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Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 212 |
Does anyone else have the problem that as soon as they start on a high protein, high calorie diet, they start to fart like crazzy, all day long, and wow do they stink. Has anyone encountered this, and does anyone have a solution that works? thaks guys rocko ------------------ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Guru ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 5127 |
LOL... ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Pro Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 554 |
oh yeah... its the worst ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 257 |
My gas is so bad that if I don't fart for say 2 hrs, my stomach will be so bloated I can't hardly sit. No kidding. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Elite Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 1066 |
I copied this from another site. Gas Forget Beano and related products because they interfere with digestion. Take the maximum recommended dosage (on the bottle) of each of these products twice per day: chamomile, goldenseal, papaya, and peppermint. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Cool Novice ![]() ![]() Posts: 20 |
Bro,those are some of the good side effects of juice,bro im going through the same thing now...everyone at work runs.LOL ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 232 |
you will get used to it ------------------ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 148 |
And every fart stinks worse than the last one............. ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Elite Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 663 |
Ah, theres nothing like the smell of one of your own "sulpheric" farts. The smaller the fart, the smellier they are. HA! ![]() ------------------ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 116 |
I'm not positive, but I thought I had read that it due to excess protein being in your large intestine and your body can't absorb it all or break it down, so it is crusing along in there feeding the bacteria that live there - they are happy and let off their by products - which is the gas we smell. so if I smell nasty farts, then I'm happy, I feel that I have taken in enough protein in that meal. ------------------ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 116 |
quote: That is unless they are someone else's farts. Why is it that I love my own farts, but hate everyone else's? ------------------ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 59 |
i think we all have that problem. i like to drink a protien drink 1/2 hour before bed to get the gases built up for the ole lady. (lol) ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 116 |
a dutch oven! ![]() ------------------ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Pro Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 393 |
quote: You said there was a problem...? What is it? =) A massive fart is stronger than even the biggest muscles. -Warik [This message has been edited by Warik (edited January 12, 2001).] ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Pro Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 311 |
Actually, most people are actually somewhat lactose intolerant. It's more than likely from the whey protein. I've had to try several different types of protein powder before I found one that I could consume all day long without suffering too bad.... For me, it was Nitrotech and Robert Kennedy's cross-flow whey protein. So far anyways.... ------------------ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 201 |
I don't know about any one else here but my farts cary on over into the night. Shit my better-half kicks the shite outta me when I rip them while sleeping. I guess I wake her or something and in the end I get a knee up my ass....women [This message has been edited by Saizen (edited January 12, 2001).] ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Pro Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 521 |
or how about those ones that really burn your ass...you know the ones I'm talkin about?It's like youe asshole is on fire.. Mine get so bad that in the middle of the night, they wake me up ,they smell so bad that I have to leave and sleep on the couch...A couple hours later ,I awake once again to the stinge and have to return to the bedroom.. Talk about can't get away from your problems ...they always follow you around. your ------------------ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Elite Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 677 |
LOL---you guys have me shitting in my pants right now!!!!! the funniest part is how god-darn true the shit is!!!!! ------------------ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 90 |
lol.....Thanks God I am not alone on this....Mine can linger for 1/2 hour somtimes.........must be the protien! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 143 |
Talk about can't get away from your problems ...they always follow you around. my mom dad & wife are getting mad! ![]() ------------------ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 67 |
ive learned to control it... BUMP *Lets make it a red flaming post...i like those ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Pro Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 371 |
How many of you have cleared out the gym while doing Leg Presses? It's no holding them in on that machine. ------------------ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Cool Novice ![]() ![]() Posts: 11 |
Nothing worse than whey creatine farts... ------------------ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Cool Novice ![]() ![]() Posts: 24 |
You know... I really don't understand some of you people that are on this message board. A guy who asks a legitimate, important question about a steroid gets flammed to shit and then get's told to dig through the archives of old unorganized messeges. However, as soon as gastrointestinal problems get brought up, everybody seems to have something to say or comment about. Think about it guys...I mean, if you find farting hilarious or entertaining, perhaps you should find another discussion board, or at least buy some beano for Christ's sake. It's fucking rediculous. Priorities, people!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Pro Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 438 |
ProteinBoy, that is pretty bold of a newbie. But then again he may have a point...there is a REASON why we find farts SO DAMN FUNNY...that is because farts ARE so damn funny!!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Elite Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 1477 |
Damn protein boy.. cut back on the test just a tad! =) Speaking of farting.. I consumed about 90g of protein last night before I went out w/ my friends.. My car has window locks on it.. so I was sure to rip a couple juicy farts while we were going down the highway and lock the windows so they'd have to sit there and enjoy it... =) I'm so nice! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Elite Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 821 |
