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ASSFACE

Amateur Bodybuilder

Posts: 81
From:assface, af, afa
Registered: Feb 2000

posted February 18, 2001 10:46 PM

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What are you lookin at??!! You aint never seen anyone doing deadlifts have you. You aint never seen a set of bloody scarred shins attached to 245 pounds of maximum performance. You still lookin??!! Thats right you look. You aint never seen a BROTHER IN IRON. You aint never seen a dude superset deadlifts into flat benches, all with weights that would make you cry. You aint never seen the power rack at the gym you been working out at for the last 4 years. You still lookin at me??!! Maybe you should head back to your eliptical machine and take a pilates class with your fellow aerobaheads. Maybe you should stop lookin at Old Boy Assface. You still lookin?! You probably never seen anyone throw up in a bucket after squattin either. You will never really know why they call them nosebreakers, will you. You will never need a spot at the bench because you will never tap into the beast who commands you to get the weight up by any means necessary.
Hey pal, you still looking at me??!! Oh , now you want to spot me, sorry boy, Old Boy 'Face aint takin no spot from spandex boy. Damn it boy, you still lookin??!! Ill tell you what, when you stop askin yourself why I do this to myself, maybe ill let you spot me. Nah, old boy ASSFACE would rather let the weight cut me in two than have spandex boy seen trying to hang with a BROTHER IN IRON. Of course, ASSFACE would get the weight up, so OLD BOY 'Face is all right. And about the lookin thing, If you have to look, you wouldnt get it anyway. Now who is the ASSFACE here?

WHERE ASSFACE WALKS, MUSCLES GROW.


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BigJay81

Guru

Posts: 5204
From:LIFT UNTIL YOU DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Registered: Jan 2000

posted February 18, 2001 10:49 PM

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HEHEHEHEHE

ASSFACE


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Spunky

Olympian

Posts: 1787
From:USA
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posted February 18, 2001 10:52 PM

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LOL!


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littlearnold1069

Elite Bodybuilder

Posts: 605
From:Houston, TX Reside: Hattiesburg, MS
Registered: Dec 2000

posted February 18, 2001 10:58 PM

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haha

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Dfaced

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Posts: 29
From:Madison, WI USA
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posted February 18, 2001 11:01 PM

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LMFAO,
Couldn't have put it more eliquintly than that. That should be the mentality of every gym!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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HUCKLEBERRY FINNaplex

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From:Timbuktu
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posted February 18, 2001 11:18 PM

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HE SPEAKS ONCE AGAIN,LOL...


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Keep it beefy

Amateur Bodybuilder

Posts: 120
From:MA
Registered: Dec 2000

posted February 18, 2001 11:23 PM

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I'd kill you ASSFACE...couldn't hang shit with me bitch...


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bigpun

Amateur Bodybuilder

Posts: 198
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posted February 18, 2001 11:26 PM

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Good to see you again, where have you been?


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ironbarbarian

Amateur Bodybuilder

Posts: 282
From:THE DEEP DARK HELL!
Registered: Feb 2001

posted February 18, 2001 11:28 PM

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LOL,,


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Vanilla Gorilla

Amateur Bodybuilder

Posts: 108
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posted February 18, 2001 11:31 PM

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Thats the best shit I have heard all week. Assface your alright.


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studcj

Elite Bodybuilder

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posted February 18, 2001 11:33 PM

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You mind posting some injection techniques?


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ironbarbarian

Amateur Bodybuilder

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From:THE DEEP DARK HELL!
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posted February 18, 2001 11:35 PM

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BBBWWWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


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BLOODTIDE

Pro Bodybuilder

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From:Brooklyn, NY.
Registered: Mar 2000

posted February 18, 2001 11:45 PM

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It seems that the man is back!

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WarLobo

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From:Athens
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posted February 18, 2001 11:57 PM

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Nothing like a little ass in the face

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LAte

Lobo


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Green

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posted February 19, 2001 01:54 AM

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Funny shit!@@@!@!!!!

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BerkeleyJuice

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From:Redding
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posted February 19, 2001 02:00 AM

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That was the best post I've read in a long time!


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growingqwik

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posted February 19, 2001 02:50 AM

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thats some great shit, i felt like that today as a matter of fact


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Parabellum

Pro Bodybuilder

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From:Prepare For War!
Registered: Apr 2000

posted February 19, 2001 09:11 AM

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lol

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wierdhappennings

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From:huh
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posted February 19, 2001 12:16 PM

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hey assface. i got 7 words for you and 7 words for you only. " i think you are the chosen one."


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conan69

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posted February 19, 2001 12:47 PM

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YOU ARE AN ASSFACE
lol

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thesuperstar

Pro Bodybuilder

Posts: 523
From:FLORIDA
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posted February 19, 2001 01:16 PM

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roid rage?

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ASSFACE

Amateur Bodybuilder

Posts: 81
From:assface, af, afa
Registered: Feb 2000

posted February 19, 2001 10:15 PM

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Bump
why bump- because I am an ASSFACE.

Big hit and run to you!!


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LATTIMER

Cool Novice

Posts: 39
From:where ever no one can find me
Registered: Feb 2001

posted February 19, 2001 10:57 PM

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KEEP IT COMING......CHALK ONE UP FOR ASSFACE!

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Deepsquat

Amateur Bodybuilder

Posts: 87
From:Washington
Registered: Sep 2000

posted February 19, 2001 11:17 PM

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You know, I always wondered if Ass was really Ranger?!


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Big Johnson

Amateur Bodybuilder

Posts: 155
From:CALIFORNIA
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posted February 20, 2001 12:23 AM

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CINDY IS MOIST...THANK YOU ASSFACE.

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GOT CINDY?


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GenetiKing

Amateur Bodybuilder

Posts: 152
From:Mt. Olympus
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posted February 20, 2001 12:31 AM

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Poetry......

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smokingunz

Amateur Bodybuilder

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From:Detroit, Mi, USA
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posted February 20, 2001 12:53 AM

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nice, best way to put it.


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Badkins21

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From:TEXAS!!! A&M!!! AMERICA!!!
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posted February 20, 2001 12:58 AM

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I'm glad you're back, I'd heard rumors, seen old threads, but had not had the delight of reading many of your words of insight...

BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!

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Deppnade

Pro Bodybuilder

Posts: 304
From:Long Island
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posted February 20, 2001 01:37 AM

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wow, assface, cute, funny, what more could i want in a man!!!!!

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SOUP

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posted February 20, 2001 02:07 AM

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SWWEEEEEEETTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!


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Busy_Mind

Pro Bodybuilder

Posts: 457
From:EliteFitness, home of the SUPERFREAKS
Registered: Feb 2000

posted February 20, 2001 02:15 AM

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LOL!!!!!!


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BigGuns2

Pro Bodybuilder

Posts: 415
From:Virginia
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posted February 20, 2001 10:15 AM

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bump for the Assface.

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miles

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posted February 20, 2001 10:25 AM

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ASSFACE! The legendary persona himself! How is it going o-hilarious-one?


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