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ASSFACE

Amateur Bodybuilder

Posts: 76
From:assface, af, afa
Registered: Feb 2000

posted January 11, 2001 09:15 PM

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Old boy 'Face is back and hittin it hard!! Spreadin the word of the ASSFACE becuz I am an ASSFACE!!
My 5 favorite things to do to fuck with sticks at the gym (besides various forms of flatulence):

5. Wear gym clothes that are 3 workouts past being unbearable. The gym is nowhere near the laundramat for a very good reason, Old Boy 'Face needs to clear out the room somehow, otherwise Face would have to wait for a bench.

4. Wear shorts that are too tight so everyone sees my skidmarks when I bench and leg press.

3. SIt next to the stick curling 45lbs with his whole body and make obscenely loud grunting noises during the positive part of the lift. Da whole gym is looking at stickboy while ASSFACE sits by quietly.hehehe

2. Hide the 30,35, and 40 pound dumbells.

The number one thing ASSFACE likes to do to fuck wit the sticks in the gym:
I cant resist, Its the HIT AND RUN!!!!!!

I am such an ASSFACE!!!!!

GROWTH MUST BE FORCED.
WHERE ASSFACE WALKS, MUSCLES GROW.


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1911

Pro Bodybuilder

Posts: 503
From:
Registered: Aug 2000

posted January 11, 2001 09:19 PM

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ASSFACE returns!

HAA HHAAAAAAA HHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

This should make E2 smile.

Later,


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Myomorph

Amateur Bodybuilder

Posts: 88
From:Chicago
Registered: Jan 2001

posted January 11, 2001 09:24 PM

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Begging your pardon, sir, but what is the "hit and run"

Myomorph
Week 0
Stick #1


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jorbiddon

Amateur Bodybuilder

Posts: 116
From:bronx, ny usa
Registered: Dec 2000

posted January 11, 2001 09:28 PM

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hahahahahahahaaa thats some funny stuff. hahahahahahahaa skid marks hahahaa
jor


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THE BOUNCER

Pro Bodybuilder

Posts: 460
From:
Registered: Aug 2000

posted January 11, 2001 09:29 PM

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THIS IS STUPID.


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QUAD

Amateur Bodybuilder

Posts: 56
From:USA
Registered: Dec 2000

posted January 11, 2001 09:32 PM

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Your name says it all.....Great way to describe yourself, knowledge, and personality....LMAO.....QUAD


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DREXX

Elite Bodybuilder

Posts: 1220
From:Canada
Registered: May 2000

posted January 11, 2001 09:46 PM

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ASSFACE is funny!

I remember E2 told me about him...


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harmonic

Elite Bodybuilder

Posts: 733
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posted January 11, 2001 10:43 PM

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Whats wrong with curling 45lbs??


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ArnoldWannaBe

Amateur Bodybuilder

Posts: 104
From:KC, MO U.S.A.
Registered: Jan 2000

posted January 11, 2001 10:46 PM

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Assface, a gentleman and a scholar.


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benzo27

Amateur Bodybuilder

Posts: 228
From:California
Registered: Mar 2000

posted January 11, 2001 10:51 PM

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Hell Yeah ASSFACE is back. I will probably wet my pants with some of his post. HAHA


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bad brains

Elite Bodybuilder

Posts: 1062
From:the south...........
Registered: Jan 2000

posted January 11, 2001 11:27 PM

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Never a dull post with ASSFACE around......

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I against I.........H.R.

Anger is a gift...Zack(RATM)


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FreakMonster

Pro Bodybuilder

Posts: 534
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Registered: Sep 2000

posted January 11, 2001 11:42 PM

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The man, the myth, the Legend!!!!!!!


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HUCKLEBERRY FINNaplex

Guru

Posts: 5124
From:Timbuktu
Registered: Jan 2000

posted January 11, 2001 11:45 PM

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LMAO...The legend returns....


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Spunky

Elite Bodybuilder

Posts: 1445
From:USA
Registered: Jun 2000

posted January 11, 2001 11:48 PM

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LOL, i can't wait..


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ASSFACE

Amateur Bodybuilder

Posts: 76
From:assface, af, afa
Registered: Feb 2000

posted January 11, 2001 11:55 PM

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ASSFACE says,
tell the rookie what a hit and run is.


IF YOUR NOSE BURNS AND NO ONE IS AROUND, YOU ARE A VICTIM OF THE HIT AND RUN, STICKBOY!!


Squat till you fart, its like self spotting yourself with a rocket!!!

WHERE ASSFACE WALKS,MUSCLES GROW


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benzo27

Amateur Bodybuilder

Posts: 228
From:California
Registered: Mar 2000

posted January 11, 2001 11:59 PM

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The hit and run is definatly the most common. Every one here has some point fallen victim to it.
ASSFACE you gotta post some old shit bro. I need a good laugh


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sbaset

Pro Bodybuilder

Posts: 330
From:WA, USA
Registered: Nov 2000

posted January 12, 2001 02:23 AM

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I am new to the eloquent and witty reparte of the infamous ASSFACE. Can't wait to hear more...welcome back bro.


