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Topic: LISTEN UP JUICE MONKEYS!!!!!!!!!!!

johnnylove

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posted January 23, 2001 04:40 PM

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Well from my experience most juicers are people with low self esteem or low will power and are mentally weak. They take drugs because they can't earn there way through the hard work and dedication that us normal lifter's do. In some cases as in the competitive circuit drugs are a must to compete, but I'm talking about us non-pro's, I'm talking about those guys who play on high school football teams or the guys who lift as a hobby. Alot of guys I know follow this routine:

1) Go on some drug that they get from a local gym rat. Usually are skinny or under 200 lbs.
2) Inject themselves with some drug they don't know the side effects or dosage of.
3) Eat like pigs and Gain muscle at an incredible fast rate. Be over 225 lbs in little time.
4) Go tanning and then clubbing.
6) Pick up slutty woman with the snap of there fingers.
7) Lose there muscle gains, have smaller testicles, severe acne on the face and back and get sickly.
8) Fall into depression, stop using drugs period or go on another cycle to gain back what they lost.

Now this is the sad truth, Ive seen and heard stories of alot of guys doing this. In the clubs I go to I usually see 4-5 juicers like this, they are usually the same age as me and are usually twice as big, which is impossible to get naturally at the same age. I myself am 6"1 and 212 lbs right now so Im no pip squeak but these guys are huge!. I have one friend who has been lifting from day 1 way back in grade 6-7 and he is one big guy but even him can't match up at all to the clubs bouncers which are juiced to the max or to the juicers. The thing with those juicers is that there gains come and go like tides on the sea, I never see the same roider at the club for more than a few months, his bitch tits and bad acne keep him at home after crying to mommy. Stupid roid bitches. My best advice to you future juicers out there is to go to a gym, lift weights steadily for 3 years, after that you should have a physique that is very good and that the woman will find more than appealing, hard work never hurt anyone.