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peckerwood

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From:my mother
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posted January 31, 2001 01:55 PM

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ok don't laugh to hard , my old lady was reading all my stuff on pum-n-pose and want's to shoot it in her tits to puff them up ! i know , i know but this is what she want's ! this won't make them bigger will it ? shit i can't beleive i'm asking this !


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Spunky

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posted January 31, 2001 01:59 PM

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it would be very hard to get them in the right shape if it even worked... they would probably look deformed.. i wouldn't try it.


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PerfectRep

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posted January 31, 2001 02:03 PM

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Sure, why not. Dude, you have to be shitting me. Are you and girl sharing a room at the nuthouse? I'll assume you're bored and you felt like typing anything.
#1: It wouldn't be permanent.(Would leave them looking like shit.
#2: Risk infection or accidental intravenous contamination.(Pretty close to the heart. Boom she's dead.)
Get her some implants.


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peckerwood

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posted January 31, 2001 02:08 PM

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i've already told her every side effect , i'm not shiting you . actually i'm not bored i'm working , well ok i am bored . no shit she wanted me to ask anyway . she's hitting 50mg of win depot twice a week and 50mg of deca a week for the last four weeks and they are getting smaller .( she thinks ) . they are just getting more muscle i say .


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Julez

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posted January 31, 2001 02:08 PM

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I would'nt try it. I believe that breats have a high constution of water in the lypoma, I think that using this oil would give them a very odd shape and there is a very high risk of infection and possibility of a deep absces.

As someone pointed out there is a small but significant risk of hitting a vein.

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GLP

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posted January 31, 2001 03:11 PM

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I cant believe you actually asked that question myself


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Judge Smales

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posted January 31, 2001 03:14 PM

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If your girl wants to look like a deformed freak w/ lumpy tits she should definately do this. Otherwise, this is the worst idea I've heard in a long time (unless of course it's joke- then it would be pretty funny)


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xtreem

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posted January 31, 2001 03:48 PM

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just buy her some tits...the bigger/more muscular she gets the smaller they'll look anyway


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SUST-MAN

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From:CRESSKILL, NJ
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posted January 31, 2001 04:08 PM

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IF THEY FIT IN A CUP.....PUMP EM UP!

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Your not a fish...your a MAN! HOMO-ERECTUS!


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JohnyJuice

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posted January 31, 2001 04:44 PM

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get her on some a-bombs and dbol, she'll have the biggest fucking tits in like 6 weeks. seriously though, please talk her out of it. has she tried the pill (birth control)?


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JohnyJuice

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posted January 31, 2001 05:07 PM

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tell her that semen contains an enzyme that promotes breast tissue growth... then fire a load on her.


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dsnuts

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posted January 31, 2001 05:43 PM

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i say that they are the same size. They fit in my mouth just like they always have!


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SaleenPimp

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posted January 31, 2001 06:18 PM

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If you want to pull a really funny joke, that is, if she hasn't heard this one before.......

Just say, You want your tits to be bigger, right?

She say "Yes"

Well honey, why don't you try rubbing toilet paper between your breasts?

When she asks, "Why the hell would I do that?"

Say, WELL IT'S BEEN WORKING GOOD FOR YOUR ASS THE PAST FEW YEARS!!

HAHAHAH!!

Women love that one....
But don't forget to be ready to block or duck!!


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