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granny

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posted January 19, 2001 12:52 PM

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Greetings to all.

As you can tell from my handle i am a granny. I am currently 5' 3" and i weigh 145lbs. I have been doing alot of research on AS and i finally have a question for all of you.

I am 72 yrs old BTW. My husband is currently using the Testosterone patch as prescribed by our family physician. His sex drive has SKYROCKETED!!! and i want to be able to keep up with him in the bedroom...lol..(if you know what i mean..hehehe) Can someone pls tell me if a small dose of testosterone could get my drive back up?
I know they say no test for women but guys i'm 72 "what the hell do i have to lose huh?"

I mean we really want to tear it up in the bedroom every day like when we were younger.
My body is a bit older but inside i still feel alive. My husband is quite hung for his age (around 7 inches)and i still have an attarctive body also.( c cups)

I am certainly wanting to try one of his patches just for the sake of trying. Does anyone think it could really be that bad?..(for my health)?

Thanks for your time. Any feedback will be appreciated.

Granny


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CLEMDOG

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posted January 19, 2001 12:56 PM

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this is a joke right? do you think 'grannies', use lingo like 'hung' or 'tear it up'? LOL


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ultragainz

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posted January 19, 2001 12:56 PM

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oh my god!!!!! 1/4cc of test i guess or 50mgs???test cream might help..

AND THATS THE BOTTOM LINE GRANNY!!!!!!
P.S.GAMEOVER!!!!!!


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Pimp C

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posted January 19, 2001 12:58 PM

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get some extacy or ghb from your grandkids.LOL


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ultragainz

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posted January 19, 2001 12:58 PM

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i feel sick sorry granny but i really do

AND THATS THE BOTTOM LINE!!!!!!
P.S.GAMEOVER!!!!


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THE BOUNCER

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posted January 19, 2001 01:01 PM

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BWAHAHAHAHAHA, THIS IS SOME KIND OF SICK JOKE RIGHT??


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HUCKLEBERRY FINNaplex

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posted January 19, 2001 01:03 PM

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WTF?!?LMAO!!!No way this is real...Ranger,quit f*ckin around bro,lol....


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Big Buck

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posted January 19, 2001 01:05 PM

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ha, ha, ha...The old man being "tearing up" Granny....ha, ha, ha!!!


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ultragainz

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posted January 19, 2001 01:06 PM

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i cant be a joke!she wants to get laid,eeeewwwwwwwwww so anyone here well lay make her wish come true?lol what about pimp c? you a pimp bro,pimp on her lol....j/k
AND THATS THE BOTTOM LINE!!!!!
P.S.GAMEOVER!!!!!


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Judge Smales

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posted January 19, 2001 01:06 PM

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OK. If this is for real- there is a Test pill available by prescription in the US for exactly this situation. Unfortunately I don't know the name of the drug, but it definately exists. Ask your Dr.


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granny

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posted January 19, 2001 01:06 PM

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hmmm....Ok boys...Lets quit acting like children and get back to the subject matter at hand.

I realize the thought of a woman my age actually having sex may sound odd to you but believe me...YOUR grandparents are probably the same way...you just don't want to think about it.

Pls help me out with some positive feedback. NO jokes pls.

granny


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CasperCasper

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posted January 19, 2001 01:08 PM

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take a quater of viagra 100mg . no shit it'll work . hey , i'll stop by and test it for ya to , what the hell huh ?


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CLEMDOG

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posted January 19, 2001 01:08 PM

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well if this is serious, umm, get some viagra, it works quite well for women too.


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PerfectRep

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posted January 19, 2001 01:09 PM

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I have a fetish for grandmas. Can grandpa and I be the bread and you be the meat. Know what I mean?


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ultragainz

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posted January 19, 2001 01:10 PM

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ok granny i guess iam sorry if i made you upset lol you well get your sex drive up,i guess.and one more thing you get around dont you granny?later granny
AND THATS THE BOTTOM LINE!!!!
P.S.GAMEOVER!!!!!


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THE BOUNCER

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posted January 19, 2001 01:11 PM

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YOU SHOULD JUST GO SOMEWHERE ELSE BECAUSE THIS IS TO DAMN FUNNY TO GET ANY ADVICE. BWAHAHAHAH


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The_Iron_Game

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posted January 19, 2001 01:15 PM

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LMAO off,

if you are for real gran, then go to the womans chat board and ask them. Ewwww, there was no need to tell us how well hung your hubby was, dont think someone would give that info out, joke right?

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ultragainz

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posted January 19, 2001 01:16 PM

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so granny do you bendover for the doctor?

AND THATS THE BOTTOM LINE!!!!
P.S.GAMEOVER!!!!!!


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Hardcore4Evr

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posted January 19, 2001 01:21 PM

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My God, isn't this the laugh of the day. WTF is this? Gotta be bullshit.....no granny talks like that! HAHAHA!

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