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Rico

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posted January 24, 2001 11:49 PM

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After 5 weeks on my first cycle my wife is starting to get suspicious and keeps asking me how I am getting ripped so quick. I tell her it is from protein shakes and hard work, but I don't think she buys it...All her friends tell her I am taking steroids. My girlfriend is cool with it, but I don't think my wife would be so understanding.


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hookitup

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posted January 24, 2001 11:52 PM

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did I miss something here???


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Natymike

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posted January 24, 2001 11:59 PM

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HAHA, well as long as your girlfriend is cool with it.

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JUICESEEKER

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posted January 25, 2001 12:03 AM

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YOU ARE IN AN EXTRA-MARITAL AFFAIR AND YOU ARE WORRIED ABOUT YOUR WIFE FINDING OUT YOU USE STEROIDS? THAT'S A TRIP!


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Rico

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posted January 25, 2001 12:04 AM

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Well..it started innocently enough by me being nice enough to spot for a little blonde hardbody at the gym.

Unfortunately mama was home on the couch eating bon-bons.


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thesuperstar

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posted January 25, 2001 12:13 AM

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that is funny as hell. wny not tell her the truth? then again you have a girlfriend. that is funny.

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roadruler

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posted January 25, 2001 12:14 AM

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THIS IS FUNNY!!!


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slack3r

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posted January 25, 2001 12:36 AM

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haha..i felt sorry for him at first, then read the girlfriend thing after my wife..had to read it a few times


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JohnyJuice

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posted January 25, 2001 12:45 AM

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haha. tell your wife you are doing crazy ab work with all those thrusts you're firing at the girlfriend. Classic.


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Dread Lord

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posted January 25, 2001 02:04 AM

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Deny, Deny, Deny


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Haas

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posted January 25, 2001 02:12 AM

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g/f, wife? who gives a f*uck?
Be honest with yourself and let the rest fall where it may...If you have to lie about shit then you are just dissn' yourself.


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jersey boy

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posted January 25, 2001 03:03 AM

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You are probably getting ripped from all the f*ing you are doing. LOL. Honestly though, be honest, start slow and if possible show some sort of easy to read research and perhaps introduce her to someone that uses whom she trusts to explain to her the pros and cons, then let her decide.

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ironmaster

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posted January 25, 2001 04:46 AM

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If you are fucking around on your wife, you may have a divorce in your future. Don't give her any ammo to use against you. I would not be with any woman who didn't share my interests and that I had to keep secrets from.


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gymratpa

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posted January 25, 2001 08:09 AM

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lol
your wife will own everything.


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Haas

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posted January 25, 2001 08:12 AM

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Doing AS, and telling lies.
Dude, one thing leads to another...typical selfish gym rats that we are... Pretty soon you will have a drug habit, no wife and hardly be able to keep ANY g/f. Your life will crumble to the ground. Live and learn. We all have to SEE for OURSELVES!


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superdave

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posted January 25, 2001 08:46 AM

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Your screwed, spill the beans

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BigGerry

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posted January 25, 2001 08:47 AM

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Start the coversation with by the way honey did i tell you i'm banging the little blond down at the gym, then slip in the fact that you also juice.I guarantee she won't even notice.Dude you have three choices here-

1)Ditch the girlfriend, work on the marriage and then confess about the gear if you want to.
2)Leave your wife take up with the blonde who will probably soot your gear for you happily ever after,but will you be happy?
3)Do nothing and try to maintain the status quo.Sooner or later she'll probably discover one or the other anyway.

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king conan

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posted January 25, 2001 12:20 PM

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well bubba the first thing you do is go to
your dresser and PUT ON SOME FUCKIN DRAWERS
AND JUST TELL HER!!!


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MP5

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posted January 25, 2001 12:27 PM

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What good could possibly come from telling her?

She is not going to shut-up about it, she will still run her mouth.

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