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Author Topic:   Joe Juicer! Waddaya think?
coolhandluke
Amateur Bodybuilder
(Total posts: 71)
posted February 01, 2000 11:05 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for coolhandluke   Click Here to Email coolhandluke     Edit/Delete Message UIN: 47436318
This is my haiku.


Omnadren is cool!
The formula has been changed
It's the same as sust!


Luke

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Joe Juicer
Amateur Bodybuilder
(Total posts: 66)
posted February 01, 2000 12:24 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Joe Juicer   Click Here to Email Joe Juicer     Edit/Delete Message
no more injections
my ass is a pin cushion
take the needle out!

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*** A Methandrostenalone Haiku ***
i like reforvit
it tastes like petroleum
drink your drugs today!

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Joe Juicer
Amateur Bodybuilder
(Total posts: 66)
posted February 01, 2000 12:31 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Joe Juicer   Click Here to Email Joe Juicer     Edit/Delete Message
Hey... I think I just found a new sig!

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*** A 23 Gaugue Haiku ***
no more injections
my ass is a pin cushion
take the needle out!

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coolhandluke
Amateur Bodybuilder
(Total posts: 71)
posted February 01, 2000 12:46 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for coolhandluke   Click Here to Email coolhandluke     Edit/Delete Message UIN: 47436318
Been juicing for years
The only problem is that,
I have some stretch marks!

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Joe Juicer
Amateur Bodybuilder
(Total posts: 66)
posted February 01, 2000 01:36 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Joe Juicer   Click Here to Email Joe Juicer     Edit/Delete Message
clen makes me jumpy
holy cow i am sweating!
cutting cycles suck.

:-)

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coolhandluke
Amateur Bodybuilder
(Total posts: 71)
posted February 01, 2000 01:47 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for coolhandluke   Click Here to Email coolhandluke     Edit/Delete Message UIN: 47436318
To cut up do this:
Take winstrol,eq and clen
Prepare to be ripped!

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WarLobo
Amateur Bodybuilder
(Total posts: 75)
posted February 01, 2000 02:06 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for WarLobo   Click Here to Email WarLobo     Edit/Delete Message
I completely do not understand how write this
Haiku stuff...but how bout a rhyme?

My first time cycle was quite exciting.
I wanted to be huge - hell, even quite frightening.

Learned all that I could, tried to make myself smarter.
Yes I was fed up with becoming fatter and fatter.

Used my computer, found a few fellows who did help and explain,
That roids could be used to look like Frank Zane!

I took it all in and listened to what they said,
Didn't want to end up in no hospital bed.

So I laid out my plan, took great care for every detail,
Be damned if I wasn't going to be the next superman!

Started off right with deca and sust 250,
Tossed in some dbol and was strong in a jiffy.

The pumps were great the lifts were outstanding,
Fuck coming down... I'm NEVER landing!

But the wise ones did say that you must take a brake,
And again I listened for my body's sake.

Post cycle was hard but going well,
'Cept fer that clomid which made my eyes teary and swell.

The solid gains I made were of no distress,
15 pounds - now finally some progress.

At the end of the day when all was said in done,
I looked in the mirror and said "LINE ME UP FOR ANOTHER ONE!"


Late

Lobo

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Joe Juicer
Amateur Bodybuilder
(Total posts: 66)
posted February 01, 2000 02:59 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Joe Juicer   Click Here to Email Joe Juicer     Edit/Delete Message

That was fucking hilarious!!! Who's next??

PS - A haiku is a type of non-rhyming poem. It's just three lines that have 5 syllables, 7 syllables and then 5 syllables again.

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*** A 23 Gaugue Haiku ***
no more injections
my ass is a pin cushion
take the needle out!

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HARDBALL2
Amateur Bodybuilder
(Total posts: 67)
posted February 01, 2000 07:37 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for HARDBALL2   Click Here to Email HARDBALL2     Edit/Delete Message
how's this one fella's

BASEBALL IS STRESSFUL
THINK I'LL USE SOME WINNY-V
GET HUGE AND DROP BOMBS!!!!!

I'm a poet and didn't even know it!!! Wait a minute, that shit didn't rhyme?????LOL

I know that was puke, next time, I'll be better!!!

GET HUGE AND DROP BOMBS!!!

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naprox
Amateur Bodybuilder
(Total posts: 34)
posted February 01, 2000 07:40 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for naprox     Edit/Delete Message
Hehe That was good Lobo, for some reason it reminded me of those Adam Ramsey Raps on the UG...

..my mom made me a bowl of pancake batter..


LMAO

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The Ranger
Amateur Bodybuilder
(Total posts: 81)
posted February 01, 2000 07:42 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for The Ranger     Edit/Delete Message
WarLobo,
Thumbs Up Bro!! Out-fuck'in-standing!!

Ranger

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HARDBALL2
Amateur Bodybuilder
(Total posts: 67)
posted February 01, 2000 07:58 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for HARDBALL2   Click Here to Email HARDBALL2     Edit/Delete Message
DOES ANYONE LIKE MINE???? SHIT I SPENT A MINUTE ON IT....CAN'T A BRO GET A BUMB OR SOMETHING.....MAYBE EVEN AN EGGO, OR HOT POCKET??????

GET HUGE AND DROP BOMBS!!!

[This message has been edited by HARDBALL2 (edited February 01, 2000).]

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HARDBALL2
Amateur Bodybuilder
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posted February 02, 2000 03:01 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for HARDBALL2   Click Here to Email HARDBALL2     Edit/Delete Message
yo, can i get some props or what???

GET HUGE AND DROP BOMBS!!!

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Deepsquat
Amateur Bodybuilder
(Total posts: 48)
posted February 02, 2000 03:09 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Deepsquat   Click Here to Email Deepsquat     Edit/Delete Message
Hardball2, I am laughing so hard I can barely type tears are flowing down my face.I guess these other juicers just don't understand great humour!!!!!

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Deepsquat
Amateur Bodybuilder
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posted February 02, 2000 03:11 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Deepsquat   Click Here to Email Deepsquat     Edit/Delete Message
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I remember when d-bol was too

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DaBOMB
Amateur Bodybuilder
(Total posts: 27)
posted February 02, 2000 07:22 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for DaBOMB   Click Here to Email DaBOMB     Edit/Delete Message
Eating live chickens..

Makes me want to yack chunks so..

Eat your meat today...


$@)
420


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Adonis
Amateur Bodybuilder
(Total posts: 27)
posted February 02, 2000 07:33 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Adonis   Click Here to Email Adonis     Edit/Delete Message
Holy Crap, you guy's are funny ROTFLMAO

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