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Ramstack

Cool Novice

Posts: 16
From:S.A., TX, US
Registered: Dec 2000

posted January 12, 2001 02:34 AM

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YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH,
Hey I can relate!!!


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musclegear

Amateur Bodybuilder

Posts: 261
From:Antarctica
Registered: Apr 2000

posted January 12, 2001 02:47 AM

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It's uneducated people like you speaking ebonics that is destroying this country. If you're going to make a post at least make make it worth my time to read, jackass. BTW, I'm only 200lbs and I bench 465lbs on my 6th set. It's fat asses like you cheating on every rep in the gym that make me laugh my ass off. I love how everyone thinks I am 220lbs. Where can you place in the top 100 benches in the country in your weight class tough guy?


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THeMaCHinE

Amateur Bodybuilder

Posts: 270
From:The Outer Boundaries Of The Ninth Circle
Registered: Jan 2001

posted January 12, 2001 02:56 AM

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*tear* I only knew him through heresay and archived posts, glad to see you bro! You're a legend around here.

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Green

Freak

Posts: 1638
From:Gilbert, Az.
Registered: Jun 2000

posted January 12, 2001 02:57 AM

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Funny shit. I like reading good humor!

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I GET MAD!!!!


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benzo27

Amateur Bodybuilder

Posts: 228
From:California
Registered: Mar 2000

posted January 12, 2001 03:04 AM

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His post are all in good fun. No need to jump his shit. They are nothing to take personal. We all need a good laugh and ASSFACE can make me laugh my ass off sometimes


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Busy_Mind

Pro Bodybuilder

Posts: 331
From:EliteFitness, home of the SUPERFREAKS
Registered: Feb 2000

posted January 12, 2001 07:31 AM

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LMAO!!!!!!

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If that bar ain't bending, your NOT lifting heavy ENOUGH!


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Kingpin

Pro Bodybuilder

Posts: 322
From:USA
Registered: Jun 2000

posted January 12, 2001 08:16 AM

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ASSFACE is back!!!
I have been using one of your quotes for a signature bro!
I have been keeping the mystique of ASSFACE alive and well on the Elite board.
Welcome back!

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"I went to the gym today because I dont want to spend the rest of my life knowing I could have been one day bigger!" - ASSFACE


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E2

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From:VALHALLA
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posted January 12, 2001 10:10 AM

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ASSFACE IS BACK !!! heh heh, good to see you around, what happened to ya?? Got stuck in the bahamas or what??

Musclegear, assface is a good guy, he's a little abrasive but you'll learn to love him heh heh. Oh and check your hush bro!!

'I went to the gym today, because i didn't want to live the rest of my life knowing i could have been one day bigger!'-ASSFACE

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jorbiddon

Amateur Bodybuilder

Posts: 116
From:bronx, ny usa
Registered: Dec 2000

posted January 12, 2001 10:18 AM

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man assface thats some good shit you got there. i just got in from the gym and smoked some purple haze and your shit made me fall on the floor. hahahahahahaahahaha
jor


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anabolic24/7

Amateur Bodybuilder

Posts: 157
From:TN
Registered: Oct 2000

posted January 12, 2001 11:09 AM

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Funny stuff!! MORE!!! MORE!!!!!!


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Slopain

Guru

Posts: 4264
From:Yo Aunties Pad
Registered: Jan 2000

posted January 12, 2001 11:24 AM

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ahhhh although most likely temporary a sense of calm has returned to Slopain.

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No. 8

Cool Novice

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posted January 12, 2001 02:01 PM

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BAD - LUVS2JUICE is back
GOOD - ASSFACE is back

The universe has once again reached equilibrium.

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conan69

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posted January 12, 2001 02:24 PM

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ASSFACE you are the funniest mutherfer

too funny bro

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ajc

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Posts: 2302
From:The Mid-West
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posted January 12, 2001 03:14 PM

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BIG BENCHIN'...I thought Jay-Z had a new song out.


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Bigswede

Cool Novice

Posts: 12
From:stockholm,sweden
Registered: May 2000

posted January 12, 2001 04:41 PM

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HAHAHAHAAA you are one sick man!!!!


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Bigswede

Cool Novice

Posts: 12
From:stockholm,sweden
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posted January 12, 2001 04:42 PM

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HAHAHAHAAA you are one sick man!!!!


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Deppnade

Amateur Bodybuilder

Posts: 237
From:Long Island
Registered: Sep 2000

posted January 12, 2001 06:45 PM

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hey Assface, nice to meet you bro, keep em rippin' literally!!!!!!!


Raiders 2001!!!!!!!

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"GOD MADE STEROIDS, STEROIDS MADE GODS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


"Thai's, it's what's for dinner!!!!!!"


"Live once, die young with a good looking corpse!!!!!!!!!"


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Montecristo

Amateur Bodybuilder

Posts: 157
From:Montreal, Canada
Registered: Dec 2000

posted January 12, 2001 08:44 PM

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AssFace, do peopleever claim ou have lost all you receptors?

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