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Burnboy

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posted February 24, 2001 04:51 PM

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TO ALL NEWBIES AND VETERAN MORONS: THIS IS NOT TO FLAME YOU, BUT TO MAKE YOU MORE AWARE OF YOUR STUPIDITY AND KEEP YOU FROM MAKING AN ASS OF YOURSELF!
1) DO NOT POST ASKING FOR A GODDAMNED SOURCE!!!! Only a moron would ask this and expect a reputable source to answer. Get to know people on the board and you will get pointed in the right direction. If you make a stupid shit out of yourself, you'll NEVER get a source!

2) Before you order from a source, check these scammers lists to keep from gettin ANALY VIOLATED. Why the hell would you send your money to someone you don't trust? E-mail a mod, but don't sound like a brat and demand an answer. Elitefitness mods can KICK YOUR ASS, remember that!

2a)If you are a source....or a scammer, QUIT FUCKING POSTING on our board. We don't want your dogshit posts dirtying our quality message board. 2Thick knows where you live and will stab you with a syringe.
SCAMMER listing: (beware not all are located on these list, only those who have been reported) http://theanabolicworld.simplenet.com/scammer.htm


3) Read the info on different types of steroids and what they do. Basically, learn what the hell you're doing. If you fucking kill yourself for not researching, YOU DESERVED IT. Put something together once you have researched and finally decided what you want to use. Post your cycle on the board and ask for a critique of that cycle you put together. If you post a list of shit and ask, "WHAT THE HELL DO I DO WITH THIS?", you will get your salad tossed
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Here are some sites you can check out to learn some info on A.S.�s: https://www.elitefitness.com/steroids/guide.html http://members.tripod.com/~absolutetruth/drugs.htm http://www.angelfire.com/pokemon/gear/ http://www.ironsup.force9.co.uk/page4.html http://www.steroid-encyclopaedia.com/


4) Still, don�t post asking anything just yet. ON this page, above the posts is a button that reads SEARCH! Use this first. Put in your keywords (i.e... sus250, deca) and read the topics that come up on the subject your looking for answers on. More then likely it probably has already been answered. Read all the post possible, so you can obtain some knowledge on the subject your interested in. TRUST ME, you'll look like less of an ass in your first post if you do.

4a) For those newbies that are less mentally inclined, we suggest you never do steroids. If you can't learn how to use a fucking search engine, we don't trust you with a needle and testosterone. May we suggest finger painting as a new entertaining hobby.

5) These are a couple of things NOT to do on this board.

DO NOT post a message asking for head!
DO NOT post stupid ass questions about the size of our cocks!

DO NOT list scammers on the board. If you do you better have a way to back it up or the source will put a cap in your ass! EMAIL A MONITOR FIRST, with the details!

DO NOT ask STUPID questions!

6) Things to do on this board.

DO READ, READ, READ!

DO EMAIL a moderator when in doubt.

You can find their email address on the top left hand corner.

DO make friends here.

DO enjoy this board.

DO check out HEATHER DARLING's Website at http://www.heatherdarling.com. YOU WILL BECOME ADDICTED TO IT!!

Everyone here will admit to that. I KNOW I WILL! Search for your question first or check out Heather's website before posting.

There are 10,000+ posts on this board. Very possible your question about ball shrinkage has been answered already.

DO Read a couple of pages of the board to get some knowledge of the board and on A.S.'s.

7)where to get syringes and how to inject yourself.. good information provided by 2Thick. (if you're going to stab yourself, do it right!) : http://www.angelfire.com/biz5/syringes

8) Last but not least: As long as you don't make a complete ass out of yourself within the first few days, welcome to ELITE FITNESS BOARD. It is the best you will find around, and it has the most knowledgeable people here. Don't bother about introducing yourself as long as you know what you're doing. There's so many fucking newbies we can't keep them straight so just go ahead and act like a non-newbie and make your MARK!!!

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"I used to be a diabetic 'till i kicked it."
-Jerri Blank responding to the bruises on her arm

"May all of your showers be golden." - Jerri Blank

"I cried when I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. Then I laughed...really hard."
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Burnboy

Elite Bodybuilder

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posted February 24, 2001 07:41 PM

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bump

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"I used to be a diabetic 'till i kicked it."
-Jerri Blank responding to the bruises on her arm

"May all of your showers be golden." - Jerri Blank

"I cried when I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. Then I laughed...really hard."
-Jerri Blank


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wierdhappennings

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posted February 24, 2001 07:58 PM

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im very glad you posted this. but in reality people will still make source post no matter what you keep posting. be easy bro.


