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Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 76 |
Old boy 'Face is back and hittin it hard!! Spreadin the word of the ASSFACE becuz I am an ASSFACE!! My 5 favorite things to do to fuck with sticks at the gym (besides various forms of flatulence): 5. Wear gym clothes that are 3 workouts past being unbearable. The gym is nowhere near the laundramat for a very good reason, Old Boy 'Face needs to clear out the room somehow, otherwise Face would have to wait for a bench. 4. Wear shorts that are too tight so everyone sees my skidmarks when I bench and leg press. 3. SIt next to the stick curling 45lbs with his whole body and make obscenely loud grunting noises during the positive part of the lift. Da whole gym is looking at stickboy while ASSFACE sits by quietly.hehehe 2. Hide the 30,35, and 40 pound dumbells. The number one thing ASSFACE likes to do to fuck wit the sticks in the gym: I am such an ASSFACE!!!!! GROWTH MUST BE FORCED. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Pro Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 503 |
ASSFACE returns! HAA HHAAAAAAA HHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! This should make E2 smile. Later, ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 88 |
Begging your pardon, sir, but what is the "hit and run" Myomorph ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 116 |
hahahahahahahaaa thats some funny stuff. hahahahahahahaa skid marks hahahaa jor ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Pro Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 460 |
THIS IS STUPID. ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 56 |
Your name says it all.....Great way to describe yourself, knowledge, and personality....LMAO.....QUAD ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Elite Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 1220 |
ASSFACE is funny! I remember E2 told me about him... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Elite Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 733 |
Whats wrong with curling 45lbs?? ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 104 |
Assface, a gentleman and a scholar. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 228 |
Hell Yeah ASSFACE is back. I will probably wet my pants with some of his post. HAHA ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Elite Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 1062 |
Never a dull post with ASSFACE around...... ------------------ Anger is a gift...Zack(RATM) ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Pro Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 534 |
The man, the myth, the Legend!!!!!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Guru ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 5124 |
LMAO...The legend returns.... ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Elite Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 1445 |
LOL, i can't wait.. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 76 |
ASSFACE says, tell the rookie what a hit and run is.
WHERE ASSFACE WALKS,MUSCLES GROW ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 228 |
The hit and run is definatly the most common. Every one here has some point fallen victim to it. ASSFACE you gotta post some old shit bro. I need a good laugh ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Pro Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 330 |
I am new to the eloquent and witty reparte of the infamous ASSFACE. Can't wait to hear more...welcome back bro. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Cool Novice ![]() ![]() Posts: 16 |
YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH, Hey I can relate!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 261 |
It's uneducated people like you speaking ebonics that is destroying this country. If you're going to make a post at least make make it worth my time to read, jackass. BTW, I'm only 200lbs and I bench 465lbs on my 6th set. It's fat asses like you cheating on every rep in the gym that make me laugh my ass off. I love how everyone thinks I am 220lbs. Where can you place in the top 100 benches in the country in your weight class tough guy? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 270 |
*tear* I only knew him through heresay and archived posts, glad to see you bro! You're a legend around here. ------------------ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Freak ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 1638 |
Funny shit. I like reading good humor! ------------------ I GET MAD!!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 228 |
His post are all in good fun. No need to jump his shit. They are nothing to take personal. We all need a good laugh and ASSFACE can make me laugh my ass off sometimes ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Pro Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 331 |
LMAO!!!!!! ------------------ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Pro Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 322 |
ASSFACE is back!!! I have been using one of your quotes for a signature bro! I have been keeping the mystique of ASSFACE alive and well on the Elite board. Welcome back! ------------------ ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Moderator ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 5827 |
ASSFACE IS BACK !!! heh heh, good to see you around, what happened to ya?? Got stuck in the bahamas or what?? Musclegear, assface is a good guy, he's a little abrasive but you'll learn to love him heh heh. Oh and check your hush bro!! 'I went to the gym today, because i didn't want to live the rest of my life knowing i could have been one day bigger!'-ASSFACE ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 116 |
man assface thats some good shit you got there. i just got in from the gym and smoked some purple haze and your shit made me fall on the floor. hahahahahahaahahaha jor ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 157 |
Funny stuff!! MORE!!! MORE!!!!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Guru ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 4264 |
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Cool Novice ![]() ![]() Posts: 12 |
BAD - LUVS2JUICE is back GOOD - ASSFACE is back The universe has once again reached equilibrium. 8 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Moderator ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 1614 |
ASSFACE you are the funniest mutherfer too funny bro ------------------ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Guru ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 2302 |
BIG BENCHIN'...I thought Jay-Z had a new song out. ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Cool Novice ![]() ![]() Posts: 12 |
HAHAHAHAAA you are one sick man!!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Cool Novice ![]() ![]() Posts: 12 |
HAHAHAHAAA you are one sick man!!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 237 |
hey Assface, nice to meet you bro, keep em rippin' literally!!!!!!!
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Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 157 |
AssFace, do peopleever claim ou have lost all you receptors? ------------------ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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