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battybat30

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posted February 20, 2001 06:18 PM

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i hate this one guy who thinks he is huge, and he is far from it, this asshole ties up 5 machines at once, he will use one machine and then place towels on the ones he is using , what a dick head. post who u hate!!


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Statechamp

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posted February 20, 2001 06:19 PM

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When I lift more than guys twice my size. It just pisses me off.

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Corleone

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posted February 20, 2001 06:23 PM

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I hate the personal trainers at my gym. Most of them are skinny fucks who can't even train themselves. Why would someone hire an out of shape dumb fuck to train them? They walk around and talk like they know all about everything.

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hammercurl

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posted February 20, 2001 06:23 PM

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I hate it when people get mad at me for taking up 5 machines at once.
LOL!!
My gym is making a juice bar so you can get a fruit smoothie. I hate that.
If I want a smoothie, I'll ask my girl to take out her teeth.

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Corleone

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posted February 20, 2001 06:24 PM

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MAN THIS TESTOSTERONE IS REALLY MAKING ME EDGY!!

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barbells79

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posted February 20, 2001 06:26 PM

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theres this guy at my gym -my partner and i call him the little engine that could-he ties up at least 2 benches or machines at once, and does like a million reps with a real light weight, then when he finishes his set he huffs and puffs like he did a massive amount of weight for the same no. of reps. its a damn riot! people all over the place are laughing their asses off!

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barbells79

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posted February 20, 2001 06:30 PM

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hey corleone, there are a couple of p.t.s at my gym that walk around training their clients drinking mountain dew and eating a super size frys from mickey d,s talk about messed up!
serious motivation for your client ,right?

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FOZY

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posted February 20, 2001 06:41 PM

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1. the guys that huddle up in the middle of the gym like girls at a frat party and gossip to eachother ......

2. Winter hats in the gym...Its heated WHY ????

3. I hate the fact that I work my ass off and can't get as big as some of the guys there. Just gets fustrating


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wierdhappennings

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posted February 20, 2001 06:47 PM

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this tard at my gym uses like all the machines all the time. and its annoying cause after his reps he lets the weight hes doing hit the weights at the bottom. they hit each other really hard. boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. thats one of his sets for six reps. you can hear that shit all over the gym. and he does it for all the machines.


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Adonis

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posted February 20, 2001 06:49 PM

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I hate the bitch that brings her daughter to the gym to do cardio next to me and whines the whole fricken time about how hard it is, lil whiner, I ll show you hard!!!


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bswoll

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posted February 20, 2001 06:52 PM

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I hate this fucking fag that walks around the gym with his girlfriend trains her. They do exactly the same shit and the best is when the little bitch is spotting him while he is trying to get his 135. They are a bunch of losers and just get in the fucking way.


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studcj

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posted February 20, 2001 06:56 PM

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hehe....I actually wear a beanie some times in the gym for warm-up. I just like to get my sweat going, but then I take it off after about 10 minutes on the bike.

what I hate is when my lifting partner lets out these huge grunts while he's not doing that much weight, I make fun of him, but he doesn't care.

I also don't like the ones that go around doing each machine (right down the row) and do one set of each. It looks like they're working hard and everything, it just pisses me off when they're waiting for me to finish, instead of moving on and coming back later.


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Frackal

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posted February 20, 2001 06:58 PM

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That I haven't fucked all of the girls there.


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apbt549

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posted February 20, 2001 07:04 PM

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i am with you corleone i hate the personal trainers at my gym .it is like every body in the place think what they say is god .he came up to me one time and said that i was not doing the pull downs right .i lean back alittle i told did i ask for your input .he said no i said okay then get out of my face .and i am not on any test now wait unitl i am .......


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Corleone

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posted February 20, 2001 07:10 PM

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barbells- The trainers at my gym do the same fucking shit. One even had the nerve to come up to me and tried to give me advice. I told the guy my 12 year old brother knows more about training than you do. I told the pussy that if he really wanted to work out he could train with me for a day, I'd love to see that guy cry.

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BerkeleyJuice

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posted February 20, 2001 07:20 PM

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There's this fucker at my gym who grunts so loud when doing sets that even the cardio bitches outside the wieght room can hear him. To make it worse he's this skinny little fuck who pushes like 175 lbs.


