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Elite Bodybuilder
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posted February 25, 2001 01:06 AM |
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TO ALL NEWBIES AND VETERAN STUDS: THIS IS NOT TO PRAISE YOU, BUT TO MAKE YOU MORE AWARE OF OUR STUPIDITY AND TO HELP YOU MAKE ASSES OF US! 1) POST EVERYDAY ASKING FOR A GODDAMNED SOURCE!!!! Only a moron would NOT post this and this way you will find a reputable source. Fuck getting to know people on the board, we will still point you in the right direction because we are so fucking excited to have you here. If you make stupid shits out of most of us, you will always get a source!
2) Before you order from a source, DO NOT check these scammer lists or you will not experience the pleasure of gettin ANALY VIOLATED. Why the hell would you send your money to someone you trust? Don�t E-mail a mod, but if you do act like a brat and demand an answer. Elitefitness mods cannot KICK YOUR ASS, we know that!
2a)If you are a source....or a scammer, PLEASE POST on our board. We want your dogshit posts dirtying our quality message board. 2Thick knows where you live but will not do anything to you.
3) DO NOT read the info on different types of steroids and what they do. Basically, DO NOT learn what the hell you're doing. If you fucking kill yourself we would be destroyed, YOU CERTAINLY DID NOT DESERVE IT. Don�t put a cycle together or research, let US decide everything for you to use. Don�t bother to post your cycle on the board, we are sure that what you put together is better than anything we could suggest anyway. If you post a list of shit and ask, "WHAT THE HELL DO I DO WITH THIS?", we will be gratefull!
Here are some sites you on A.S.�s that you should ignore: https://www.elitefitness.com/steroids/guide.html http://members.tripod.com/~absolutetruth/drugs.htm http://www.angelfire.com/pokemon/gear/ http://www.ironsup.force9.co.uk/page4.html http://www.steroid-encyclopaedia.com/ 4) Again, post asking anything you want. ON this page, above the posts is a button that reads SEARCH! DO NOT Use this first. We will put in our keywords (i.e... sus250, deca) and read the topics that come up on the subject you might need answers on. More than likely nothing has EVER been answered and we will need your guidance on everything. DON�T read all the posts, you can talk out of your ass on the subject your interested in and we will trust it as gospel. DON�T TRUST ME, and rest assured we will look like asses compared to your posts anyway.
4a) For those newbies that are mentally superior, we suggest you do shitloads of steroids. If you ever have to learn how to use the fucking search engine, we are failing you. May we suggest you finger fuck us as it is our entertaining hobby.
5) These are a couple of things to ALWAYS do on this board.
DO post a message asking for head!
DO post stupid ass questions about the size of our cocks (they are smaller than yours anyway!
DO list scammers on the board. If you do that�s OK, nobody will put a cap in your ass! NEVER EMAIL A MONITOR FIRST, with any details!
DO ask STUPID questions!
6) Things NOT to do on this board.
DON�T READ, READ, READ!
DON�T EMAIL a moderator when in doubt.
You cannot find their email addresses fucking anywhere.
DON�T make friends here, FUCK US!
DON�T enjoy this board, life should be terrible.
DON�T check out HEATHER DARLING's Website at http://www.heatherdarling.com. YOU WILL MAKE US JELOUS WHEN SHE SUCKS YOUR DICK AND BLOWS US OFF!!
Everyone here will admit to anything. I KNOW I WILL! DON�T Search for your question first or check out Heather's website before posting.
There are 10,000+ posts on this board. Very possibly though, your superior question about ball shrinkage has NEVER been answered. Please ask it 6 more times.
DON�T read pages of the board to gain any knowledge of the board and A.S.'s.
7) Where to get syringes and how to inject yourself. Good information provided by 2Thick. (But, don�t worry about it, one of the vets will fly out and do it for you twice weekly): http://www.angelfire.com/biz5/syringes
8) Last but not least: As long as you don't make a complete asses out of us within the first few minutes, welcome to ELITE FITNESS BOARD. It used to be the best you could find around, and it has the least knowledgeable people ever. Please introduce yourself with stupid flames and irrelevant bumps every 5 minutes because we don�t know what we're doing anyway. There's so many fucking vets we can't keep them straight so just go ahead and act like a vet and try to make the board even more credible!!! Nah, just kiddin�, go ahead and fuck it up more.
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From:LIFT UNTIL YOU DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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posted February 25, 2001 01:09 AM |
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up------------------
Prospice tibi - ut Gallia, tu quoque in tres partes dividaris.
Lift
Until You Die!!!!!!!!
 For Information on Injections and Syringes:
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Elite Bodybuilder
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posted February 25, 2001 01:15 AM |
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did you even read it jay? hhaahaha------------------
http://pub33.ezboard.com/bburnboy "I used to be a diabetic 'till i kicked it."
-Jerri Blank responding to the bruises on her arm "May all of your showers be golden." - Jerri Blank "I cried when I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. Then I laughed...really hard."
-Jerri Blank
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Pro Bodybuilder
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Registered: Jan 2000
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posted February 25, 2001 01:22 AM |
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didnt we do this yesterday?------------------
http://thesuperstar.pathbot.com
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Elite Bodybuilder
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posted February 25, 2001 01:23 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by thesuperstar:
didnt we do this yesterday?
No, read before you flame.
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From:LIFT UNTIL YOU DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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posted February 25, 2001 01:26 AM |
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Yep I read can't the illusion stick around for a while though?This place is allready in the shitter.LOL  ------------------
Prospice tibi - ut Gallia, tu quoque in tres partes dividaris.
Lift
Until You Die!!!!!!!!
For Information on Injections and Syringes:
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Elite Bodybuilder
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posted February 25, 2001 01:28 AM |
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big jat email me i have something very important to talk to you about
[email protected]------------------
http://pub33.ezboard.com/bburnboy "I used to be a diabetic 'till i kicked it."
-Jerri Blank responding to the bruises on her arm "May all of your showers be golden." - Jerri Blank "I cried when I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. Then I laughed...really hard."
-Jerri Blank
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From:LIFT UNTIL YOU DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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posted February 25, 2001 01:31 AM |
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Pro Bodybuilder
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From:Prepare For War!
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posted February 25, 2001 10:09 AM |
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That's funny.------------------
Born to fight, Trained to kill, Ready to Die, But never will!
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