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Green

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posted January 28, 2001 11:45 AM

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It's no secret that when I'm on I had to "maintenance" myself 2 or 3 times a day on top of what my girlfriend can dish out. The problem is that I'm losing a lot of fat in my shoulders and my fucking right trap is huge compared to my left. I know that spanking has to be the culprit because I get a nice burn going on if I don't have good concentration and it takes a bit to finish. Not to mention a bit of a pump. You guys are probably starting to wonder exactly how I spank it to get a pump but it's nothing out of the ordinary. I've been practicing for too many years to not be doing it right. Anyway how can I catch it up? I'm way to uncoordinated with the ol lefty so I can't switch hit. Not spanking it isn't an option either. I know this sounds funny but it's totally true. I can't be the only one? Later, Green

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Les

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posted January 28, 2001 11:47 AM

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thanx for the laugh bro, I AM in tears!!!

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Kookyguy

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posted January 28, 2001 11:48 AM

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Grab a dumbell and do shrugs with the left hand while you spank? LOL


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BIGBALLS

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posted January 28, 2001 11:49 AM

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TIME FOR FIDO AND THE PENUT BUTTER !!!!!!
WORKS EVERYTIME


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Rico

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posted January 28, 2001 11:50 AM

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Bro, if you have to spank it that often, your girlfriend just aint doing her job. Tell her you need it more often. If she can't hang you are just going to have to go get some strange stuff to fill the gap. Otherwise I guess you should just keep spanking it with your right hand and do some extra reps with your left arm and shoulder in the gym to catch up! LOL

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ThePitbull

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posted January 28, 2001 12:00 PM

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BWAAHHHHHHHH!!!

And I thought I was the only one.

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jarabbit

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posted January 28, 2001 12:02 PM

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That is funny as hell and crazy as hell! You are possible a sex addict and need help. Get your woman/women to work you day and night! You are hurting your recuperative abilities at that many times a day and I don't care what some of you think of that theory. If you are wacking off 3 times a day every day it tires you out and uses energy and resources that now have to go to replenish your reservoir. Focus man do it once in morning and get it from woman at night! Got balls posting that unless it was a joke! Sounds like a luvs2juice post. lol I hear you though the left just doesn't work.


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The_Iron_Game

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posted January 28, 2001 12:11 PM

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Thats some funny shit bro

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Zeacky

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posted January 28, 2001 12:18 PM

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You can learn to use the left hand! I had to when I fractured my right wrist and all I had was my left hand to use.

YOU CAN DO IT!
YOU CAN DO IT ALL NIGHT LONG!

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Zeacky

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posted January 28, 2001 12:24 PM

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Green, start practicing with your left hand ASAP!!! It take's time but keep at it!

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jarabbit

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posted January 28, 2001 12:26 PM

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Use the force Luke! You don't need any hands just mind control!


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Burnboy

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posted January 28, 2001 12:50 PM

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post a pic

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mike peters

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posted January 28, 2001 01:03 PM

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get an additional woman


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Green

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posted January 28, 2001 01:14 PM

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Just for kicks I'll post a picture of me flexing them both and you'll get a good laugh. I have to get the film developed and then scaned. I'll post it probably in the next day or two tops. Later, Green

As for the other woman part it sure would be nice to pull off but I live with my girl and we have a 5 month old son and I can't risk fucking that up. I love her but she can't come lose to my sex drive. Not even close. Especially when I'm on test. Later, Green

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blackdream71

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posted January 28, 2001 01:41 PM

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thats some funny shit!!!!!!


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landry

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posted January 28, 2001 05:05 PM

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You gotta go buy a dildo and start reamin' it up yer ass with the left hand. Since yer so far behind, don't wait until the notion to beat off hits you next. Don't put off till tomorrow what you can do today.


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thesuperstar

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posted January 28, 2001 05:09 PM

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i think its called spankitalotus, a severe condition of no pussy.

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RRECEIVER

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posted January 28, 2001 05:15 PM

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i dont know why this is but the more i get, the more i spank.


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jbone

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posted January 28, 2001 05:51 PM

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Maybe you should get a blow up doll and keep her close by -- give Rosy a rest! They even have blow up sheep if you prefer something a bit more warm and fuzzy.


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Mass Monster

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posted January 28, 2001 05:57 PM

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You should get the old arnold video "spank and shrug"

Mass Monster


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Green

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posted January 29, 2001 12:52 AM

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I get laid daily it's just that I get boners and sex thoughts all the time. Hell I don't mind spanking the bastard I just don't want to look weird because of it. Maybe I'll spot shoot something. Can I shoot in the traps? Later, Green

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The_CR0W

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posted January 29, 2001 01:18 AM

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I kinda have the same problem,
when I do front dumbell raises or any kind
of raises for that matter my right shoulder is so much stronger than my left..
I know if I was a "lefty" it would be
vice versa...years of shining the bishop is the only explanation I can think of.
Also I have alot more cuts on my right forearm than my left..haha

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