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 IF YOU ARE NEW TO THE BOARD DO YOURSELF A FAVOR AND READ THIS.......PLEASE.
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 245 |
TO ALL NEWBIES AND VETERAN MORONS: THIS IS NOT TO FLAME YOU, BUT TO MAKE YOU MORE AWARE OF YOUR STUPIDITY AND KEEP YOU FROM MAKING AN ASS OF YOURSELF! 1) DO NOT POST ASKING FOR A GODDAMNED SOURCE!!!! Only a moron would ask this and expect a reputable source to answer. Get to know people on the board and you will get pointed in the right direction. If you make a stupid shit out of yourself, you'll NEVER get a source! 2) Before you order from a source, check these scammers lists to keep from gettin ANALY VIOLATED. Why the hell would you send your money to someone you don't trust? E-mail a mod, but don't sound like a brat and demand an answer. Elitefitness mods can KICK YOUR ASS, remember that! 2a)If you are a source....or a scammer, QUIT FUCKING POSTING on our board. We don't want your dogshit posts dirtying our quality message board. 2Thick knows where you live and will stab you with a syringe.
4a) For those newbies that are less mentally inclined, we suggest you never do steroids. If you can't learn how to use a fucking search engine, we don't trust you with a needle and testosterone. May we suggest finger painting as a new entertaining hobby. 5) These are a couple of things NOT to do on this board. DO NOT post a message asking for head! DO NOT list scammers on the board. If you do you better have a way to back it up or the source will put a cap in your ass! EMAIL A MONITOR FIRST, with the details! DO NOT ask STUPID questions! 6) Things to do on this board. DO READ, READ, READ! DO EMAIL a moderator when in doubt. You can find their email address on the top left hand corner. DO make friends here. DO enjoy this board. There are 10,000+ posts on this board. Very possible your question about ball shrinkage has been answered already. DO Read a couple of pages of the board to get some knowledge of the board and on A.S.'s. 7)where to get syringes and how to inject yourself.. good information provided by 2Thick. (if you're going to stab yourself, do it right!) : http://www.angelfire.com/biz5/syringes 8) Last but not least: As long as you don't make a complete ass out of yourself within the first few days, welcome to ELITE FITNESS BOARD. It is the best you will find around, and it has the most knowledgeable people here. Don't bother about introducing yourself as long as you know what you're doing. There's so many fucking newbies we can't keep them straight so just go ahead and act like a non-newbie and make your MARK!!! ------------------     | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 134 |
you mean i have to do all that shit just to keep from being "anally violated" or "have my salad tossed." dude you totally went about this the wrong way. gee im glad you know everything cause i sure dont. thats why i ask questions and, yes, i do occasionally slip up with a stupid ass question. it happens. its not that big of a deal. and anyone else whos reading this, dont be afraid to ask a question. if its dumb you might get some shit but who cares. its your body your gonna be sticking a needle into and getting an answer is alot more important than some dude on another computer who thinks hes the shit because he knows everything and you dont. by the way showtime i think youd make a great cop. i think this board needs to chill out a few degrees instead of throwing out idle threats for the wasting of your precious time. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder 
Posts: 617 |
i agree, who the hell made you the new sheriff in town..you haven't been here too long yourself.. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 245 |
hey who the fuck are you two clowns? I never said I was the new sheriff or that I knew everything. I said that alot of ridiculous, pointless shit could be cut down if motherfuckers would use thier heads a little bit instead of asking questions that would take less time for them to answer themselves. the only thing that post says, besides a bunch of extremely helpful info, which you two dipshits obviously managed to overlook is that people should do thier homework...not only for the fact of saving peoples time..but to educate themselves about what the fuck they are about to put into thier bodies. As far as you two telling me what I can and can't post...go fuck yourselves. [This message has been edited by showtime2000 (edited January 15, 2001).] | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 366 |
i like this post...an edgy version of the "newbie" post. Bump it up! | ||
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Cool Novice 
Posts: 13 |
As a newbie myself, I didn't find it insulting. There was some helpful things included, but some of the people here need to think back to when they started and remember all the questions they had. Then they might not be so hard on someone when they slip up. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 409 |
I`m agree with Showtime2000. And Recoome relax, the amount of your posts or his posts doesn`t mean anything. This is a good info for newbies. [This message has been edited by Retabolil2 (edited January 15, 2001).] | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 107 |
back up there ya go... | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 101 |
Showtime is right! And, his post is not only informative, but hillarious as well. That's exactley the way a newbie thread should be done. He doesn't have to be a moderater to post what he did; he only has to be right and he is. Good job Showtime! ------------------ |
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posted January 14, 2001 08:05 PM