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BiggerisBetter

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From:Gainesville, FL, U.S.A
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posted February 12, 2001 12:50 PM

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Last week I saw this guy for the first time at the gym. He comes in and starts benching 135 and maybe gets it up 4 times. For the next set the idiot puts on 225 and tries to lift it without a spotter. I have never seen such a ghastly sight when the bar came down and falls on his chest. He broke 4 ribs and got carted out by EMS. Me and my buddy couldn't stop laughing, the bitch is lucky to be alive


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ironbarbarian

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posted February 12, 2001 12:53 PM

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what an idiot!!!!really it happened? how can somebody be so stupid....it took me some time for me to master that weight, what an idiot.....


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Green

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From:Gilbert, Az.
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posted February 12, 2001 12:59 PM

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You have to wonder what movie motivated him to get huge in one day! LOL


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E

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posted February 12, 2001 01:02 PM

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Fuck you, that bar really hurt when I dropped it dammit. I was watching pumping iron at a friends house and got really psyched up... how embarrassed do you think I was when ems had to cart me out of there and jerks like you were laughing huh? dickhead!!!

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mjp0504

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From: USA
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posted February 12, 2001 01:05 PM

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I just don't understand how any man can be so weak? Unless you weigh like 120 lbs., how can you not put up at least 200 pounds? YOu have to be the most unhealthy, unathletic piece of shit.


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Stealth Assasin

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From:One Step Behind Ya
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posted February 12, 2001 01:10 PM

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Im just glad you aint in my gym. If you see someone strugling with weight you should have offered him your experience.


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alpha1

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From:las vegas, nv
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posted February 12, 2001 01:54 PM

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He did the cockroach and he was doing negatives, hehehe! Probably, he lost his concentration. Hope he didn't get hurt.


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Daeo

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posted February 12, 2001 02:14 PM

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Man..WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BOARD COMING TO? It seems like everyone is laughing at other misfourtunes. I don't see how someone breaking their ribs or dropping a 75lb dumbell on their face is funny in the least bit. Those people may have gone beyond their capabilities but laughing at their accidents is just sick to me. In these posts no one asked if anyone was ok or even showed any concern about them at all. If the lifter was experience and injured himself would you have still laughed at him? Probably not...

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Mikey D-time

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From:Long Island
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posted February 12, 2001 02:22 PM

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Bump for Deao's reply. I don't think I could have said it better. Everyone is new at one time, many of us had experienced lifters to show us the ropes when we first started. Someone like the kid you speak of in this post was not as fortunite. I hope he has a fast recovery and isn't discouraged from the life of lifting that has been so good to all of us.


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LanceMontana

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posted February 12, 2001 02:23 PM

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That's pretty crazy. I bet he never tries that again. LM


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Rocco

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From:Pennsylvania
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posted February 12, 2001 03:10 PM

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This is one of my own personal archives. It was about 6 yrs ago, and i had just started training.

I started to train with one of the older bros at the gym, he kind of took me under his wing. He was a state champion powerlifter. He decided it was time for me to start doing deads..

He puts 135 on the bar and demonstrates for me the proper technique. I step up to the bar reach down and do my first couple of reps
and after i get to about 5 i got really lightheaded, and then i passed out in front off the whole gym, but the funny thing is, it fell right onto my chest, and pinned me to the floor I must off hit a nerve when i hit the floor because my arm started to convulse. They thought i fucked myself up.

Fortunetely i only hurt my pride......


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dcmh13

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From:tx
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posted February 12, 2001 04:59 PM

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I feel sorry for the guy, that shit had to hurt.


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