Author | Topic: If you are new read this | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 1171 |
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- TO ALL NEWBIES AND VETERAN MORONS: THIS IS NOT TO FLAME YOU, BUT TO MAKE YOU MORE AWARE OF YOUR STUPIDITY AND KEEP YOU FROM MAKING AN ASS OF YOURSELF! 1) DO NOT POST ASKING FOR A GODDAMNED SOURCE!!!! Only a moron would ask this and expect a reputable source to answer. Get to know people on the board and you will get pointed in the right direction. If you make a stupid shit out of yourself, you'll NEVER get a source! 2) Before you order from a source, check these scammers lists to keep from gettin ANALY VIOLATED. Why the hell would you send your money to someone you don't trust? E-mail a mod, but don't sound like a brat and demand an answer. Elitefitness mods can KICK YOUR ASS, remember that! 2a)If you are a source....or a scammer, QUIT FUCKING POSTING on our board. We don't want your dogshit posts dirtying our quality message board. 2Thick knows where you live and will stab you with a syringe.
4a) For those newbies that are less mentally inclined, we suggest you never do steroids. If you can't learn how to use a fucking search engine, we don't trust you with a needle and testosterone. May we suggest finger painting as a new entertaining hobby. 5) These are a couple of things NOT to do on this board. DO NOT post a message asking for head! DO NOT list scammers on the board. If you do you better have a way to back it up or the source will put a cap in your ass! EMAIL A MONITOR FIRST, with the details! DO NOT ask STUPID questions! 6) Things to do on this board. DO READ, READ, READ! DO EMAIL a moderator when in doubt. You can find their email address on the top left hand corner. DO make friends here. DO enjoy this board. DO check out HEATHER DARLING's Website at http://www.heatherdarling.com. YOU WILL BECOME ADDICTED TO IT!! Everyone here will admit to that. I KNOW I WILL! Search for your question first or check out Heather's website before posting. There are 10,000+ posts on this board. Very possible your question about ball shrinkage has been answered already. DO Read a couple of pages of the board to get some knowledge of the board and on A.S.'s. 7)where to get syringes and how to inject yourself.. good information provided by 2Thick. (if you're going to stab yourself, do it right!) : http://www.angelfire.com/biz5/syringes 8) Last but not least: As long as you don't make a complete ass out of yourself within the first few days, welcome to ELITE FITNESS BOARD. It is the best you will find around, and it has the most knowledgeable people here. Don't bother about introducing yourself as long as you know what you're doing. There's so many fucking newbies we can't keep them straight so just go ahead and act like a non-newbie and make your MARK!!! ------ ------------------ "I used to be a diabetic 'till i kicked it." "May all of your showers be golden." - Jerri Blank "I cried when I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. Then I laughed...really hard." | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 1171 |
bump ------------------ "I used to be a diabetic 'till i kicked it." "May all of your showers be golden." - Jerri Blank "I cried when I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. Then I laughed...really hard." | ||
Cool Novice Posts: 34 |
im very glad you posted this. but in reality people will still make source post no matter what you keep posting. be easy bro. | ||
Pro Bodybuilder Posts: 406 |
Fatal error: Your assuming the perpetrators of said moronic posts are not functionally illiterate. | ||
Cool Novice Posts: 43 |
LMAO & Bump. | ||
Novice Posts: 10 |
VERY NICELY PUT, YOUR ALLRIGHT DUDE | ||
Pro Bodybuilder Posts: 568 |
i think we do this once a month? ------------------ | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 1171 |
theres a reason we do this once a month, cause of fags like zula shit, if i was a mod and posted this you all would be all over my balls say ooooh good job, nice post ------------------ "I used to be a diabetic 'till i kicked it." "May all of your showers be golden." - Jerri Blank "I cried when I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. Then I laughed...really hard." | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 92 |
How mature zula. Very. Anyways, nice post burnboy. Biggity fk n bizump b-otch. Fuzz | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 64 |
This should be posted daily. | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 92 |
Hey zula....maybe you should get out a little more.....If you did you would realize that a LOT of body builders are gay...... And they aren't little ....... And they don't like to hear "you little fag" or "you queer" as a derogatory remark..... And they will kick your ass! Fuzz | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 91 |
Chill-out fellas!!!! Oh and by the way, BurnBOY is only 16....you shouldn't even be on this board...that would be considered "contributing to the delinquency of a minor" stay on your own board ------------------ | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 1194 |
GOOD POST! THIS SHOULD BE POSTED DAILY! WE NEED TO STOP THE STUPID NEWBIE QUESTIONS AND SOURCE POSTS. M18 ------------------ | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 819 |
