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Author Topic:   Top 10 Signs your not big enough
The_Blond_Myth
Amateur Bodybuilder
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posted February 03, 2000 11:04 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for The_Blond_Myth   Click Here to Email The_Blond_Myth     Edit/Delete Message
I just wrote this 20 minutes ago, tell me what you think.


Top 10 signs that your not big enough.

10. You have a full head of hair
9. You can fit into an XL Hanes T-shirt and not tear the sleeves
8. Girls say "you have a nice body" instead of "Oh my god, you look like a fucking gorilla!"
7. Your not yet using the heaviest set of dumbells at the local YMCA
6. You can walk from the bench press to the locker room without loosing your breath
5. You have yet to suffer from liver disease and/or heart failure
4. There is still room on the sled for more plates
3. You are impressed by the body of the guy that does the bow-flex commercials
2. Your still wearing tank tops to the gym
1. On your last injection of test, there was still room left in the syringe

LP

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Fe3
Amateur Bodybuilder
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posted February 03, 2000 11:07 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Fe3   Click Here to Email Fe3     Edit/Delete Message
Very amusing.
But i don't understand #2?

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Bigmephisto
Amateur Bodybuilder
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posted February 03, 2000 11:10 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Bigmephisto   Click Here to Email Bigmephisto     Edit/Delete Message
Hell yeah bro

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macrophage69alpha
Pro Bodybuilder
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posted February 03, 2000 11:11 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for macrophage69alpha   Click Here to Email macrophage69alpha     Edit/Delete Message
WITH REGARD TO #1:

are we talking 3cc or 5cc?
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MP

[This message has been edited by macrophage69alpha (edited February 03, 2000).]

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big_bad_buff
Amateur Bodybuilder
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posted February 03, 2000 11:12 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for big_bad_buff   Click Here to Email big_bad_buff     Edit/Delete Message

yeah bro!, change number 2. i think everyone has tank tops they throw on.

but yeah pretty funny.....

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naprox
Pro Bodybuilder
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posted February 04, 2000 01:45 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for naprox   Click Here to Email naprox     Edit/Delete Message
Hey blonde myth, good to see you over here!

To clear matters up on #1, if it's a thigh injection it refers to 3cc syringe if it's a glute injection it refers to 5cc syringe. I have a box of 5cc and two of 3cc and 1 of 2.5 cc (I don't know what's up with these), just in case.

As far as #8 -- the closest I get from the ladies is "You look like a fucking pervert!", is this close enough, or do I need to do more squats?

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WorkinOnIt
Amateur Bodybuilder
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posted February 04, 2000 01:46 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for WorkinOnIt   Click Here to Email WorkinOnIt     Edit/Delete Message
TRUE!!!!!

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HARDBALL2
Pro Bodybuilder
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posted February 04, 2000 01:48 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for HARDBALL2   Click Here to Email HARDBALL2     Edit/Delete Message
I LIKED THE WEARING OF HANES XL T-SHIRTS AND NOT RIPPING THE SLEEVES...I LOVE WEARING HANES T-SHIRT...BOY ARE THEY FUCKING COZY!!

GET HUGE AND DROP BOMBS!!!!

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Deepsquat
Amateur Bodybuilder
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posted February 04, 2000 03:39 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Deepsquat   Click Here to Email Deepsquat     Edit/Delete Message
I think # 8 should be girls ask "Do you lift weights?"

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The_Blond_Myth
Amateur Bodybuilder
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posted February 04, 2000 09:56 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for The_Blond_Myth   Click Here to Email The_Blond_Myth     Edit/Delete Message
Big guys don't wear tank tops to the gym. It's always the newbie's and medium size guys.

LP

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Adonis
Amateur Bodybuilder
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posted February 04, 2000 11:25 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Adonis   Click Here to Email Adonis     Edit/Delete Message
Interesting

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studcj
Amateur Bodybuilder
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posted February 04, 2000 11:32 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for studcj   Click Here to Email studcj     Edit/Delete Message
I like it deepsquat!
Girls should know that you lift weights.
But I do disagree with #6. Your not supposed
to be big AND in shape?? If your an athlete
you have to be in very good shape. Oh well,
good job anyway, I like it!

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"I can, because Im crazzy!"
Studcj

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chesty
Amateur Bodybuilder
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posted February 04, 2000 12:20 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for chesty     Edit/Delete Message
On the other hand if she tells you she is only built for six and not 8 then then you might just be too big.

LOL

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The_Blond_Myth
Amateur Bodybuilder
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posted February 04, 2000 02:19 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for The_Blond_Myth   Click Here to Email The_Blond_Myth     Edit/Delete Message
by #6 I was referring to Paul Dillet and Lee Priest, guys who are in great shape but are all fucked up from drugs and high blood pressure, along with carring excessive weight. Just meaning that the big guys are not all that healty

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ant72
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posted February 04, 2000 02:37 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for ant72   Click Here to Email ant72     Edit/Delete Message
Damn i have to tell my friends not to wear tank tops anymore ,even though they compete at around 230lbs...
They must not know the rulz!

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MattTheSkywalker
Amateur Bodybuilder
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posted February 04, 2000 02:39 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for MattTheSkywalker   Click Here to Email MattTheSkywalker     Edit/Delete Message
TBM,

F**k yeah bro!!!

All about gains - but tank tops are OK sometimes.

Also #8 should be, girls say "Nice body" instead of grabbing their friends to look at you because they don't fucking believe what they are seeing!

Matt

[This message has been edited by MattTheSkywalker (edited February 05, 2000).]

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BigCatratcho
Amateur Bodybuilder
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posted February 04, 2000 02:45 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for BigCatratcho   Click Here to Email BigCatratcho     Edit/Delete Message
AND, you still haven't torn off all the wood trim on your doorways with your shoulders

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- the big little honduran

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big_bad_buff
Amateur Bodybuilder
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posted February 04, 2000 03:13 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for big_bad_buff   Click Here to Email big_bad_buff     Edit/Delete Message

ant72 took the words out of my mouth.


a few of my friends are from anywere from 6 feet, and around 245 to 265, and they wear tank tops on a daily basis, so i'll let (the blond_myth) tell them there small...

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conan69
Amateur Bodybuilder
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posted February 04, 2000 03:24 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for conan69   Click Here to Email conan69     Edit/Delete Message
That what i am talking about but i like Hair on my head

i think you forgot to put something in the list about your so juiced you havent seen an erection in about a year

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The_Blond_Myth
Amateur Bodybuilder
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posted February 04, 2000 07:26 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for The_Blond_Myth   Click Here to Email The_Blond_Myth     Edit/Delete Message
maybe its different where u guys live but at the gold's gym I lift at over the summer, the serious big guys stay covered almost all the time while lifting. Yes, there are some descent sized lard asses in tank tops but I don't consider them the hardcore. At least with me when I started I was always wearing tank tops and sleeveless whenever I had the chance but now that I am starting to get up there 218lbs I have no desire to try to show off. Arnold made a similar statement about guys always wearing them everytime they workout. It is in a testosterone.net article, that I don't care to dig up at the moment. No Flames, just my opinion...I feel the bigger u get the more content u are with yourself and the more obvious it is that you are a bodybuilder, so you tend to shy away from that stuff.

LP

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