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Ferrus

Amateur Bodybuilder

Posts: 53
From:Louisiana
Registered: Sep 2000

posted January 26, 2001 03:49 PM

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Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for muscles, gear, and Elite

Help, E2, hear the newbie's plea,
he says "two grams of test, at least daily"

2Thick replies, "hey no way, that's bunk, 200mg of deca, about once a month"

And heed el cubano "Do your source check", and e-mail a mod or your cycle's a wreck

BigPapaPump, ain't heard from you much, course I'm a newbie, I've been out of touch

But I know BIZ, he's "HAD ENOUGH OF THIS SHIT!", so I better not bitch or pitch a big fit

And hey Texas Guns, glad to see that you're back, I'm glad you and Mrs. Guns are back in the sack

Conan69, he of much bulk, instead of Conan, shoulda been called the "Hulk"

And oh Mr. H, I've been to your site,
but I'm still scared of Fina, the newbie's big fright

MattTheSkywalker, from way up above,
he ain't posted much lately, but shows newbies love

WCP, with iron hand, "don't source post,
or you're banned from this land"

MacrophageAlpha, where did you go,
I need some advice, and you're an old pro

Speaking of old pro, there is the War Lobo, he's not a kat kicker, he'd rather lick �er

And if I felt danger, I'd want me a Ranger, he's the old school (and his poems really rule)

Big Rick Rock, baby of the mods,
but if he keeps it up, one day of the gods

And ooh, B-Mom, finest of the women,
leave off that suit next time we go swimmin'

JohnnyO, JohnnyO, king of the queens,
you Miss Thang, we'll hang in New Orleans

And what about Drexx, is he the next mod, or Slopain, or Havoc, (he be ganja'd!)

Whoa!, Checkmatebloated, a hell of a name, yes I know where you live, but I won't play that game

Ulter and Bjaarki, old bro's (with new board), wisdom and strength, they carry the load

ajc, give you the shirt off his back,
(can I have mine now, in white and not black?)

And Stew Meat, Stew Meat, got the best protein powder, "it's got curds, it's got whey, it'll give you much power"

Badkins21, an Aggie with show, don't go to law school, go Mr. O

Mp5, man you so jacked, but I have to say, lose that gay cowboy hat

Rotten, my friend, I won't tease you,
I know what you lost, I lost one too

and BigJay81, "the Newbie's must SEARCH",
he of ALL CAPS, flames so hard that it hurts

So many others deserving of mention,
some funny, some goofy, some need intervention

But most of all (and here I'm a kiss-ass), big props to George, for making it last

And now Iron God, I bid fare well and fare hearty

PS - make sure I'm invited to the LUVS2JUICE party!


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conan69

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posted January 26, 2001 04:55 PM

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funny shit bro

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freak daddy

Elite Bodybuilder

Posts: 1072
From:the dark
Registered: Oct 2000

posted January 26, 2001 05:05 PM

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excellent!!!

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"i'll kill you and your dreams, then begin you life" dracula 2000
"only take advice from people you want to be like"
freak daddy


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Slopain

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Posts: 4556
From:Yo Aunties Pad
Registered: Jan 2000

posted January 26, 2001 05:07 PM

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- If you want 1 year of prosperity, grow grain. If you want 10 years of prosperity, grow trees. If you want 100 years of prosperity, grow people. -

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timac

Elite Bodybuilder

Posts: 1315
From:........texas D/FW
Registered: Jul 2000

posted January 26, 2001 05:09 PM

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ha haaaaaaaa...nice


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AZtallguy

Amateur Bodybuilder

Posts: 150
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Registered: Nov 2000

posted January 26, 2001 05:11 PM

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that was awesome.I actually laughed out loud reading it.Ranger watch out it looks like you have some competition.

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GLOVES ARE FOR THOSE TOO WEAK TO HOLD THE WEIGHT

In the Great words of Brad Knight "Lift it pussy!"


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1911

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posted January 26, 2001 05:15 PM

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Heh heh. Funny stuff, man!

Later,


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Never Enough

Amateur Bodybuilder

Posts: 98
From:Somewhere you won't go!
Registered: Oct 2000

posted January 26, 2001 05:36 PM

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Good job bro!!
Funny shit.


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Buld0g

Pro Bodybuilder

Posts: 439
From: don't worry 'bout it
Registered: Apr 2000

posted January 26, 2001 05:42 PM

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Good stuff bro... But you forgot to mention me.

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"It's like mind over matter. If you don't mind... IT DON'T MATTER"
-John Gotti, when asked how he felt about his life sentence



My web site...
http://www.geocities.com/richmaffei/pages/home.html

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jbone

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posted January 26, 2001 07:05 PM

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Good for a laugh! Thanks!


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The Ranger

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posted January 26, 2001 08:18 PM

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Fucking-A Bro......Out-Fucking-Standing...!!!

Bump this Muther...!!!

Ranger


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Steriod_Virgin

Elite Bodybuilder

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posted January 26, 2001 09:20 PM

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Good stuff man... lol


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kram696969

Elite Bodybuilder

Posts: 692
From:burnaby, bc, canada.
Registered: Apr 2000

posted January 26, 2001 09:29 PM

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good post. bump

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God Forgives, I Don't...


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bsjohnson

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posted January 27, 2001 01:28 AM

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God damn, you see, they think us Louisiana boys aren't smart, and we can't talk right...LOL...

Ferrus, that was a great post... Bumping this up for the night crew!!!


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Future One

Elite Bodybuilder

Posts: 775
From:Somewhere in Canada, sometime in the far future...
Registered: Jul 2000

posted January 27, 2001 01:56 AM

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Funny! but I feel left out now :-( oh well...

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"Mr. Phillips, are you honestly telling me that people are really going to believe that I'm the 'before,' and he's the 'after'?"



Johnny had spent the best years of his life there, playing with the other children, running, laughing, and experiencing the wonders of nature through innocent eyes. He even sneaked his first kiss there from Becky Thompson while standing underneath the slide, so there was no way in hell he was going to let CostCo put another store on "his" playground.


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DREXX

Elite Bodybuilder

Posts: 1274
From:Canada
Registered: May 2000

posted January 27, 2001 04:06 PM

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Very Good!

This guy will keep Ranger and his toes with his great writting ability

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Iron God

Elite Bodybuilder

Posts: 963
From: Parts Unknown
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posted January 27, 2001 04:10 PM

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Good skills...another warrior poet among us.


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Stew Meat

Pro Bodybuilder

Posts: 330
From:Louisiana
Registered: Jul 2000

posted January 28, 2001 01:30 AM

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LMAO!!!

-Stew


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