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 TOP TEN SIGNS OF A PRO STERIOD USER!
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Cool Novice 
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TOP TEN SIGNS YOU ARE A PRO STEROID USER, AS WRITTEN BY A NOVICE: 1) YOU BASH EVERYONE ON THE ELITEFITNESS BOARD REGARDLESS OF POSTED TOPIC 2) YOU KICK IN THE DOOR ON YOUR NEW SUV DURING A SUDDEN "ROID RAGE" 3) "SORRY KIDS, NO CHRISTMAS THIS YEAR, DADDY NEEDS LOTS OF ARIMIDEX AND CLENBUTEROL" 4) YOU TELL ALL THE NOVICE USERS THIS ABOUT THEIR FIRST CYCLES - "THOSE DOSAGES ARE WAY TOO LOW. I'D GO WITH ATLEAST 750MG TWICE WEEKLY, STACK WITH LOTSA ANADROL AND DIANABOL, GYNO SHOULD'NT BE A PROBLEM" 5) YOU HAVE MORE NEEDLES AND SYRINGES STASHED IN YOUR CLOSET THAN THE LOCAL HOSPITAL 6) "HAIR LOSS? WHAT HAIR?" 7) YOUR CYCLES ARE SO COMPLICATED AND STACKED YOU HAVE TO STUDY THEM FOR AN HOUR BEFORE ADMINISTERING THE DRUGS 8) YOU CANCEL THE 3 WEEK FAMILY VACATION TO FLORIDA SO YOU CAN USE THE MONEY TO HAVE YOUR "GYNO" REMOVED 9) YOUR MUSCLES ARE SO DISGUSTINGLY CUT AND RIPPED THAT YOU CAN COUNT EACH INDIVIDUAL MUSCLE FIBER AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST... 10) ACNE, ACNE, ACNE!!! SINCERELY, YOUR FRIENDS, THE NOVICES     | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 62 |
hahaha, nice job! | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder 
Posts: 1329 |
WHILE YOU MAY BASH EVERYBODY ON THE BOARD, YOU NEVER, EVER OFFER SINCERE OR CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM OF THE SITE AND ALWAYS REMEMBER TO KISS GEORGE'S ASS -- OTHERWISE YOUR THREADS WILL BE DELETED. Dexter ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 238 |
I don't like that message... ------------------ | ||
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Moderator 
Posts: 1637 |
nah i dont like that post either the only novices that get flammed are the ones that dont do the proper research first. ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 439 |
isnt DDT the one that said they would DO Luvs2? Then there was some dialog whether DDT WAS Luvs2...well, this post was humorous in a differnet fashion and WAY too clever fors Luvs2...therefore, I conclude that DDT is NOT Luvs2.  | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 48 |
DDT, IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, LEAVE! DON'T LEAVE MAD, JUST LEAVE! | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 924 |
Ranger?? It's been awhile bro. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 682 |
you forgot to add we love and laugh at lil naturals that make these comments....LOL ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 178 |
DDT (aka Luvs2juice), I thought you were going to leave, not just change your username? | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 34 |
I AM NOT LUVS2JUICE YOU GUYS! I SURE LIKE MY TOP TEN LIST THOUGH. ITS TRUE, IT'S WAY TO CLEVER FOR LUVS2 JUICE TO WRITE, HEHE. I FIND IT HILARIOUS. I LIKE IT HERE, THERE IS GOOD INFO. I JUST LIKE COMEDIC SARCASM, ESPECIALLY WHEN IT IS WRITTEN BY ME!!! I DON'T KNOW WHY U THINK I'M LUVS2JUICE, I'VE BEEN REGISTERED SINCE JAN 01. YOU GUYS ALWAYS BASH THE NEW GUYS SO I THOUGHT I'D BASH THE PROS. AN EYE FOR AN EYE. I AM NOT NATURAL AS OF ONE MONTH AGO!! | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 658 |
Hey I got 4 out of ten does that mean I'm just an amateur???? ------------------ If you enjoy it today you can always do it again tomorrow. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 238 |
Similarity #1 that DDT is LUVS THEY BOTH WRITE EVERYTHING IN ALL CAPS. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 178 |
the fact that you opened an account on Jan.1 does not prove you are not luvs, it just demonstrates that you became aware of the animosity other board members harboured towards you, so you required an alternate alias | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 439 |
Showtime, I am totally opposite you here on this one....that DDT IS Luvs. point number 2, this guy (?) spells most words correctly, where Luvs misspells simple words like GEAR (G-E-E-R). |
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posted January 14, 2001 04:33 AM