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ROAD DOG

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posted February 20, 2001 07:20 PM

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I hate those guys that only shower about once a week,you can smell them 10 feet away.Every time you go to use a piece of equipment, you can tell they had just used it because it smells like shit.I feel like saying if you dont start showering stay the fuck out of the gym!


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Trevdog

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posted February 20, 2001 07:28 PM

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"If I want a smoothie, I'll ask my girl to take out her teeth."

Clapping for that one bro. Very good.


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The Canadian Oak

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posted February 20, 2001 07:38 PM

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i hate the fucking teacher supervisors in the gym at my school i was yelled at for dropping weights on a rubber floor,she said it will break the floor and im liek the floor is rubber and she kept going on about using less weight blah blah,drives me insane

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Checkmatebloated

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posted February 20, 2001 07:39 PM

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The weights!!!


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barbells79

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cor.
why would someone like that try to give someone else advice? 1st off-im not going to listen to him and 2nd -if he was to try that with the wrong person hes liable to get his ass kicked-at least in my gym.thats why they stick to training the newbies(for lack of a better word).

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MUSTANG_18

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THE PERSONAL TRAINERS THAT WALK AROUND LIKE THERE BIG SHIT, BUT THEY ARE SMALL, FAT AND HAVE VERY LITTLE KNOWLEDGE OF PROPER TRAINING. THE KIDS WHO SIT THERE AND TALK ON THE WEIGHT BENCH AND DON'T USE THEM, AND ALWAYS YELL ACROSS THE GYM AT EACH OTHER. I HATE F$#@IN KIDS LIKE THAT! WOW! THAT FELT GOOD TO GET SOME ANGER OUT

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ironbarbarian

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I HATE ALL THOSE FUCKERS THAT WALK AROUND IN BETWEEN SETS...THEY TAKE LIKE 5 MINUTES OFF, AND INSTEAD OF PEACELY WAITING FOR THE NEXT SET ON THEIR BENCH, SEAT OR MACHINE, THEY STAND UP AND START POSING AND STUFF AND THEY ARENT EVEN BIG....THEN THEY STARE AT YOU WHILE YOU ARE GRUNTING AND PUSHING THE WEIGHT, AND THEY DONT WORK OUT AT ALL, JUST LOOK AT EVRYONE,,,OOOOO I HATE THOSE PENCILNECKS!!!!!!!!


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gtaman

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Actually don't hate some of the idiots because they give me a good laugh.

* The crazy older guy with a Swedish accent, goes about 135 and says he used to be in the football program at UCLA - then you find out he was the team mascot for something or other

* The even older guy who puts too much weight on the universal pulldown machine - facing away from it on his knees, kind of gets it halfway down and then on the upswing it's so heavy it actually lifts him off the ground and he's hanging there for a second!

* About a million others but how about the dozen Chinese guys who are always playing pickup basketball. Honestly, not to be racist or anything but it's just common sense, do something you're good at! I am a caucasian at 5'8" with no vertical and haven't played hoops in 10 years - and I could beat these guys with one hand tied behind my back! Then again, while they're playing I can stare at their girlfriends.

* Oh yeah I forgot to mention the old Swedish guy wears a COONSKIN HAT around the gym! He's nutty as a fruitcake!

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battybat30

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posted February 20, 2001 08:18 PM

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bump


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TEXASAMM

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Last week I was doing heavy pressdown and this so-called stud PT comes over to the cables next to mine, with his client..And says "this is the CORRECT way you should be doing them"

The dumbass shows him how to do pushdowns i'm doing pressdowns they are 2 different excercises.That really made me mad, him trying to put me down to boost himself up and didn't even know what a pressdown was.

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smoothe.... bumb to that

I gotta add the old smelly hairy guy in the dasy dukes with the american flag on the back pockets who leaves his nutt stank on all the machines and benches.....throw him in the grinder


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Im sorry I piss all you guys off so bad... I'll try harder.

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quote:
Originally posted by Corleone:
MAN THIS TESTOSTERONE IS REALLY MAKING ME EDGY!!


I HOPE YOU HAVE ACCESS TO SOME PUSSY. YOU'LL NEED IT.

