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 So sorry, guys, but i found this RANGER post:
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Pro Bodybuilder 
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fuck, that man is pure genius! "Man, I just woke up from this really cool dream....kinda off subject, but I thought I'd share it with my Iron Brothers who will appreciate it as I did. My Brothers...IT WAS HEAVEN!!! It was the most awsome gym I've ever seen....it had everything there....dumbells to 240lbs...they were huge....all the machines were perfect. And it was packed with big mutherfuckers of all sizes and shapes....all of them were intense and juiced to the gills.....!! St. Peter pointed to a table and there was all the juice you could ever want...sus...deca...redi-jects....ref-b....all legit....all free.....gold bowels held all the 23ga syringes you could ever use......St. Peter said God liked his followers huge.......Then I noticed it at once!!! There were members of the eliteboard there....I saw Big Bad Buff....he was a monster....WCP was huge!!! Assface was there dropping protein bombs......and all the mod's were spotting the Iron Brothers....BIZ was screaming get off me, your not big enough.....El cubano was stalking the iron Throne......Everyone was intense to the max.....no slackers......I was so happy....I couldn't believe my eyes.......!! Then from the darkest corner of this Heavenly gym arose the mightiest of all the Iron Brothers in the place He was breath taking....arms 25inches cold, and hard.....chest 60inches ripped to shreds.....waist had to be 32 inches....I was in total awe my Brothers.....Then I saw the name tag on his lifting belt.....it said E2....I should have known!!!! I turned to St. Peter and said, " E2 is the biggest mutherfucker I have ever seen....I can't wait to see how big GOD is!" St Peter looked at me and winked, and then smiled an evil grin, " That is GOD.....He just thinks he's E2!" BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't say it.....I know I'll go to Hell for that one....but....it's all good Brothers.......Thought I'd liven things up a bit.....heh heh heh......Peace!!!! Ranger" ------------------     | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder 
Posts: 896 |
oh yes ... i remember this post .. good stuff ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 263 |
hehe, funny stuff... I like the story, hope I have a dream like that one day.... | ||
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Cool Novice 
Posts: 37 |
I never read it before - It was awesome, just think we nearly lost Ranger a while ago... REMEMBER everyone bumping the message asking him not to leave? that was great...really felt like a massive family... Way to go Ranger... (Nexus6, who got upgraded to nexus7...) | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 909 |
i love that story!!! ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1065 |
Classic, that shit gets better each time I read it.....They use to be frequent last year, always a good laugh from the ol man(Ranger)....... ------------------ Anger is a gift...Zack(RATM) | ||
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Moderator 
Posts: 3309 |
Ole Man....Ya fucker Bad Brains....heh heh heh......Glad ya enjoyed it..... Ranger | ||
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Freak 
Posts: 1671 |
as long as E2 doesn't think he is god. LOL just joking, just joking. ------------------ Don't look back, life is too short | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 3309 |
He isn't.....????? Heh heh heh heh Ranger | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1671 |
E2, don't tell you are too busy. ------------------ Don't look back, life is too short | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 143 |
Classic post. He He He . . . |
All times are ET (US) | |
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posted January 12, 2001 08:16 AM
