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Author | Topic: Anyone have this problem from spanking it too much????? | ||
Freak ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 1832 |
It's no secret that when I'm on I had to "maintenance" myself 2 or 3 times a day on top of what my girlfriend can dish out. The problem is that I'm losing a lot of fat in my shoulders and my fucking right trap is huge compared to my left. I know that spanking has to be the culprit because I get a nice burn going on if I don't have good concentration and it takes a bit to finish. Not to mention a bit of a pump. You guys are probably starting to wonder exactly how I spank it to get a pump but it's nothing out of the ordinary. I've been practicing for too many years to not be doing it right. Anyway how can I catch it up? I'm way to uncoordinated with the ol lefty so I can't switch hit. Not spanking it isn't an option either. I know this sounds funny but it's totally true. I can't be the only one? Later, Green ------------------ I GET MAD!!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Pro Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 444 |
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Cool Novice ![]() ![]() Posts: 47 |
Grab a dumbell and do shrugs with the left hand while you spank? LOL ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 113 |
TIME FOR FIDO AND THE PENUT BUTTER !!!!!! WORKS EVERYTIME ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Cool Novice ![]() ![]() Posts: 33 |
Bro, if you have to spank it that often, your girlfriend just aint doing her job. Tell her you need it more often. If she can't hang you are just going to have to go get some strange stuff to fill the gap. Otherwise I guess you should just keep spanking it with your right hand and do some extra reps with your left arm and shoulder in the gym to catch up! LOL RICO ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Elite Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 1408 |
BWAAHHHHHHHH!!! And I thought I was the only one. ------------------ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Pro Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 388 |
That is funny as hell and crazy as hell! You are possible a sex addict and need help. Get your woman/women to work you day and night! You are hurting your recuperative abilities at that many times a day and I don't care what some of you think of that theory. If you are wacking off 3 times a day every day it tires you out and uses energy and resources that now have to go to replenish your reservoir. Focus man do it once in morning and get it from woman at night! Got balls posting that unless it was a joke! Sounds like a luvs2juice post. lol I hear you though the left just doesn't work. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Freak ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 1636 |
Thats some funny shit bro ------------------ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Pro Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 540 |
You can learn to use the left hand! I had to when I fractured my right wrist and all I had was my left hand to use. YOU CAN DO IT! ------------------ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Pro Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 540 |
Green, start practicing with your left hand ASAP!!! It take's time but keep at it! ------------------ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Pro Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 388 |
Use the force Luke! You don't need any hands just mind control! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Elite Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 923 |
post a pic ------------------ "I used to be a diabetic 'till i kicked it." "May all of your showers be golden." - Jerri Blank "I cried when I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. Then I laughed...really hard." ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 269 |
get an additional woman ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Freak ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 1832 |
Just for kicks I'll post a picture of me flexing them both and you'll get a good laugh. I have to get the film developed and then scaned. I'll post it probably in the next day or two tops. Later, Green As for the other woman part it sure would be nice to pull off but I live with my girl and we have a 5 month old son and I can't risk fucking that up. I love her but she can't come lose to my sex drive. Not even close. Especially when I'm on test. Later, Green ------------------ I GET MAD!!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Cool Novice ![]() ![]() Posts: 17 |
thats some funny shit!!!!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 163 |
You gotta go buy a dildo and start reamin' it up yer ass with the left hand. Since yer so far behind, don't wait until the notion to beat off hits you next. Don't put off till tomorrow what you can do today. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Pro Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 364 |
i think its called spankitalotus, a severe condition of no pussy. ------------------ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 223 |
i dont know why this is but the more i get, the more i spank. ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Cool Novice ![]() ![]() Posts: 46 |
Maybe you should get a blow up doll and keep her close by -- give Rosy a rest! They even have blow up sheep if you prefer something a bit more warm and fuzzy. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 206 |
You should get the old arnold video "spank and shrug" ![]() Mass Monster ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Freak ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 1832 |
I get laid daily it's just that I get boners and sex thoughts all the time. Hell I don't mind spanking the bastard I just don't want to look weird because of it. Maybe I'll spot shoot something. Can I shoot in the traps? Later, Green ------------------ I GET MAD!!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Novice ![]() Posts: 7 |
I kinda have the same problem, when I do front dumbell raises or any kind of raises for that matter my right shoulder is so much stronger than my left.. I know if I was a "lefty" it would be vice versa...years of shining the bishop is the only explanation I can think of. Also I have alot more cuts on my right forearm than my left..haha ------------------ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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