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There's a guy at my gym that we call Captain Caveman, you know from the cartoon that ran about 20 years ago. This guy doesn't grunt, he screams when he squats with 155 lbs. He really does look and scream like Captain Caveman


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battybat30

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there is this other guy , at my gym, i dont hate him, but is a walking billboard for a childmolester, i am dead serious. He comes to the gym everyday and just does legs thats it never anything else. he looks like neil young with the hair. But he wears like a 70s sunglasses while working out and those 80s tight , high shorts and socks pulled up to the knee with kmart kickers and a head band. i wouldnt doubt it if one day , he gets arrested while working out for touching kids. its sad, funny , and yet so true, i want to get a pic, i have never seen anyone like this LOL, i am laughing as we speak..


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posted February 20, 2001 09:27 PM

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The people that smell absolutely aweful.


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I hate the skinny little "personal trainer" with the 1993 Bart Simpson haircut who walks around the club interrupting everyones workout to ask if they need water or a towel and telling the big guys the only real supplement they need to take to get big is caffeine.Anything else is unhealthy...


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posted February 20, 2001 10:11 PM

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I hate this guy who has this hot girlfriend that trains with him, the guy looks like a fag, probably takes him longer to get ready then her

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I don't like the personal trainers that walk around like know it alls when they're not even big. That's great that they read about all these fancy training methods and elaborate diets,but I'd take advice only from someone bigger than me, not smaller.

The club crew who comes wearing their pressed black wife beaters, and their ironed pants that do bench and biceps everytime i see them, constantly looking in the mirror trying poses to see how they'll look at the club holding a beer or something

the music! Who the fuck wants to listen to dave matthews band on squat day when you're trying to get your final set in and it feels like you're about to die


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posted February 20, 2001 10:49 PM

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x-man, I may look like a fag but it got me the hot girlfriend.

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I hate anyone that tries to make eye contact with me or talk to me. If I want to make friends I'll, ... wait I don't want to make any friends, I have a couple already.


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I hate fat trainers; fags who were little gay running shorts; tiny nerds that lift w/out they're shirts on; cops who train at my gym; people who tell other people how to do shit when they don't know what to do themselves; people who get in my fucking way...AHHHHHHHH....I hate everyone at my gym.......AHHH...I need inject NOW to calm my nerves!!!!!!!!


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Eramthgin

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I hate it when this long armed mother f.... say that lifting a weight is harder for them then a short guy like me. What bullshit not only are they weak but they are stupid to boot. They never paid attention in science class and learned the longer the lever the less resistance.


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Missed one. Don't care for the pussy ass male dancers!


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Corleone, you took the words right out of my mouth about the PT's. I also hate those coward motherfuckers who make racist coments behind people's backs so they won't get their necks stomped on.

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the guy that talks about how much weight he's gaining off of andro, but he looks the same everytime i see him. =) he's so funny. i just nod and say oh really, that must be good stuff, eh? LOL! He talks about how strong he is getting off of it.. I just nod and say thats great. =)


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i hate the guys that dont clean off their sweat off the bench, gotta be considerate for other users, thats about it, i just put on my walkman blast it up and i feel im alone in the gym.


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battybat30

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here is another one. There is this one guy who has a nextel cell phone, and he puts it on the walkie talkie mode. and this ass talks to his other construction worker friends so everyone can here him. it actually is annoying and is distracting to me,and if i could take the phone and beat him silly with it i would. like i care to hear what type of wood to use on a two story house.


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I hate the perv who trys to pick up me and every other girl in the gym. I hate seeing him dancing on the cable crossover machines(you've got to see this sh*t!) while he's pretending to do his chest.

The big juicer "Dr *sshole" giving me unsolicited A.S. advice. He thinks I should do Deca and Test, HGH, and god know whatever else he can think of. WTF?? I'm a woman....Of course he wants SEX as the PAYMENT...

The crazy girl that wears a thong leotard with flesh colored tights(trust me guys she's no looker ). She then proceed to bench press nothing!!!! I swear this happens every week.

The lame trainer that tried to challenge my views on weight-training and protein consumption. After losing 3% bodyfat in 3 1/2 weeks, she said the reason I losted the weight was because the protein dehydrated my body. In essence, saying I didn't lose 3% bodyfat! Her fat client was asking ME for help! She actually tried to figure out my diet ( protein, carb, fat content). If she's got that much time on her hand why doesn't she look any better???

