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LUVS2JUICE

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posted February 08, 2001 11:06 PM

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now that this got your attention I am truly sorry for shit that i have recently posted on this board..I am sorry for wanting to know how to make clomids in my cycle and nolvadex properly..I am now at the point where i dont know what to ask anymore because i feel anything i say is ganna come out the wrong way...I love elite fitness but I could see I am not wanted here so please send me to another Board where I could build tons of knowledge and people could have more respect for me on questions that could be asked over and over with help.


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timac

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posted February 08, 2001 11:07 PM

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BWHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


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slack3r

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posted February 08, 2001 11:09 PM

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man..why goto another board? there just going to treat you like shit too. How about this..stay on EF, **BUT**, dont post anything. Just read until you reach the IQ level of a crackbaby. Ok? Come back in a couple months and you might be worthy.


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Dieanabol

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posted February 08, 2001 11:10 PM

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This board is awesome


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LUVS2JUICE

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posted February 08, 2001 11:16 PM

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you guys are the only family i have...Seriously!!!! I depend on all of you..even you ranger


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timac

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posted February 08, 2001 11:17 PM

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your all we have too LUVS.


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Conan001

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posted February 08, 2001 11:19 PM

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YOUR FUNNY,,,,BBBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


CUT THE CRAP AND POST! MAKES ME HAVE A GOOD LAUGH EVERY KNOW AND THEN....


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The Ranger

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posted February 08, 2001 11:19 PM

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Read....Read.....Read!!!!!!

No.1 Your very young!
No.2 You must consider that the advice that you will be given is going to be from guys twice your size, would this work for you?
No.3 The questions you ask are easily explained using the search, and I do not tell people to search very often, but your lack of motivation to find answers, your less than average will power,not to mention intelligence will not be found in an amp, or tab!!!
No.4 You don't fucking listen!

And last but certainly not least....you can't make up your fucking mind half the time...I've got Enanth. I got Sus 250, I got winny how much can I do....I mean if you have ADD I can understand and can give you a great source for Adderal, but I will not hand you cycles that will fuck you up, and you pop your Momma's tit out of your mouth when your little pimply nuts shrink, and what happens....Ranger on the elitefitness board told me to inject 1,000mg's of Sus 250 in my temple....

And lastly....nice sympathy effort, but if you want sympathy from Ranger, look in the dictionary between SHIT and SPHYILLUS, you'll get none from me....and yes, I'm an asshole, but I never came into this world to win any popularity contest Bro!!!!!!

Ranger


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timac

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posted February 08, 2001 11:24 PM

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I'm bald, I'm a stripper, I've been in jail, my nuts shrunk........MAKE UP YOUR MIND


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HUCKLEBERRY FINNaplex

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posted February 08, 2001 11:32 PM

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LUVS-It's very simple.This could've all been avoided long ago if you had just quit being so unbelievably LAZY.Don't tell us the search sucks anymore,because we're tired of it.Get to know it,use it religiously BEFORE you ask your questions,and most importantly,QUIT JERKING OFF WITH THIS BOARDS SPACE...

I just know there's going to be some "woe is LUVS" folks jumping on this thread.It never fails,lol...


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Steriod_Virgin

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posted February 08, 2001 11:34 PM

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Hey Luvs, why dont you check out the mensa board.. http://www.mensa.org/

They will appreciate your genius there...


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JohnyJuice

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posted February 08, 2001 11:43 PM

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here is an anal fantasy for you... lick my o-ring


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Frackal

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posted February 08, 2001 11:43 PM

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hahahah luvs it just gets worse and worse. I don't believe you're for real anymore.


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LATTIMER

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posted February 08, 2001 11:48 PM

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I swear I dont know LUVS but I'm new and dont want to fuck up like this guy did!

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DDT2356

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posted February 08, 2001 11:55 PM

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awww I love you luvs... I mean Brandon....u r my anal fantasy...


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Gettin' Bigger

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posted February 09, 2001 12:01 AM

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LUVS, you faggot, stop posting this bullshit!!! Please!!!!! Just go stick 2 grams of clambutteroil in your O-ring and you will never have to take juice because you will be a hulk.


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JohnyJuice

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posted February 09, 2001 12:05 AM

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luvs,
Face it. you are this boards cum sponge. stop posting or change your name. wait, what am i saying. you always give people a good laugh. keep up the good work.


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Daeo

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posted February 09, 2001 12:40 AM

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quote:
Originally posted by LUVS2JUICE:
d..I am sorry for wanting to know how to make clomids in my cycle and nolvadex properly...

Hmm..sorry I don't know how to make clomids or nolvadex.

LUVS FOR MODERATOR

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Busy_Mind

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posted February 09, 2001 01:03 AM

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You know LUVS, I consider you an alternative to a beudeau(sp; that thing that squirts water to clean your asshole)!

You are the sorriest piece of shit I've ever known and seen on these boards that doesn't use the Search and isn't serious enough about this sport but yet wants to go all our juicing. Get a CLUE you fucking retard!!!...oops I said it, your a retard!

I hate to say it, but I can loft a frizbie in the air and my dog will catch it and bring it right back, but you... you wouldn't even know what a fuckin frizbie is or some shit, you'd probably clamp your jaws on a rear bumper on some old ladies car after licking your own shit!

Point being: Your one stupid motherfucker!!!
Ahahaahahaha!


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Mass Monster

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posted February 09, 2001 01:12 AM

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Haha, Luvs your a serious ass-wipe but you crack me up. You fucking rediculious, after reading those posts I seem to find my self at a loss of words

Mass Monster


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HUCKLEBERRY FINNaplex

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posted February 09, 2001 01:15 AM

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quote:
Originally posted by JohnyJuice:
here is an anal fantasy for you... lick my o-ring

BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHA!!!HeeHee....


