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granny

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posted February 02, 2001 08:41 AM

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Greetings kids.

Granny here with an update on the Viagra/Testosterone experiment.

For those of you that helped out with advice on my initial post. Earl, (my wonderfull husband of 47 years) has started using the testosterone patch over 2 months ago for a waining interest in sex with me. Then he literally turned into a sex-machine. However my 70 year old body just couldn't hold up.

Thanks to some of your ideas i tried a half a pill of Viagra on those "special" nights along with a patch for myself.
In all honesty its like MAGIC. Earl's stamina has gone thru the roof and my orgasms are INCREDIBLE.

So if there are any older folks on the boards follow these steps and you too will thank me.

Thanks kids, you've made an old lady very happy.

granny


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The Ghost

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posted February 02, 2001 10:25 AM

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You've got to be kidding...


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The_Iron_Game

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posted February 02, 2001 10:28 AM

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BWAAAAAAHAAAAAAAA



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BIG HURT

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posted February 02, 2001 10:36 AM

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Go get em' Granny

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peckerwood

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posted February 02, 2001 10:44 AM

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glad to hear my advice on the big " V " worked . you two stay out of trouble and no heart attacks . now i'm off to puke !


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anabolic24/7

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posted February 02, 2001 10:45 AM

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You have scarred me for life with that mental picture


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Lord of the Pit

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posted February 02, 2001 10:50 AM

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I think I am going to puke!

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strengthmonster

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posted February 02, 2001 10:56 AM

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Reminds me of a joke:
An old geezer in an old people's home takes a fancy to a woman who is also staying there. One day he plucks up the courage to go and talk to her and after a while he says he would like to make love to her. She agrees that when everybody else goes on a day trip they both stay behind at the home and get down to it.
The old man goes to the woman's room and asks her how she likes to be made love to. She tells him that she loves a man to go down on her and asks him if he would mind. He says he would love to do that for her and goes for it.
After about 30 secs he comes back up and says that he is sorry but it just smells too bad down there. She thinks for a minute and tells him that it must be the arthritis. He looks and her confused and states that surely you can't get arthritis down there and even if you could it wouldn't cause that smell.
She says "No it's the arthritis in my shoulder, I can't wipe my ass properly!"


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peckerwood

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posted February 02, 2001 11:04 AM

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lol@strenghtmonster .haaaahhaaaa


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granny

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posted February 02, 2001 07:47 PM

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That was mean sonny..but Earl got himself a chuckle.

Well tonight is going to be special. We have a pint of TEN High and 2 more Viagra pills that we got from the internet. We are gonna paint the town red. I haven't felt this good in YEARS.

Thanks young-uns.

granny


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DREXX

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posted February 02, 2001 08:00 PM

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Have fun granny!

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peckerwood

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posted February 02, 2001 09:02 PM

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For some reason i still think this is BS ! Damn i don't even want to try and picture this again , shit ! Shouldn't have even went back into this one to read it ...aaahhhhhh


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Captain AnaboIic

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posted February 03, 2001 12:32 AM

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the horror

marlon brando
Apocalypse Now


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HUCKLEBERRY FINNaplex

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posted February 03, 2001 12:47 AM

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OH NO...GRANNY'S BACK!!!


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batman

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posted February 03, 2001 12:52 AM

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GRANNY JUST INTERESTED DOES YOU PUSSY GET NATURALLY WET WHEN YOUR HUSBAND WAVES HIS HORSE COCK IN FRONT OF YOUR FACE OR DO YOU HAVE TO USE LUBRICANT LIKE, K-Y, OR ASTRO GLIDE. ALSO DO YOU WHRER DENTURES AND IF YOU DO DOES YOUR OLD MAN PREFER YOU TO SUCK HIM OFF WITH OR WITHOUT THEN? HAVE FUN TONIGHT GRANNY IT'S ONLY FRIDAY YOU HAVE THE WHOLE WEEKEND TO GET FEED THE ONE EYED SNAKE!


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Wombat

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posted February 03, 2001 01:43 AM

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Granny --Whats up/ Apparently your mans dong, with the recent viagra purchase. Best fucking coin you ever spent, I bet --You old fucking horny bat. Watch out, your old bastard of a man will be looking at the young stuff. And this time he will be able to preform with them.


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