The haters. Just because I can walk around in the off-season with 12% bodyfat don't hate me....back up off me haters!!!!


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chillin408

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the people who are over 40 who talk a BUNCH of shit,and keep rambling about their past and shit like they were some specmin and how they use to do this and use to do that,and talk shit to u like u are nothing compared to what they use to be ,bunch of idiots that are living living fake past lives ,their are some old folks their are cool,but its usually the older people who talk shit or when i was smaller (under 185) try to tell u what to do ,i think even more of this goes on and "nautilous" type gyms,where people try to tell u what to do and shit like that,i notice it less at the gym i go to ,i dont know if its cuz im older now and bigger or if its just the gym


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SMOKINJOE

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Yeah, I hate that too. There is a dude at my gym who thinks he is the shit. He always trains with his girl and sticks his chest out and shit like that. Well, I seen that fags girl at the club and she Oviously thinks im the shit cause We had a little slumber party one night. Now, every time I go to the gym, i just look at that cocky fucker and get a little chuckle. Not to mention his girl that smiles at me every time her boy is getting a drink of water. Thats my idea of getting someone ofr acting like a dickhead.


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chillin408

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haha yea theirs these old guys who have never weighed over 200 lbs in their whole life and their wearing this gym gear which is designed for people 250+

i think it is because they always wanted to be big enough to wear those but now since their old they know they can never get any decent size anymore so they just wear to make themselves feel big or feel good,some old people are cool,but the majority ive talked to are jackasses,they start shit with u out of nowwhere


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TheDragon

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I use to work out at golds, but now i go to an appartment complex. I know what youre thinking...most of these places have universal machines, but this place has everything i need...dumbells, freeweights, smith machine, cable machine..its really nice. Anyways, the only thing i really dont like about it is that there arent enough women comin around..lol. Oh yeah, and also the old man with the molester mustache and and blue blocker sunglasses hanging around the pool..hehe.


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growingqwik

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i hate the once-week-ers, that come in the gym and lift chest and biceps and back and triceps and legs and shoulders in one day and they tell ME that im overtraining!


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slipperypete

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Where I went to school last year there was a retarded guy that would come in smoking a cigarette, wearing a bicycle helmet, and a leather jacket, he would lift for awhile not knowing what the hell he is doing of course. I suppose I don't hate the guy, but it sure as hell makes me laugh. Too bad he is retarded cause then I wouldn't have to feel bad making fun of him. I do hate the old guys who slam all the weights on the machines and the lady who bitched at me cause I changed the channel on the tv, I mean she had head phones on so I told her to fuck off.

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monster2oo1

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I'm doing dumbell shrugs with 150lbs and buddy comes up to me and asks me if I wanted to use his wrist straps. I mean come on right in the middle of my set, thats just strange. What do people like that think? I can't stand when people try to talk to me or be my friend. I have enough friends.


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Another thing I hate is walking into the gym and N-Sync is fucking blasting over the speakers. I woke up the other night singing a Celine Dion song. What the f**k is going on?
I expect one day everyone in this gay gym is going to bust out and do the electric slide.

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posted February 21, 2001 08:48 AM

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I hate everybody !

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LMAO@ HAMMERCURL ...RIGHT ON BRO .

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Hey, Hammer curl there was a couple that stepped into my gym once and danced "The Hustle" then left. It was funny as hell. I don't guess the electric slide would be too far off.


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I hate The personal trainers what a bunch of skinny annoying asses! And I hate people that look at me like I am a freak but Its sorta cool

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I'm still the new guy at this gym so I do
defer to the old guard, but what curls my
pubes more is the group of five that comes in, does a few presses then stand around critisizing in hungarian bout everyone else.
And which girl they want to fuc* (even though she is standing beside them) all the while taking up FOUR WHOLE BENCHES.
I know this because I got a pal a guest pass and you guessed it, he is Hungarian.
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Brogan

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Ok, How about the fuckin CHALK MONSTER!! I mean come on, the shit goes on your hands, not all over every piece of equiptment in the gym, on drinking fountain, all over everything he gets near...and then clap as hard as he possibly can, followed by the cloud that eventually settles, then finially hit the bench and do 5 reps at 135....grunt and re- chalk....give me a fuckin break!!