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LONDON PURPLE

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posted February 09, 2001 01:21 AM

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LMFAO. I almost woke my son up when I read Ranger's reply. Good one


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Busy_Mind

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posted February 09, 2001 01:28 AM

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Seriously, he's got the brain capacity of a fucking ant!!!! I wish I could help the bro, but there's no way. This whole board is full of advice, and he doesn't learn a godamn thing every day that he's on here. Day in and day out we have tried to help him, but there simply is no hope... he has to do it on his own... and that my friends, is pretty impossible for him!

"Mommy, Mommy, I did a duty in my pants, wipe my asshole for me Mommy, ahhhh" -LUVS


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'ORCHITIS'

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posted February 09, 2001 01:40 AM

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quote:
Originally posted by The Ranger:
....I mean if you have ADD I can understand and can give you a great source for Adderal,
Ranger

Hey Ranger, I have ADD....so what are you saying here ...huh huh huh??? J/K with ya bro, but I seriously do have ADD.

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JohnyJuice

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posted February 09, 2001 01:41 AM

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i hope you wise up.


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Wombat

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posted February 09, 2001 01:44 AM

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LUVS-Stay on the board but change your name to LUVS TO FUCK UP


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Busy_Mind

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posted February 09, 2001 02:04 AM

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quote:
Originally posted by the biggest cumstain on the face of this planet LUVS2JUICE:
now that this got your attention I am gay and truly sorry for taking it up the ass one too many times..I am sorry for wanting to blow every big guy I see..I am now at the point where i dont know how to come out of the closet and admit to my parents that i'm really a sissy girl...I love elite fitness but I could see I am not wanted here cuz i'm so gay so please let me lick all your o-rings and make it up to you by swallowing, so please have anice big ol protein shake right now and let me go to work.


Oh geez!!!!!!!


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Shawn

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posted February 09, 2001 02:05 AM

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OMG lol.


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Frackal

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posted February 09, 2001 02:27 AM

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Damn BusyMind, you crack me up man. I bet luvs can't decide whether to kill you or suck your dick bro. Hahahaha


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TheDragon

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posted February 09, 2001 02:53 AM

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I dont even know what to say...you guys have said it all already...Luvs, youve been fried worse than anyone ive ever seen...but I always find the flames amusing, so in my opinion, i hope you stay with us..i need a good laugh now and then...LOL


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Vampire

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posted February 09, 2001 02:57 AM

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why is this not locked or erased?
SO IT IS OK TO POST COMPLETE "SHIT" TOPICS AROUND NOT SETTING A GOOD EXAMPLE FOR THE PEOPLE OF THE BOARD.

STOP WASTING MY AIR!!!

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Dread Lord Good Guy

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posted February 09, 2001 03:13 AM

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lov2juice with may1010 = night of hot anal loving


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Dread Lord Good Guy

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posted February 09, 2001 03:16 AM

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https://www.elitefitness.com/ubb/Archives/Forum1/08-2000/024496.html

"man behind Luvs2juice!!! Ready to see the smallest juice head!!?? click "


ALso more wisdom from da juicer

"OK FOR ALL YOU THAT DISSES ON ME!!! THIS IS THE MOST PATHETIC FUCKIN QUESTION EVER SO WHO EVER NEEDS TO KNOW HOW TO OPEN AN AMP FIGURE IT OUT SHMUCK AND DONT WASTE THESE GUYS PRECIOUS TIME BECAUSE THEY GET ENOUGH SHIT FROM ME!! OH YEAH, MY CAPS ARE ON CAUSE I AM SCREAMING NOW"


Let me " " something in that one more time.

"DONT WASTE THESE GUYS PRECIOUS TIME "

[This message has been edited by Dread Lord Good Guy (edited February 09, 2001).]


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Mass Monster

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posted February 09, 2001 04:31 AM

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Bump, to the top for the night crew 4:31am.


Mass Monster


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strengthmonster

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posted February 09, 2001 04:46 AM

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BWAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAHA!
That's woke me up on an otherwise shitty morning. You guys are gonna feel guilty when luvs tops himself. Maybe we should start a humor/comedy board and luvs could feel at home there.


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Kry

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posted February 09, 2001 05:18 AM

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LUVS why don't you stick a pin up your hole and see what kind of anal fantasy's you can come up with then...


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blackdream71

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posted February 09, 2001 09:55 AM

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HOLY S**T, i'm rolling, LOL


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anabolic24/7

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posted February 09, 2001 10:04 AM

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LMA @Luv's


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E-Toon

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posted February 09, 2001 10:36 AM

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Hey LuvstoGobbleNobs,

What does "ganna" mean? Are you trying to say gonna.

You spell expert, export, who does that.

Do yourself a favor, after you write your lame posts, cut and paste them on Microsoft Word and use the spell check... you might not seem like such an idiot if you could spell beyond the 3rd grade level.


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LittleSavage34

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posted February 09, 2001 11:57 AM

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hahaha...fucking funny subject line LUVS! You're not all I have! YOU ARE ALL I WANT! HAHAHAHAHAHA.

Hey, I'm sure other guys on here are married. Try to get their wives while you're at it.


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Wfabrizio

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posted February 09, 2001 12:28 PM

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Wombat....LMFAO.....

LUVS.....if the only "family" you have is this board, then you're in a world of shit brother. All I can say is, you must really love negative attention..

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jarabbit

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posted February 09, 2001 01:57 PM

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Luvs you made me laugh for a solid 5 minutes with this thread so for that I will not flame you as that has been done like a flame torch already. You guys are hilarious!


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Hoss

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posted February 09, 2001 03:29 PM

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I bet LUVS knows exactly what he's doing, and is laughing at all of us. No one can be that stupid...Can they?

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