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Feds got my package and sent me a letter,
Said I shouldn't be roid'n and should know better.//

They got my halo, my sust and primo amps,
my Brovel and Tornel with the hologram stamps.//

Got my Thai pinks, my Naps and even my Sten.
Even got the stuff from my Fort Dodge friends//

Those Jackboot thugs got my Nolvadex and clomid too,//

My balls are gettin' smaller...don't know what I'm gonna do.//

The only thing they let go was the Adriol and T4//

Said these are harmless, feel free to buy more//

They said they know I'm not legit so don't bother disputin'//
And don't bother them during the week, they'll be too busy shootin'//

You see Jackboot thugs like to grow as well as you ,//
they like enforcing silly laws and tellin' you what to do.//

May their hairlines recede and their titty's grow huge,//
and their balls shrivel up so they can no longer spooge.//

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