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Providian

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Ok- I also hate this old guy who's about 75-76 who walks on the treadmill for all of about 10-12 minutes dressed in black dress slacks,black dress shoes, pressed white collar dressshirt with his tie loosened up a bit. I'm serious! Whats that about? The other night he kinda fell off the back of the treadmill while some old John Cougar Mellencamp shit was playing and limped over to the nest of personal trainers in the corner and kinda yelled( cause he can't hear well) "Turn that damn rap off!"
Ok I don't hate him- I just have a hard time concentrating when I'm laughing my ass off.He needs to go..


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quote:
Originally posted by Model1:
I'm a woman....Of course he wants SEX as the PAYMENT...

WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT???

SERIOUSLY THOUGH, THERE IS THIS TINY LITTLE ASIAN LADY WHO CARRIES AROUND A BAG OF OLD NEWSPAPERS. SHE PLACES THE NEWSPAPERS ALL OVER EVERY MACHINE SHE USES TO KEEP FROM TOUCHING ANYTHING DIRECTLY. I SHIT YOU NOT, ITS THE WIERDEST SHIT IVE EVER SEE.

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I hate everyone too.
The old man on the treadmill, thats funny.
There was this guy at my old gym, which by the way was a real gym not like the social club I have to go to now, who used to check all of us out.
He had a few "secret peeking" moves.
He had the "over the pad peek". He would be on the hack squat machine and peek up and over the pad to his left or right to get a quick glance.
He had his "mirror gaze". He would look into the mirror in front of him and check out the action. Sometimes he would bust out the "multi-mirror gaze" and use 2 or 3 at once for confusion.
My partner and I finally had enough of having this freak undress us with his eyes and started yelling, "Peek, peek" everytime we saw him. He left and we didn't see him again.
I'm sure he is practicing his trade somewhere else.

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I hate your fucking Cindy Crawford poster! Haha! Just kidding man.

I hate the fucking owner of the gym i go to. He is always acting like billy bad ass, and pissing people off all the time. Last week, my yearly membership was coming to a close, and i had to resign a contract right? Well, this was tuesday of last week, and i told him that on Wednesday i would bring him a check in and pay him. I also owed him for a tanning package, and 2 carbo drinks. He told me he would waive the membership fee for me with no problems. Well, my fiance had a boob job on Wednesday and i honestly forgot all about paying him. So i was late....big fucking deal. I come in the gym last night, and he makes a scene and tells me to come in his office. We argue to no end about the fucking bills i owed him, and he now told me he was charging me the membership fee because i was late. I told him to fuck off and that he was an asshole, and that i wasnt paying shit. So i didnt. I make that fucking little ass gym. If it weren't for me, he wouldnt have half the members he has now. My fucking competition pics are on the walls, and i still get no respect from his sorry ass. I swear if he wasnt almost 60 fucking years old, i would probably beat his sorry ass down to the level it needs to be. Damnit!

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Magic11

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i have to agree with Frackal on this one. i hate the fact that there are so many hit bitches at my gym and i havent screwed them all...

the biggest thing i hate is those fags that walk around with their chest bowed out and arms out from their bodies like they are huge... hahaha.. then they hop on the bench and push 225 about 3-4 times... damn man you are huge.. hahahahaa...


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KrazyK

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I hate it when I see people using the same weight they were 4 months ago, and complain that they aren't getting any bigger.
My training partner is one of these people, except he is convinced that he IS getting bigger. He was bigger than me when i first started training with him, now I'm bigger than him and lift more weight than him. I try to tell him what he is doing wrong, but he keeps doing the same thing. Moron.
I hate this one guy that comes in and all he does is leg presses. He put like 10 plates on each side and screams with every "rep" he does, then gets off the machine and yells "yeah, who's the man!". What I hate even more are the dipshits that are impressed by this dickwad.
I hate it when i'm doing shrugs with 60 lb dumbbells and this one dick that is twice my size just has to stop what he is doing and comes over and grabs the 110's and does a set, looks at me with his cocky ugly face, and walks away. Shit, you are 80 pounds heavier than me, I HOPE you can lift more than I can.
Let me stop before I really get pissed off and write a book here.

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HOLY SHIT GUYS!!!! That's some hilarious stuff, i've got tears coming down my eyes from laughing so hard!!!!

