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ASSFACE

Amateur Bodybuilder

Posts: 89
From:assface, af, afa
Registered: Feb 2000

posted February 23, 2001 06:49 PM

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OK- this is not the usual ASSFACE post. To all the brothers who have blown rotator cuffs, popped discs, blown out knees, torn pecs, ripped biceps, and generally damaged their bodies in the quest to get bigger and stronger - something to make you think.
I deadlifted two weeks ago and experienced the usual stiffness and soreness any good workout gives you. Two weeks after that workout, I still have lower back pain, muscle spasms in my low back, right ham, and right calf. Keep in mind I have lifted injury free for over 10 years at this point. Yes I was using good form so zip it stick boy. Lifting has not been an option in the last two weeks. Instead of lifting thru pain as I may have done a few years ago, I saw my Dr who is a really cool guy. Personable, knowledgable, and able to answer my questions honestly and with HIS OWN clinical data to back up his reasoning. He is also aggressive as hell when it comes to treating patients.
Bottom line, I have a bulging disc in the low back. My Dr. shot me up with injectable corticosteroids and lidocaine into the effected area. That and the two weeks of hard core anti-inflamatories should do the trick. Bottom Line- my DR understands how I want to live my life. He knows he cant stop ASSFACE. ASSFACE will return to normal in about 2 months with the meds and some physical therapy.
IF I HAD GONE TO AN OLDSCHOOL DOCTOR WHO DIDNT UNDERSTAND THAT I AM AN ASSFACE I WOULD PROBABLY BE UNDER THE KNIFE RIGHT NOW!!! THATS 10-18 MONTHS TO RETURN TO WHAT THAT FUCK WOULD CONSIDER NORMAL, NOT WHAT ASSFACE CONSIDERS NORMAL. FORGET ABOUT 500 pound DEADLIFTS, FORGET ABOUT THE 6 PACK AND BULGING PECS.
Bottom line = find a DR who understands the way YOU want to live. Find a Dr. who will listen to your questions and explain your options. Find a DR who will not be satisfied if they do not return you to what YOU consider a normal lifestyle.
You may never need them and I hope you never have a situation like this, or worse. When you do, your DR can get you up and running as quickly as possible, or set you back years.
LIft hard and damn the injuries, ASSFACE will be hitting it hard for a long time.
Thanks Doc,
ASSFACE

By the way, I dropped a hit and run by my Dr.'s receptionist's desk. I am such an ASSFACE!!


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MP5

Freak

Posts: 2094
From:your nightmares
Registered: Feb 2000

posted February 23, 2001 06:55 PM

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99% of the docs in this world are worthless fucks whose specialty lies in killing strep throat.

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BigBazooka

Pro Bodybuilder

Posts: 571
From:Helsinki, Finland
Registered: Nov 2000

posted February 26, 2001 01:41 AM

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hump, hump, hump for A-face. yes, i agree. most of the doctors just don't give a fuck. "don't go to gym for 2 years. it will heal.."

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the perverted worm is back..


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