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anabolic24/7

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posted February 24, 2001 07:59 PM

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Fatal error: Your assuming the perpetrators of said moronic posts are not functionally illiterate.


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PsychoSkitz

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posted February 24, 2001 08:01 PM

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LMAO & Bump.


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JERSEYJ

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posted February 24, 2001 08:01 PM

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VERY NICELY PUT, YOUR ALLRIGHT DUDE


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thesuperstar

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posted February 24, 2001 08:22 PM

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i think we do this once a month?

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Burnboy

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posted February 24, 2001 08:34 PM

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theres a reason we do this once a month, cause of fags like zula
shit, if i was a mod and posted this you all would be all over my balls say ooooh good job, nice post

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"I used to be a diabetic 'till i kicked it."
-Jerri Blank responding to the bruises on her arm

"May all of your showers be golden." - Jerri Blank

"I cried when I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. Then I laughed...really hard."
-Jerri Blank


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FUZZDOG

Amateur Bodybuilder

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posted February 24, 2001 08:35 PM

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How mature zula. Very.

Anyways, nice post burnboy.

Biggity fk n bizump b-otch.

Fuzz


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Riker29

Amateur Bodybuilder

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posted February 24, 2001 08:43 PM

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This should be posted daily.


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FUZZDOG

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posted February 24, 2001 08:45 PM

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Hey zula....maybe you should get out a little more.....If you did you would realize that a LOT of body builders are gay...... And they aren't little .......
And they don't like to hear "you little fag" or "you queer" as a derogatory remark.....
And they will kick your ass!

Fuzz


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-Falcon-

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posted February 24, 2001 09:43 PM

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Chill-out fellas!!!! Oh and by the way, BurnBOY is only 16....you shouldn't even be on this board...that would be considered
"contributing to the delinquency of a minor"
stay on your own board

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MUSTANG_18

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posted February 24, 2001 10:02 PM

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GOOD POST! THIS SHOULD BE POSTED DAILY! WE NEED TO STOP THE STUPID NEWBIE QUESTIONS AND SOURCE POSTS.

M18

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Pharm Animal

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posted February 24, 2001 10:55 PM

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quote:
Originally posted by Burnboy:
theres a reason we do this once a month, cause of fags like zula
shit, if i was a mod and posted this you all would be all over my balls say ooooh good job, nice post


ooooh good job, nice post

LOL


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ulter

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posted February 24, 2001 11:11 PM

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Zula is rude. Bye Zula.

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Burnboy

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posted February 24, 2001 11:13 PM

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falcon i have more of a right ot be here than you, i post constructive posts, i know more than you ever will stop being jealous

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-Jerri Blank responding to the bruises on her arm

"May all of your showers be golden." - Jerri Blank

"I cried when I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. Then I laughed...really hard."
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-Falcon-

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posted February 24, 2001 11:24 PM

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Burnboy.....your're nothing more than a CHILD!!! enough said!!!
If you only new who you are talking to, respect would be in order, I've got nothing personal against you but you still have a lot to learn.

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wierdhappennings

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posted February 24, 2001 11:47 PM

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"i know more than you ever will stop being jealous "

hahaa it sounds like a 14 year old.


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Big Johnson

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posted February 24, 2001 11:51 PM

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quote:
Originally posted by Burnboy:
theres a reason we do this once a month, cause of fags like zula
shit, if i was a mod and posted this you all would be all over my balls say ooooh good job, nice post


LOL. FROM THE MOUTH OF BABES!

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BigJay81

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posted February 24, 2001 11:52 PM

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quote:
Originally posted by -Falcon-:
you but you still have a lot to learn.


You have alot to learn Sir he is a valued memeber here and at many other boards, That you will never be invited to. I think you need to look at what your typing it's not need here your only kicking a dead mule. This place is on its last leg, and this doesn't help.
Just end the argument, He made the choice to go this path so be it at least he learned and is still learning how to use them properly.


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-Falcon-

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posted February 25, 2001 12:03 AM

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BigJay, You're absolutely right, he made his own choice and I compliment him on gaining the correct knowledge on the subject for as I have stated before....In my begining years of powerlifting, I didn't have the luxury of having informative places like this...regardless of my many state and national titles, I'm always willing to learn more. I happen to be a member of other boards, but like to come back here every now and again.

This is becoming a dead issue, my regards to you and Burnboy....learn and grow!!