Here's my hate:

- This knob who comes to the gym about every 2 months and wears a black mouth piece when he lifts, he makes strange noises, i asked him a while ago why he wears the mouthpiece, he said he wears it to intimidate people!!What the fuck is that all about!! He's like 170lbs if that! Way to funny. Me and my partner just roar laughing at him!!

-The fat-skinny guy. Every gym has at least one of em. Their the ones who are very skinny everywhere except for their guts, which stick out so far, they can't even see their own feet. And yet they wear god awful skin tight shirts, as if showing off their flabby guts were a good thing.

-The dickhead who is there for only two reasons, 1 to pick up and 2 to annoy the rest of us. He;'s the one who just talks to girls and leans on the machines. I feel like throwing him to the gym floor in front of the girl and then urinating on him.

- And of course all the filthy dirty bastards who do not wipe their stanking sweat off of the machines and benches.


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I hate it when I see some old man bench press twice as much as I can. Happened to me monday. Damn I hate that.


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XCYTER

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posted February 21, 2001 11:45 AM

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I JUST DONT LIKE THOSE WAY HOT CHICKS WITH ALL THOSE LITTLE RUNTS,,,,,COME ON!


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Barbells- That's what pissed me off, I'm not the biggest guy in the world 5'9 205 low bodyfat, but I train the hardest in my gym by far. . . this guy he's around 6'2 150, I mean skinny and he thinks he knows it all because he took some lousey 8 hour class to be a certified 24hr fitness PT. It's funny because everytime he's training someone he avoids any machine near me. . . it's cool. A couple weeks ago I really pissed him off when I went up to him and the guy he was training and corrected the form he was teaching. . . that was awesome!

Johnson- I do well in that department, but if you don't mind, could I borrow Cindy for a couple hours?

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curling

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This one middle age dude irratates the craps out of me. He comes in wearing baige garden gloves. He is kinda of fat but big.

He starts with the 20lb dumbbell for dumbbell curls and increases 10 lbs each set ends of with 90 pounders. Another thing he cheats on the curl and he only takes them half way up.

One day I am adjusting the weight sit down to do overhead tricep extention (btw is this what ya'll "skull crushers"?) on the back part of the machine. He all of sudden starts doing tricep pushdowns on the other side of the machine(attached to the same cable) This other guy and me just kinda of look at him shake our head and go to another excercise.

Weird dude.

Oh another one. This guy was doing dumbbell shoulder presses with 90 lbs dumbells. He is a big and everything but he gets to other guys to help him get the weight positions for him to lift it. He couldn't even get it up 1 & 1/2 reps without massive yelling and face turning red.

This is what blew my mind he then walks over and grabs the 100 pound dumbbell. The whole scenario again. Two guys help him get the dumbbells ready to press. And he couldn't even lift it a 1/2 rep. I just shake my head and walk off.


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Now that you got me thinking there's these other guys at my gym, 3 of them they're friends. These guys are all around 6 feet or taller, but skinny, they couldn't weigh more than 160. They do sit ups the whole time, and lift up their shirts constantly looking at eachothers abs. They act like they're the shit, but they're really bitches who are afraid to lift. They do have good abs, but anyone who's anorexic has good abs.

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Everyone who is not me!!


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Saizen

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I loath everyone !!! From the little shit that farts simply by doing a barbell press to the hot chick that distracts me by strolling around wearing nothing but a top that barely fits her tits and tight short that splits her pretty little shaven twat right down the middle. I keep my eyes on the Iron, my shaven head glaring by the over head lights, life of agony blaring in my drums and the feeling of immortality in my veins.

FUCK EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU !


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freakon

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This guy benches with a spot for the 1 RM with 4 plates a side and his spotter is doing heavy barbell rows just to pull him through, he can't even do 3 plates a side without a spot for 2 reps so no fu*kin way is he going to do 4 plates, and when he is finished he stands up looks round to see who is looking and throws the plates to the floor to draw attention. tw*t


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Model1

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WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT???

Nothing if he was GOOD LOOKING, didn't have zits all over his body AND he's old enough to be my dad LMAO!!!!!!

I might tease him with a piece of Poontang Pie IF I decided to juice (to get it) but full-blown sex with this maniac.....No F*cking way. j/k


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