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Mikey

Amateur Bodybuilder

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From:Just leaving your girlfriends house!
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posted February 12, 2001 04:09 PM

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1.) Need a source.
2.) Can I drink Winny
3.) I think I got scammed, its been two days.

Any other goods ones.


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Corleone

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posted February 12, 2001 04:11 PM

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"I'm scared of needles, so I want to use a cattle gun to inject Fina into myself"
No Flame intended, just found this thread extremely funny.

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ironbarbarian

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posted February 12, 2001 04:21 PM

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YYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!


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Mikey

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posted February 12, 2001 04:25 PM

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CAn't forget, are these real or fake.
My mom found my gear.
Do I need to pull back on the syringe.


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ironbarbarian

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posted February 12, 2001 04:29 PM

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??
please repharse, then i'll answer..

yes you need to pull back when injecting, yes your moma got pissed at you, and i dont know if its fake cos i dont know what you got.

give me a description of your gear, then i can help.

later.

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Swollen

Amateur Bodybuilder

Posts: 130
From:I am one of those dicks who will take advantage of any chance I can to swear and get away with it FUCK, BITCH, SHIT, ASS, MOTHERFUCKER
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posted February 12, 2001 04:29 PM

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I like these;

What can I drink?
I just started my cycle, now what should I do?

I can't stand posts entitled...

D-bol?
Sust?
Deca?
What is a good cycle for...?
Mods, Vets, need a cycle...

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Mikey

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posted February 12, 2001 04:36 PM

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Swollen, good ones. Any other good ones.
Are my Dbol fake. They look like ....
or how about..
I need a cycle?


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Hugh Gellatts

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posted February 12, 2001 04:48 PM

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Testerol rules!!!


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dcmh13

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posted February 12, 2001 04:52 PM

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How do I inject this?


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Hugh Gellatts

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posted February 12, 2001 04:53 PM

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can I inject Testerol. Then it would really rule!!!


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Judge Smales

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posted February 12, 2001 04:57 PM

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There are always a few that basically say "How can I get huge with no sides and without having to do any work or research?"

Those are the ones that piss me off!!


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Swollen

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posted February 12, 2001 05:01 PM

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I like that one smalls...

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curling

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posted February 12, 2001 05:13 PM

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Originally posted by Mikey:

quote:
2.) Can I drink Winny

I can't remember if this one was mine or not. But is it really such a bad question? If I remember right, there was a pretty good debate on whether you should or shouldn't drink it or not. I mean I don't care needle are no big deal to me but I am also not a needle freak.

I rather save my "ass" so to speak for the oil base roids that need to go there.


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Slopain

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posted February 12, 2001 05:14 PM

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I like any topic that had any part of the following phrases:

"OK Last time...blah blah"
"Whats the FINAL verdict..blah blah"
"NEED ANSWERS QUICK"

the first two are usually just a new creative way to ask if we can drink winny.

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Solid Steel

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posted February 12, 2001 05:43 PM

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Im a first time user so I dont want to use test. It is too dangerous!

I need a good oral cycle. Not that im afraid of needles just want to try the orals!

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Dread Lord Good Guy

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posted February 12, 2001 05:52 PM

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When I was a newbie, and hell I still am compared to the guru's of roids, I did not post dumb fucking questions about this roids.

I read the posts and the archive. I found all I needed there to continue.

I think newbies who ask these dumb questions are simply, stupid. wow, what a concept


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Tomo

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posted February 12, 2001 05:53 PM

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how about the infamous "clambuterol" question- that was funny- did anyone mention fina kit source and how to use it- redundancy my brothers- it will be the death of us all- tomo


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Mikey

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posted February 12, 2001 06:06 PM

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Best one: Do I need clomid?


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lawnsaver

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posted February 12, 2001 06:13 PM

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I like:

1- can you really drink winny??
2- Deca or EQ????
3- Do I need clomid???
4- I'm not asking for a source, but can some point me in the right direction?

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enigma

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posted February 12, 2001 06:40 PM

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Anything by Luvs, the dudes dumber than a shit sandwich.

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EXerTION

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posted February 12, 2001 06:45 PM

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The Best All-Time question I have seen was:

How do I use Clambuterol?

The responses to this thread had me rolling!!!

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machman

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posted February 12, 2001 08:15 PM

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you guys have some funny stories. Haven't been around long enough to see these ones. But tell me, did that guy REALLY want to know if he could drink winstrol? If he is serious he should go home and slam his head in the door a couple times!!! By the way I love my clambuterals with fries!!!MWAAAHAAHAA


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machman

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posted February 12, 2001 08:18 PM

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Okay, I just read the thread again and I see that it wasn't an original question...Now I want to know who the dumbass is who posted it originally!


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Mako the Shark

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posted February 12, 2001 08:38 PM

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Hmm...seems to be a real outbreak of disdain on this board in the last few days. I can imagine that hearing the same old shit again and again can be annoying. However questions on similar topics can be asked from a wide variety of perspectives. Everyone was new once...so were all of you. Its fun to joke but I hope none of you really take yourself so seriously that you actually ride your high horse


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Mass Monster

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posted February 12, 2001 08:45 PM

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----> I got these things my friend said they were amps, they are like glass bottles, can I just hit them with a hammer or bite the top off?

Mass Monster


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avenger

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posted February 12, 2001 09:03 PM

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there are tons of people out there that do think you can drink winny... are they crazy?


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Frackal

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posted February 12, 2001 09:41 PM

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I just bought 3 amps of sustenaon250, 1 amp of normahellas deca, and 23 d-bol pills. How should I cycle these and do I need to workout?


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Frackal

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posted February 12, 2001 09:41 PM

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and oh yeah how much weight will i gain off of this cycle?


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ArnoldWannaBe

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posted February 12, 2001 09:52 PM

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How about:

"I just did a 10-week cycle with 1500mg Sust, 500mg Test Prop, and 60mg D-bol ED and now I have bitch tits. Should I have gotten some nolvadex before I started my cycle?"


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Swollen

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posted February 12, 2001 11:20 PM

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I can't believe I forgot this one...

I just injected 2cc's in the right side off my sphincter. Is it supposed to hurt?
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Advisor_x

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posted February 13, 2001 12:14 AM

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It has to be the guy that post it this

What is Clambuterol?

Poor fellow got flamed for 2 days been a while since I laugh so hard.


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Hugh Gellatts

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posted February 13, 2001 12:18 AM

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"What is Clambuterol?"

It's a type of industrial strength odor neutralizing douche.


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Vanilla Gorilla

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posted February 13, 2001 01:23 AM

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Will my nuts shrink if I use steriods? I hate that one too.


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BigBazooka

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posted February 13, 2001 03:02 AM

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"DID BRAD PITT TAKE JUICE FOR FIGHT CLUB? HE WAS RIPPED TO THE BONE!

this question is asked every now and then, and sadly, some of the askers aren't newbies..anyways, that's THE most retarted question ever.

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