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  Ever joined a gym that you hated so much?? Need ideas for last day, REVENGE!!!!!!

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PokeMeMon

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From:Long Island, NY
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posted February 19, 2001 06:15 PM

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Ok, well lets start off like this, considering i moved back to home from college my workout partner still lives at hofstra so we both needed to workout a place half way thats cheap. so we joined this place called Z fitness cause the price was amazing and huge place. We didn't even think twice about it!!!!! Anyways after being there for 1 month now, we hate that place sooooo much and just have to get out but we have no money as of now (considering spending it all on juice, haha). There is just so much stuff that goes on there that pisses us off. First off everyone slacks off in this gym and doesn't pay attention to themselves. Were in there training hard as hell sweating rockets, passing out, puking, screaming every last rep out till we shake!!!!. Everyone else is just lookin around and comparing themselves to eachother and slack off. The worst part is that there is these guys there that try to give us advice and stares at us more then he works out himself. Its like, "hay, if we need advice from you we'll ask." dont you just hate it when people tell you what to do..(unless you ask of course) We just ignore him now but its hard sometimes. Now, the dumbells are allways all over the place, no one puts there weight back. the place gets so fuckin crowded and there is only one shoulder press bench. they used to have ab class to which was great, but they wouldn't pay the guy so he left on him. The place just fuckin pisses me off and I need to terririze it the last day!!!! now this is where you come in!!!
We allready came up with these ideas for the last day we workout there.
1. buy some stink bombs and let em off in the bathroom.
2. Buy a live lobster and sneek it in with my gym bag then let it loose in the gym.
3. Buy some dead fish and let it become rotton then bring that shit there.
4. put thumb tacks on one of the machines.

these ideas are decent but maybe i could get some better ones out of you!! What do you think would be a great way to piss off the whole place without gettin caught? ideas needed!!!!


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Mr H

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From:Emerald City, OZ
Registered: Feb 2000

posted February 19, 2001 06:20 PM

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You're a moron.

Go to a real gym.

You live in Valley Stream- there's a lot near you.


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The_Blond_Myth

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posted February 19, 2001 06:22 PM

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I think you need to get a fucking life. You sound like a pussy, what is there about the gym u can't stand? it sounds like a good gym to me, people in the gym don't bother me, wear headphones. If I saw some asshole like you do any of those things I would casually walk by with a 45 lb plate and slam it right onto your toe....Then you have something to fucking complain about. Its assholes like you in society that have to destroy shit, just because you don't like it. If you don't like it leave!!! I'm sorry that u are just too hardcore for everyone, and by the way screaming while you work out makes u look like an asshole (which u already are).

How about next time instead of paying the gym, just send me the money and I'll kick you in the nuts and we'll call it a day.

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HUCKLEBERRY FINNaplex

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posted February 19, 2001 06:34 PM

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LUVS,you were doing fairly well on thread content for the last few days,and then you go and fall apart with a post like this...lol..


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MUSTANG_18

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posted February 19, 2001 06:39 PM

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LOL@HUCK!

M18


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barbells79

Amateur Bodybuilder

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From:CINTI- OHIO
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posted February 19, 2001 06:41 PM

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YOU ARE A DICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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StickMeHard

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posted February 19, 2001 07:02 PM

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sorry guys but i work out with him...you would have to be there to understand!!!!!!!!!!


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Big Johnson

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posted February 19, 2001 07:09 PM

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quote:
Originally posted by LUVS:
I'M A TARD

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Big Johnson

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posted February 19, 2001 07:11 PM

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quote:
Originally posted by StickMeHard:
sorry guys but i have anal sex with him...you would have to be there to understand!!!!!!!!!!

DO TELL, DO TELL

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barbells79

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posted February 19, 2001 07:11 PM

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stickmehard and pokememon.........hmmmmmm?

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Never Enough

Amateur Bodybuilder

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posted February 19, 2001 07:16 PM

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GROW UP!!!!!


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FreakMonster

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posted February 19, 2001 09:24 PM

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HOLY SHIT LUVS IS BACK WITH HIS RIDICULOUS QUESTIONS AGAIN!!


BWHAHAHA LUVS2JUICE GET A FUCKING LIFE


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tyguy

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posted February 19, 2001 09:38 PM

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you guys are hella funny- especially Big Johnson's quotes- Funny shit man!


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Frackal

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posted February 19, 2001 09:52 PM

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LOL!!!! Ohh yeah...stickmehard baby, pokememon, hahahah!


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STATIC PUMP

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posted February 19, 2001 09:56 PM

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IF YA DID THAT TO MY GYM ID KICK YOUR A$$!


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