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WarLobo

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From:Athens
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posted January 10, 2001 01:20 PM

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Here is a story of a soul named Ranger,
Who, it is said, was born in a manger.

The truth of this did come to light,
As a bit of Hell descended one night.

It started with an idea, a grand master plan.
He would do some pgf2, it would make him much more than a man!

It would transform his body, make him lean and mean,
Above an beyond any mer mortal had seen.

The tools were laid out, the potion was ready,
He went to the job, thy hand oh so steady.

The task was complete, there was nothing to fear,
But little did he know, a she devil was near!

She came to the house, through the door she did walk ,
With torture in mind, she wanted to Talk!

Comprehension came quick, the situation was dire,
He was sinking fast, arms turned to fire.

Through the darkness and pain, a glimmer of hope to appease,
He tried to explain he was full of disease.

The she devil deflected this meager proclamation,
She would stay and attend to his poor situation.

To resist and rebuke this dark one was futile,
All was not over as he hawked up some bile.

This path of darkness was so very low,
And now of course he was ready to blow.

Indeed he did rush, to a throne and sit,
Alas, was only for taking a shit.

The Heavens did shake, the Earth torn asunder,
His power was greater then Thor � God of Thunder!

The moral of the story,
And by god it was gory,

PGF2 is not a team sport.

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LAte

Lobo

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WarLobo

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posted January 10, 2001 01:22 PM

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These events were based on a true story.

I would also like to thank Bunny for her asistance in this endevor

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LAte

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GAAV KOSH

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posted January 10, 2001 01:23 PM

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BWAHHHHHHHHHHHH....

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samiam

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posted January 10, 2001 01:23 PM

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:-) Nice.

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HUCKLEBERRY FINNaplex

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posted January 10, 2001 01:25 PM

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LMAO...Nice...

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bad brains

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posted January 10, 2001 01:27 PM

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Good one lobo, funny ass shit Bro.......

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Anger is a gift...Zack(RATM)

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zarathustra

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posted January 10, 2001 01:35 PM

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Good stuff!

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'ORCHITIS'

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posted January 10, 2001 01:45 PM

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Damn, that was some funny shit bro!!! I haven't laughed my ass off that much in quite a while. Thanks

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Saizen

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posted January 10, 2001 01:51 PM

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LMAO, some great shit man. And the gloves are off

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The Ranger

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posted January 10, 2001 02:03 PM

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Hahahahahahahhaahhahahaha..........Ya Fucker...!!!

Damn Good Lobo....That damn Bunny....heh heh heh heh....the shit I gotta put up with....

Ranger

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Jeff_rys

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posted January 10, 2001 04:29 PM

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Funny Lobo, and it is all true.

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Jeff

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WarLobo

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posted January 10, 2001 04:47 PM

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I must admit that I'm in no way close to Ranger's fine works.... He is an inspiration to us all. But it sure is fun to flip him some shit now and then!


Author Comments:
No offence to the many fine ladies out there.... Although this was based on a true story, many "artistic" deviations were required to enhance the story line, besides, it was Bunny's idea to inject the "She Devil" concept....

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The Ranger

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posted January 10, 2001 06:14 PM

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Fuckers.......heh heh heh.......Making fun of a crippled old man....outa be ashamed....

Ranger

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WarLobo

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posted January 10, 2001 11:56 PM

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This has to stay up for at least a few hours

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DREXX

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posted January 11, 2001 12:05 AM

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That is damn funny and quick too.

Didn't Ranger just post his story this
morning

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