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THE BOUNCER

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posted February 17, 2001 11:28 PM

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WHAT HAPPEND?


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Frackal

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posted February 18, 2001 12:13 AM

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I guess he left due to personal reasons. Good luck to him.


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WC

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posted February 18, 2001 01:06 AM

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BUMP for a good guy.


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DrZaius

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posted February 18, 2001 01:15 AM

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Bump for a real good guy...


Peace
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bouncer

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posted February 18, 2001 01:28 AM

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What do you mean he left ?, has he left the board alltogether or was he a moderator and step down from that position ?.
I never look to see who's a mod or not so I would'nt know if he was ever a mod.

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MUSTANG_18

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posted February 18, 2001 01:31 AM

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HE WAS A MOD BUT ONE DAY HIS NAME WAS TAKEN DOWN FROM THE LIST AT THE TOP OF THE PAGE. I DON'T KNOW WHY AND IT IS NONE OF MY BUISSNES BUT RANGER IS A GOOD BRO AND HOPEFULLY HE HAS NOT LEFT FOR GOOD. BIG BUMP!! FOR RANGER

M18


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rugbyplayer

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posted February 18, 2001 02:20 AM

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he he he


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bigrand

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posted February 18, 2001 03:22 AM

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Hey Bounce, you have missed some shit. Several great bros left because of all the bull shit posts, post deletes, ect.


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hardness

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posted February 18, 2001 03:40 AM

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Hi bouncer
Nice to hear from you.
Good result against the french
Just give it to the ENGLISH also.

This board seems to have gone down hill,i have only just come back also !


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mike001

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posted February 18, 2001 04:44 AM

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this board has gone further then just down hill. it is going down a mountain heading for a big pile of shit!!!!
so lets have hope

-MIKE-001

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MICHLDAV

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posted February 18, 2001 04:45 AM

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Ranger posted one of he's poems a while back, said something about other mods - and Mr. spellwin as well...it was very funny.
Didn't take long since the, and *puf* then he was gone.

MICHLDAV/VIKING OF THE NORTH.

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yiyangzhi

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posted February 18, 2001 07:32 AM

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I think the Ranger disappeared not long ago. Could any of the mods know anything more about this?


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rainhorn

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posted February 18, 2001 07:37 AM

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bump for the RANGER.


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Painkiller

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posted February 18, 2001 09:31 AM

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Did you mean this poem???

Every Iron Brother,
Liked training legs quite a lot.
But WCP and E2,
Surely did not!

The Ranger loved legs,
Trained them hard all season.
Don�t ask why he worked so hard,
No one could ever remember the reason.

But WCP and E2,
Were not quite right!
It could be perhaps,
Their spandex was too tight!

But I think by far,
The most likely reason of all.
Were WCP and E2�s,
Balls were to fucking small!

� We have to get out of legs!�
They said with a sneer.
� Ranger�s too damned rough!
And he�s practically here!�

They got an IDEA!
And laughed while they bragged.
� When he walks through the door,
We�ll both be dressed in drag!�

The windows were dark,
Chalk dust filled the air.
The gym door crashed open,
And Ranger walked in without a care!

He stopped in his tracks,
Then looked all around.
WCP and E2 weren�t there,
Just two fags to be found?

Ranger realized in a flash,
Who stood there in sport�s bras and tights!
Then he chuckled out loud,
At this God-awful sight!

He knew that he had them,
And grinned with pure glee!
� You two rope smokers get ready!
You�re doing legs with me!�

They pissed and they moaned,
They slithered and cried.
� Last time we did this,
We damn near died!�

� You two fuckers ready?�
Ranger growled through his teeth!
� If you don�t squat my weight,
You�re both giving me a piece!�

He wrapped his knees,
Then stepped to the rack.
Piled on 405lbs.
And placed it on his back!

Balls to the floor,
12 times, they did count.
They thought up excuses,
As fear began to mount.

� We�re not warmed up!�
WCP and E2 tried.
� That�s too much weight!�
The little faggots lied!

From the side came a whimper,
From a little man with no chin.
Ranger laughed out loud�.
It was just George Spellwin.

� Doing legs today little man?�
Ranger boomed through the gym.
� Why I�m doing chest!� George squeaked.
� That�s it�why yes, I am!�

� Then get your ass over here!�
Ranger said with a mock.
Little George stood up and whined,
� Oh my�Look at the clock!�

� I must be going,
I really must�you see!
Doing legs with you Ranger,
Just ain�t my cup of tea!�

George pointed with a finger,
With not one callus to be found.
He spoke to WCP and E2,
Who stood there not making a sound!

� Now this I can handle.�
He smiled with desire.
� Love those outfits fellas!
Yes!�Such fabulous attire!�

� They�re yours!� Ranger growled,
� Why they can�t even spot!
If your ass stays in here,
You fags are going to squat!�

Ranger pulled out his cock,
It fell to his knee!
WCP and E2 winced,
While George giggled with glee!