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BigJay81

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posted February 25, 2001 12:08 AM

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Great topic over!!

I'm sure we all have info to give and many people to learn as well,
Post on!

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Burnboy

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posted February 25, 2001 02:34 AM

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bump

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"I used to be a diabetic 'till i kicked it."
-Jerri Blank responding to the bruises on her arm

"May all of your showers be golden." - Jerri Blank

"I cried when I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. Then I laughed...really hard."
-Jerri Blank


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rainhorn

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posted February 25, 2001 04:28 AM

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bump it up...


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-Falcon-

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posted February 25, 2001 05:16 AM

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I'll bump it...what the heck....

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posted February 25, 2001 07:07 AM

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To all newbie,Bump

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special ed

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posted February 25, 2001 11:18 AM

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can I drink winny? LOL

j/k good post...bump

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Legal Disclaimer: I have no knowledge of this board, it's members, it's content....in fact, where am I??? I was looking for Upskirt.com!!!


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Burnboy

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posted February 25, 2001 12:25 PM

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bump

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"I used to be a diabetic 'till i kicked it."
-Jerri Blank responding to the bruises on her arm

"May all of your showers be golden." - Jerri Blank

"I cried when I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. Then I laughed...really hard."
-Jerri Blank


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Bullgator

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posted February 25, 2001 04:09 PM

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Well worthy of a Bump. I think that this post should be a required reading for all newbies and then they should take a quiz on it to see if they are knowlegable enough to post on the board. Its basically common sense but it helped me out alot when I first came to this board about a year ago. I still rarely ever post because the answers are usually always on here especially newbie questions.


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nofaseek

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posted February 25, 2001 04:17 PM

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why is this posted over and over again...not to be a dick,but if it didn't work b4..why would it work now?


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otis

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posted February 25, 2001 05:04 PM

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Now I understand why Burnboy acts as childish as he does. However he does make some good points and is very well knowledged on the subject of AS. He does act like a disrespectful, whining teenager though and is a turnoff to us people trying to learn a bit on the subject. I for one will ask no more "stupid" questions if he can try and act civilized.


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winstrol69

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posted February 25, 2001 05:16 PM

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I think it would help if we George increased the size of the SEARCH button. Cmon size 10 font it looks like!


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Burnboy

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posted February 25, 2001 07:17 PM

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quote:
Originally posted by nofaseek:
why is this posted over and over again...not to be a dick,but if it didn't work b4..why would it work now?

who says it hasnt worked? If one newbie reads it it has helped. we cannot eradicate useless questions but we can minimize them.

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"I used to be a diabetic 'till i kicked it."
-Jerri Blank responding to the bruises on her arm

"May all of your showers be golden." - Jerri Blank

"I cried when I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. Then I laughed...really hard."
-Jerri Blank


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Mikey D-time

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posted February 25, 2001 08:05 PM

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"TO ALL NEWBIES AND VETERAN MORONS: THIS IS NOT TO FLAME YOU, BUT TO MAKE YOU MORE AWARE OF YOUR STUPIDITY AND KEEP YOU FROM MAKING AN ASS OF YOURSELF! " Quote Burnboy


Your just a little boy. I for one don't appriceiate being talked to like that by a 16 year old who hasn't shown me shit. I've seen your pic and you don't even look like you have ever used AS. You wouldn't speak like that to anyone in person or you would get stomped. And no one gives a shit how many boards you are on. Stop being a internet toughguy and hiding behind a computer. At 16 what have you done? 1 cycle? How knowledgable could you be? I think you just repeat things you've read, like this post for example which you blatantly didn't write because I've read it before. I think you have the potential to help alot of people out but you have to stop acting like a punk and learn some respect. I'm not tring to start an arguement but the condesending way you worded your post pissed me off and I'm sure it pissed alot of other people off too. And Bigjay you should lay off the shit talking and insults because you are starting to make yourself look bad. I think you would find that you would get further ahead if you learned how to talk to people. Enough said.


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Mr. Staypuffed

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posted February 25, 2001 10:10 PM

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I am new, but I could do without the attitude BB. Bump


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ASSFACE

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posted February 25, 2001 10:46 PM

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To all newbies,
I am a friggin ASSFACE. Big Hit and run to you!!

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Mr. Staypuffed

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posted February 25, 2001 10:52 PM

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What an excellant intellegent reply Assface. And you say newbies say stupid shit


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Mr. Staypuffed

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posted February 26, 2001 12:18 AM

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Big ole bad ass bump


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