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Author | Topic: O/T - The Newbie Prayer (inspired by Ranger) | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 53 |
Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for muscles, gear, and Elite Help, E2, hear the newbie's plea, 2Thick replies, "hey no way, that's bunk, 200mg of deca, about once a month" And heed el cubano "Do your source check", and e-mail a mod or your cycle's a wreck BigPapaPump, ain't heard from you much, course I'm a newbie, I've been out of touch But I know BIZ, he's "HAD ENOUGH OF THIS SHIT!", so I better not bitch or pitch a big fit And hey Texas Guns, glad to see that you're back, I'm glad you and Mrs. Guns are back in the sack Conan69, he of much bulk, instead of Conan, shoulda been called the "Hulk" And oh Mr. H, I've been to your site, MattTheSkywalker, from way up above, WCP, with iron hand, "don't source post, MacrophageAlpha, where did you go, Speaking of old pro, there is the War Lobo, he's not a kat kicker, he'd rather lick �er And if I felt danger, I'd want me a Ranger, he's the old school (and his poems really rule) Big Rick Rock, baby of the mods, And ooh, B-Mom, finest of the women, JohnnyO, JohnnyO, king of the queens, And what about Drexx, is he the next mod, or Slopain, or Havoc, (he be ganja'd!) Whoa!, Checkmatebloated, a hell of a name, yes I know where you live, but I won't play that game Ulter and Bjaarki, old bro's (with new board), wisdom and strength, they carry the load ajc, give you the shirt off his back, And Stew Meat, Stew Meat, got the best protein powder, "it's got curds, it's got whey, it'll give you much power" Badkins21, an Aggie with show, don't go to law school, go Mr. O Mp5, man you so jacked, but I have to say, lose that gay cowboy hat Rotten, my friend, I won't tease you, and BigJay81, "the Newbie's must SEARCH", So many others deserving of mention, But most of all (and here I'm a kiss-ass), big props to George, for making it last And now Iron God, I bid fare well and fare hearty PS - make sure I'm invited to the LUVS2JUICE party! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Moderator ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 1770 |
funny shit bro ------------------ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Elite Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 1072 |
excellent!!! ------------------ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 1315 |
ha haaaaaaaa...nice ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 150 |
that was awesome.I actually laughed out loud reading it.Ranger watch out it looks like you have some competition. ------------------ In the Great words of Brad Knight "Lift it pussy!" ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Pro Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 542 |
Heh heh. Funny stuff, man! Later, ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 98 |
Good job bro!! Funny shit. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Pro Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 439 |
Good stuff bro... But you forgot to mention me. ![]() ------------------ [This message has been edited by Buld0g (edited January 26, 2001).] ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Cool Novice ![]() ![]() Posts: 39 |
Good for a laugh! Thanks! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Moderator ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 3368 |
Fucking-A Bro......Out-Fucking-Standing...!!! Bump this Muther...!!! Ranger ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Elite Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 612 |
Good stuff man... lol ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Elite Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 692 |
good post. bump ------------------ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Elite Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 633 |
God damn, you see, they think us Louisiana boys aren't smart, and we can't talk right...LOL... Ferrus, that was a great post... Bumping this up for the night crew!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Elite Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 775 |
Funny! but I feel left out now :-( oh well... ------------------
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Elite Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 1274 |
Very Good! This guy will keep Ranger and his toes with his great writting ability ------------------ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Elite Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 963 |
Good skills...another warrior poet among us. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Pro Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 330 |
LMAO!!! -Stew ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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