They looked away,
As Ranger stuffed it in his pants.
As George snickered and jumped,
And around Ranger, he pranced!

Johnny O came riding in,
On a bicycle with no seat.
With a long, thin prick,
He was beating his meat.

� Oh My! � Look at the muscles,
He said, licking his lips.
� Hop on George!�
We�re going on a trip!�

E2 and WCP,
Didn�t know what to do?
They surely couldn�t squat,
And they couldn�t swallow Goo!

� Well?� Yelled Ranger,
� Are ya squatting this day?�
They shook their heads NO!
And said,� Sorry�we�re GAY!�

� Then get the Hell out of here,
Ya four fucking queers!
Have a Merry Fucking Christmas,
And a Happy New Year!�

The Ranger

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wierdhappennings

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posted February 18, 2001 10:18 AM

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hahahahahahahahahahaa what a poem. its splendid absolutely splendid. marvelous just marvelous.


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JohnnyO

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posted February 18, 2001 10:39 AM

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Oh god! that's funny!


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coolhandluke

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posted February 18, 2001 12:07 PM

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lol!!!!!


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littlearnold1069

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posted February 18, 2001 12:38 PM

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god that poem is friggin' funny

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Decaman

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posted February 18, 2001 12:39 PM

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Bump for the old bastard. He had his reasons, and they were good ones. He will surely be missed.

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Just_Grow

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posted February 18, 2001 12:46 PM

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LOL..


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MICHLDAV

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posted February 18, 2001 01:21 PM

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Yes that's the one...Oh my god!! LoL*LoL*LOL*LOL* L M F A O *

Bumb for the damn - but heavenly- lyrics of the Ranger.
MICHLDAV/VIKING OF THE NORTH.

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Krusher

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posted February 18, 2001 01:31 PM

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The man is a comic/poetic genius! Take care bro.


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way2thin

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posted February 18, 2001 01:43 PM

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bump for all to see


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MUSTANG_18

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posted February 18, 2001 01:48 PM

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THAT IS SOME FUNNY STUFF!!! GREAT POEM RANGER

M18


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Frackal

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posted February 18, 2001 02:00 PM

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LOL!! Damn that was funny shit. When you read this ranger, thanks for all your help and good luck with whatever caused you to leave.


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bsjohnson

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posted February 18, 2001 02:27 PM

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Ranger as always help me, and I will never forget it. He will really be missed, and hopefully in a few mon. or years, he will be back to say HI.


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HUCKLEBERRY FINNaplex

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posted February 18, 2001 02:37 PM

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LMAO!!!..."Johnny O came riding in on a bicycle with no seat"ROTFLMAO...Ranger will be back one days fellas...I agree,his presence is priceless to this board.No one has been more helpful or made me burst out laughing more than the air-borne one.Half of his posts have had me in tears,lol...Take care of your self and get your ass back here soon buddy...

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big_bad_buff

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posted February 18, 2001 02:51 PM

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Ranger is nothing but a bitch, i always hated that bastard, nothing ever came out of that guy except BS name calling, i hope he rots for ever.........NAH! just kiddng, ranger is the man LOL, i think he ran off to mexico with a midget ampute! HAHAHAHAHHA


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Jeff_rys

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posted February 18, 2001 03:26 PM

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I even didn't notice he is no longer a mod.
The Ranger not being a mod is not a problem to me, but him no longer posting here is.
I hope you get back some day, yes YOU Ranger" the most inspiring of them all".

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Mikey D-time

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posted February 18, 2001 04:59 PM

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Seriously that has to be the funniest thing I have ever read. I can't believe that fuckin guy is gone, he was the best.
Later queers


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Deepsquat

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posted February 18, 2001 06:01 PM

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that was the best ranger poem ever!


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WarLobo

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posted February 18, 2001 06:35 PM

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It was not due to his poems, or anything of the sort.

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yiyangzhi

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posted February 19, 2001 05:52 AM

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I really hope the Ranger is back, otherwise half the humour on the board is gone...


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MICHLDAV

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posted February 19, 2001 10:52 AM

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WARLOBO, I know that's not the reason, but it was shortly after this...he joked about maybe being banned 'cause of the poem

BTW: starting my low dose t3 cycle soon.

Take care,
VIKING OF THE NORTH.


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posted February 19, 2001 12:35 PM

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Damn another good bro gone.. Something bad is happening here and I wish someone would be more upfront about it.

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posted February 19, 2001 12:41 PM

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I know the real reason, and its not been stated on the board and i will tell no one, exept trust NO ONE, ranger did and he got fucked

remember bros right now TRUST NO ONE!!!!!

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