Its funny cause everyone experiences the same type of shit. My gas and smelliness has somewhat subsided lately, and I have figured it out to be milk. Whenever I drink a large glass of milk, give me about 2hrs and my stomach will start to churn and I will get shits and relentless gas. I have definitely backed down on my milk consumption. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 56 |
I was in the grocery store last night and I let out a good silent one. You know the kind that follow you around when you walk like a stink tail? Right as it was out, I saw this lady coming up the aisle from the other end. I booked out of that aisle quick. I can only imagine how she felt when she walked thru the stench curtain. I saw her later on and I kept my head down. Gotta love that protein!!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Cool Novice ![]() ![]() Posts: 26 |
Actually i think most of us including myself are stuffing food in too often.. Ok lets say when i eat like every 2 hours, i fart like hell, but if i stretch the time between meals close to 3 hours my stomach will be fine even when the meals need to be bit bigger... ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 81 |
Why do people find it enjoyable. I don't. The worst thing is if someone does it in the gym and I tell you that really pisses me off. How can you work out with that going on? The people I know who get sadistic pleasure out of imposing it upon other people or extreme enjoyment out of the topic tens to be primitive throwbacks with small minds. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 63 |
Shoulder, protein boy take the cork out of your asses and lighten up on the juice its makin you anal retentive. There is nothing like a little humor and if you cant find the lighter side of something we cant do much about and laugh at it your lives must suck. Since I am here, I work in a restaurant and love to walk by a table and let a smooth one go and watch from a distance as the guest try to choke down a cup of clam chowder. Maybe that was shoulders? hehe, later all. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 56 |
UNGA BUNGA, pass the Bronto Burger. Shoulders, lighten up. Next time you're in the car with your bro's, let one rip, roll up the windows and turn up the heat. Give it a try, it's great fun! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 56 |
A smooth one? I like that. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Cool Novice ![]() ![]() Posts: 33 |
I FART MYSELF TO SLEEP. AND I SURE POOP ALOT MORE ON AS. POOP ONCE, TWICE, THREE TIMES! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Pro Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 573 |
Few love the topic of gas more than I, but there are some things that can be done to reduce the social problems associated with farts. Gas is produced by the organisms that reside in our intestines, the most offensive ones being the anaerobes, such as Bacteroides. Studies show that the food choices of people affects the population of microbes in our gut...vegans tend to have more fermentative organisms such as L. acidophilus, while higher protein diets tend to increase the level of anaerobes. Green tea extract has been shown to have anti-microbic effects, most notably against anaerobic organisms while being harmless to Lactobacilli. J Cell Biochem Suppl 1997;27:52-8 "Influence of tea catechins on the digestive tract." Hara Y Food Research Institute, Mitsui Norin Co., Ltd., Shizuoka Pref., Japan. "Tea catechins undergo various metabolic changes after they are taken orally, though a large percentage are excreted intact with the feces. Epidemiological studies suggest a protective effect of tea against various human cancers, including colon and rectum. The bactericidal property of tea catechins plays several roles in the digestive tract. In the small intestine, catechins inhibit alpha-amylase activity, and a certain amount is absorbed into the portal vein. Although catechins are bactericidal, they do not affect lactic acid bacteria. Including tea catechins in the diet for several weeks decreases putrefactive products and increases organic acids by lowering pH. These changes were achieved in tube-fed patients by administering 100 mg of tea catechins (equivalent to a cup of green tea) three times daily with meals for 3 weeks. When catechin administration ceased, the effects reversed after 1 week. Catechins should be considered further in colon carcinogenesis studies." ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Cool Novice ![]() ![]() Posts: 11 |
I learned something. ------------------ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Cool Novice ![]() ![]() Posts: 11 |
I learned something. ------------------ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Elite Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 1477 |
don't u hate it when u fart.. but u have to turn around and walk the other way, like if u forgot something? and as soon as u turn around, that fuckin fart wind hits you? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 58 |
Anybody else on here eat a DOZEN EGGS for BREAKFAST???????....hehehehe....'nough said....QUAD ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 232 |
Thought you might like this http://www.farts.com/videos/whassup.rm ------------------ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 67 |
hA! MONTECRISTO THATS FUCKING FUNNY! Fart noises 'Wazaaaa' hehh KINDA BIG THOUGH MAN! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Pro Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 301 |
Go to White Castle. Its the best cure for farts that I've found. Make sure you go there before a date, though. It'll help you get laid, eating there. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 173 |
IT'S ALL A PART OF GROWING!!!!!!!!! ------------------ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 232 |
Ahhh... Whazzzzaaapppp!!! Woops! ------------------ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 101 |
listen to what happened to me today at the gym. I'm doing legs and there is this real hottie there doing legs curls ...you know all bent over with her ass up in the air..she has got on the typical fuck me gymclothes on(sport bra and short spandex . anyway I ask her if she would spot me on the squat.(its sunday and no one is there and i'm trying to get an in) she says "ya sure but oh thats alot of weight" I say "oh no problem i'll be doing all the work"like a typical badass I have 405 on the bar and i'm on A50 and Sust so Im thinking I might be able to do 3 reps. I'm a bit nervous because what if I can't do it. anyway I put on my belt real fukin' tight and get under the bar, position it way back on the traps, lift up, and start to go down ...she's goes down with me ...I go all the way down ass to calves...I start straining...concentrating on keeping my knees out and then it happens.... a.. big ..dry.. long.. hard...loud honk.. what do you do?I'm lookin at her thru the mirror...she's looking right back at me.I finsh my set of six( a personal record) I thank her and get the hell out of here.. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 232 |
change gym's and grow a moustache ------------------ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 139 |
MY FARTS ROCK ... long live Whey ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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