quote: ooooh good job, nice post LOL | ||
Freak Posts: 2142 |
Zula is rude. Bye Zula. ------------------ | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 1171 |
falcon i have more of a right ot be here than you, i post constructive posts, i know more than you ever will stop being jealous ------------------ "I used to be a diabetic 'till i kicked it." "May all of your showers be golden." - Jerri Blank "I cried when I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. Then I laughed...really hard." | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 91 |
Burnboy.....your're nothing more than a CHILD!!! enough said!!! If you only new who you are talking to, respect would be in order, I've got nothing personal against you but you still have a lot to learn. ------------------ | ||
Cool Novice Posts: 34 |
"i know more than you ever will stop being jealous " hahaa it sounds like a 14 year old. | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 261 |
quote: LOL. FROM THE MOUTH OF BABES! ------------------ | ||
Guru Posts: 5344 |
quote: You have alot to learn Sir he is a valued memeber here and at many other boards, That you will never be invited to. I think you need to look at what your typing it's not need here your only kicking a dead mule. This place is on its last leg, and this doesn't help. ------------------ | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 91 |
BigJay, You're absolutely right, he made his own choice and I compliment him on gaining the correct knowledge on the subject for as I have stated before....In my begining years of powerlifting, I didn't have the luxury of having informative places like this...regardless of my many state and national titles, I'm always willing to learn more. I happen to be a member of other boards, but like to come back here every now and again. This is becoming a dead issue, my regards to you and Burnboy....learn and grow!! ------------------ | ||
Guru Posts: 5344 |
Great topic over!! I'm sure we all have info to give and many people to learn as well, ------------------ | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 1171 |
bump ------------------ "I used to be a diabetic 'till i kicked it." "May all of your showers be golden." - Jerri Blank "I cried when I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. Then I laughed...really hard." | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 1207 |
bump it up... | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 91 |
I'll bump it...what the heck.... ------------------ [This message has been edited by -Falcon- (edited February 25, 2001).] | ||
Moderator Posts: 1787 |
To all newbie,Bump ------------------ | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 57 |
can I drink winny? LOL j/k good post...bump ------------------ | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 1171 |
bump ------------------ "I used to be a diabetic 'till i kicked it." "May all of your showers be golden." - Jerri Blank "I cried when I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. Then I laughed...really hard." | ||
Cool Novice Posts: 23 |
Well worthy of a Bump. I think that this post should be a required reading for all newbies and then they should take a quiz on it to see if they are knowlegable enough to post on the board. Its basically common sense but it helped me out alot when I first came to this board about a year ago. I still rarely ever post because the answers are usually always on here especially newbie questions. | ||
Novice Posts: 5 |
why is this posted over and over again...not to be a dick,but if it didn't work b4..why would it work now? | ||
Cool Novice Posts: 26 |
Now I understand why Burnboy acts as childish as he does. However he does make some good points and is very well knowledged on the subject of AS. He does act like a disrespectful, whining teenager though and is a turnoff to us people trying to learn a bit on the subject. I for one will ask no more "stupid" questions if he can try and act civilized. | ||
Pro Bodybuilder Posts: 324 |
I think it would help if we George increased the size of the SEARCH button. Cmon size 10 font it looks like! | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 1171 |
quote: who says it hasnt worked? If one newbie reads it it has helped. we cannot eradicate useless questions but we can minimize them. ------------------ "I used to be a diabetic 'till i kicked it." "May all of your showers be golden." - Jerri Blank "I cried when I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. Then I laughed...really hard." | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 212 |
"TO ALL NEWBIES AND VETERAN MORONS: THIS IS NOT TO FLAME YOU, BUT TO MAKE YOU MORE AWARE OF YOUR STUPIDITY AND KEEP YOU FROM MAKING AN ASS OF YOURSELF! " Quote Burnboy
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Novice Posts: 6 |
I am new, but I could do without the attitude BB. Bump | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 89 |
To all newbies, I am a friggin ASSFACE. Big Hit and run to you!! ------------------ | ||
Novice Posts: 6 |
What an excellant intellegent reply Assface. And you say newbies say stupid shit | ||
Novice Posts: 6 |
Big ole bad ass bump |
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