IP: Logged |
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big_guy1 Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 25) |
posted February 06, 2000 05:46 PM
lol...hehe..no order for the 2 year at 10 sus a day and 500 d-bol a day, and when you die leave them to me....hehe..=) IP: Logged |
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big_bad_buff Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 97) |
posted February 06, 2000 06:03 PM
ok bro! this is how i take the 2. first you want to crush up your dbol tabs, for the sust, your going to need an eye dropper. try to make sure you get atleast an amp a day in your eyes, don't waste it though........hahahaahah do not try this at home. LOL IP: Logged |
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MattTheSkywalker Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 82) |
posted February 06, 2000 06:21 PM
I've heard you can take sus amps rectally. Never tried though.....haha haha Matt IP: Logged |
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Deepsquat Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 108) |
posted February 06, 2000 06:33 PM
injection site needs to be at the base of the penis for maximum absorbtion, ideally directly into the testicals. IP: Logged |
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bouncer Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 17) |
posted February 06, 2000 06:50 PM
Hi Guy's. I have'nt juiced yet, so thanks for all that advice. I was thinking of experimenting on my two children first. My daughter is 4 years old built like a brick-shite-house how much bigger will she get with the earlier cycle of two years ?, and will she keep her gain's. I'm hopeing she can play professional rugby for the irish rugby squad by the time she's six. My son is 8 yrs and I use him in miget throwing competitions (very popular in here in Ireland) so I don't want him putting on weight, but he'd appricate some which would make him harder. Guinness and vodka do wonder's for his moods, will dnp react with the alcohol ? Bouncer.. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Deepsquat Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 108) |
posted February 06, 2000 07:02 PM
Dnp and vodka are fine, but I hate to break his little redheaded heart he will need to cut out the Guiness.It seeem it clashes with the release if Atp and causes a massive release of female growth hormone. End result his little willy will never grow up to be that of the size of a porn star.IE less than 8 inches.But it is not too late.Dose the little bugger up with 10,000mg a week of sust 250 and his willy will grow to be big and strong,and when they are dwarf tossing him he will also beable to pull vault IP: Logged |
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E2 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 331) |
posted February 06, 2000 07:30 PM
Hey mattTheSkywalker, my friend tried the sus amps rectally, he packed on about 35lbs. The only problem is when he fucks, there is this loud clink...clink...clink sound, it's starting to bother his girlfriend.
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tray renfro Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 105) |
posted February 06, 2000 09:59 PM
like i said before my cat runs a 4.2/40 and he owes it all to you. thanks again for the advise. p.s. ya gotta love the sus. in your eyes, feels great. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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1AbBIG Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 28) |
posted February 06, 2000 11:02 PM
hey thanks for the advice guys.. i want to be huge like you .. i really love this board.. only if i could just find a source.. couled you lead me in the right direction.. just email me please... at [email protected] i would really appreciate your help.. thanks in advanced. ############################################# IP: Logged |
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1AbBIG Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 28) |
posted February 06, 2000 11:03 PM
hey thanks for the advice guys.. i want to be huge like you .. i really love this board.. only if i could just find a source.. could you lead me in the right direction.. just email me please... at [email protected] i would really appreciate your help.. thanks in advanced. ############################################# [This message has been edited by 1AbBIG (edited February 07, 2000).] IP: Logged |
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HARDBALL2 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 123) |
posted February 06, 2000 11:04 PM
what i do is chew on the amps of sus250, the glass helps fight plaque!!! then i wash the flavor of the sauce down w/ my 40oz. of moonshine GHB...it kinda tastes like chicken!! and as a party favor to all my guests on saturday night, i provide a candy dish filled with chocolate covered a-bombs inside...it helps with the erection, and i also use them as a diruetic...by squeezing the puzz out of my shoulder bumbs before the big show begins...many pros drop a few pounds overnight by popping those lillte puss filled bastards!!!.....LOL LOL! GET HUGE AND DROP BOMBS!! IP: Logged |
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oversized Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 6) |
posted February 06, 2000 11:20 PM
i have been reading advice from this site for quite a while and this has got to be some of the funniest shit that i ve read all of the advicehas helped and is really great thanks luddy IP: Logged |
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big_bad_buff Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 97) |
posted February 07, 2000 02:22 AM
MY GOD!! I THINK I"M GOING TO SHIT MYSELF THIS IS SO FUNNY....HAHAH try it out on your kids!!!! HAHAAHAH inject your penis!! HAHAH HOLY SHIT.. IP: Logged |
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theaterman Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 9) |
posted February 07, 2000 02:54 AM
holy shit ........i am trying to inject myself right now but i can't because i am laughing to hard. that has to be the funniest shit that i have read on here yet, keep up the amazing work!!!!!! get big and loud! IP: Logged |
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phiend Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 146) |
posted February 07, 2000 04:09 AM
Actually, I have taken Sust rectally. And let me tell you, you feel it right away. The problem was that I started to want to take the sust all the time, and I ran out by the third day. Oh well. IP: Logged |
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livinbig Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 34) |
posted February 07, 2000 05:13 AM
I am now convinced that sust is the most versatile A.S., the only problem now is do I chew up the amps or shove them in my ass, or both!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ***damn guys that is some funny shit,LMFAO livinbig IP: Logged |
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Leroy Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 82) |
posted February 07, 2000 09:49 AM
YOU'RE DOING ALL THIS WRONG !!!!! The right way is: everyday at dinner you gonna make a cheese pizza. Don't use oil on the pizza (this gonna make you fat!!), so break 20 amps of sus on the pizza (take off the glass!!) and eat it very fast (max. time to take effect it's 1 min !!!). Ok, the D-bols, this is the hard part; put 50 on a blender with exactly 250gr of vanila ice cream, 300ml ok Diet Coke and mix it very well; put this in the oven for 2 hours and than directly to the freezer, eat it first thing in the mouning. Don't use Vit C !!!!! it can kill you !!! ------------------ Take Care. IP: Logged |
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