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 For Huck and Jeff rys.....
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Well, I have been on fina at 75mg's ed along with 100mg's of eq ed(give or take). I have also been doing an e/c/a/y stack(added yohimbe) twice a day...clomid at 50mg's eod, and nolva at 20 mg's eod alternating the two of course.... The reason for the nolva and the e/c/a/y is to keep water to a very low point, and to increase lean muscle mass while reducing fat(I even do cardio now, and I fucking hate cardio!)Well, as I had stated earlier in a thread, the fat wasn't dropping fast enough for me....so I decided to jack pgf2a to speed things up, and to see for sure if the reduced water weight while on AS had any effect. I tried this on dbol and couldn't handle the pumps... I injected 1/2 cc into each bicep tonight, and no sooner put the pin down when the fucking doorbell rang. It was a school teacher I've been seeing for a few days....Now you fuckers gotta picture this...my fucking arms are in serious cramps, I couldn't even raise them to hug the bitch.... Snot in my goddamn throat making me sound hoarse as hell....shaking like a dog shitting peach seeds, and there she is grinning like a fucking mule eating briars like I'm supposed to be thrilled to see her....heh heh heh Jesus H Christ, I knew the thunder shits were minutes away, and had to think fast....I told her I thought I was coming down with the flu or something....Fucking Wrong thing to do!!! She decided to play nurse then, hand on forehead, trying to show that caring side women have, which we find so annoying at times....and this was one of them.... My lips got numb, and I had a mouthful of snot and got up to go spit that nasty shit out, when she grabbed my arm to tell me to sit down.....lightning bolts shot straight out my ass at this point....it hurt so fucking bad that I hacked up the mouthful I was holding straight on the carpet....FUCK!!! My stomach started rumbling, she's babbling about calling a doc or some shit, I got tears in my eyes trying to tell her I'm alright...all the while stumbling to the shitter....I made the turd bowl in the nick of time...she's still out there giving me suggestions....It was a fucking nightmare....heh heh heh..... And to top the whole episode off, she still wants to go out Friday night...hahahahhahahaha.....So my pgf2a Warrior Children, here is what I learned tonight.... 1. With the added reduction in water weight, the pgf2a had no unusal effects other than those already experienced. 2. I will try to lock my fucking doors tomorrow night at this time. 3. Yank the fucking doorbell out the wall. 4. And if ya got a good enough body, chicks will overlook snot and shit and still want to be with ya! All in all....I did miss the pain a bit, and I already feel leaner!!!! Any of you fuckers want to laugh, go ahead....try pgf2a when a chick is around....tell me what you'd do....Bastards!!! Ranger
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Guru
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HOLY F*CKING SH*T!!!BWAAAAHAHAHAHA!!!!Bro,I always dissappear into the commode for about an hour when I'm doing that shit,I've been telling my old lady that the f*cking NITRO-TECH protein has been tearing my guts up.She knows something is up though...been giving me the evil-eye...That is some hilarious shit buddy.So no really exaggerated effects huh? | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
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BWHAHAH Thats some funny shit bro!! Poor lady thought you were gonna die!! hahahah ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder 
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Good stuff Ranger, better luck on Friday night!! ------------------ | ||
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Moderator
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Naw Huck.....I'm pretty much back to normal right now....Well, a little GHB to settle the nerves....heh heh heh heh Ranger | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
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lmfao, Ranger see what happens when you hillbillies start to mess with your own kind, I bet your goats never minded if you got a case of the squirts.... I'm sorry to hear what you went through bro, but that was hilarious, i needed to laugh today...... ------------------ | ||
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Guru
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Fuck bro,I've still got tears in my eyes...LMAO...I can just picture it,spattering the crapper with projectile sh*t,while the chick is knocking on the door"You okay in there?"Man I just want to get as far away from civilization as possible when this shit is kicking in...I feel like f*cking Frankenstein the freak,lol... | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
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Damned funny, can almost picture it! IronMike | ||
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Moderator
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It is funny now...but she was right outside the door going on with a boatlaod of shit about the kids in her class having it, and going to the hospital.... and here I am trying to shit, without those damn gurgling farts, but to no avail....her still giving advic on Pepto Besmol and shit.... Though it only lasted 5 minutes....it was by far, the longest shit of my life..... Ranger | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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and if she is still with you after that, you might wanna keep her. if she's hot. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
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Heh, I though ppl only shit like that in public washrooms. B-) | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
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heheheh gotta keep this at the top for a bit!!!! ------------------ | ||
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Freak 
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Ranger, that was some funny experience. Next time ask her to call you first, hahaha. Still if she wants to see you on friday, thinks can only get better. She as seen the worst part of you (LOL), so only the goodies are left. Let us know how you are doing on the PGF and let us know how it goes with the "nurse". ------------------ Don't look back, life is too short | ||
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Cool Novice 
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That's the best thread in a long time funny stuff | ||
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Moderator
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Heh heh heh.......yup,...she's a keeper Jeff... Ranger | ||
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Freak
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ranger,,been waiting for your email for 2 weeks.....did you forget about me | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
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No Ranger, when they offer to wipe your ass they are keepers... | ||
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Freak
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a keeper for me is someone who could bait there own hooks,,catch the fish take it off the hook and eat it raw.....if you kick my cat off the bed your history....they also have to learn how to give injections | ||
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Freak
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Good to hear. Don't let her go. She showed to be very concerned about your health. Have also been reading your story again. That was an awesome experience. ------------------ Don't look back, life is too short | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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quote: You * thru shit but you don't thru fuck... Is is not that bad anymore??? | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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LOL!! Reminds me of that movie "dumb and dumber" when that guy is on the crapper exploding. Sorry for you Ranger, but that was classic  | ||
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Freak
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Ranger man you are priceless. That is so hilarious. "mule eating briars..." God, I laughed so hard. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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Damn Ranger, that shit is fucking hilarious!! ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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Hilarious! | ||
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Cool Novice
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thats fucking hilarious ranger. it reminds me of a time, when i ceran wraped my midsection, trying to loose fat (i know its stupid). and a buddy of mine caught me in the midst of wrapping, he thought i was going insane. after i told him why i did it, he just laughed. pretty embarresing for me though, the worst part of it is, it happened 5 years ago, and im still hearing it from him, fuck! | ||
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Freak
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The more i read it the more i like it. So bumpy, because when the "heat is on" here on EF, i will be in bed. ------------------ Don't look back, life is too short | ||
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HAhahahahaahahaah!! back up with ya! ------------------ |
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posted January 09, 2001 11:10 PM
