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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 165 |
.....1) your knees knock because you are scared of putting a needle in yourself. 2) Right after your first injection, you look at your forearms to see if the veins pop out. 3) You look in the mirror after your "post-injection" workout to see if your arms have grown. 4) When your heart rate goes up after your first injection, you are scared you will die.
Now bros....most of you are some funny fuckers....now add on to this. LOL Nick     | ||
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Cool Novice 
Posts: 42 |
6) You post lame-ass jokes on anabolic message forums. he he he, (just kiddn', I like some of em') | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder 
Posts: 1486 |
these being true make them funny.... ..if you puke pre-injection, pass out and hit your head on the sink, wake up with blood all around, and have to go to the hospital to get stiches ..if you pass out while injectiing, then you wake up, realize you have to press the plunder still, or your girlfriend walk in when she hears the bang, to find you with a needle in you ass The above actually have happened, or so people I know have told me these stories about their first time... | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 20 |
Upon injecting, once the needle is in all the way into your glute, doing a double take to see if the needle is actually in, considering you were expecting hell but didnt feel a thing. Then, getting so excited that you want to shoot something again in your other cheek | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 198 |
I remember all the tricks my mind played on me in the beginning ..if you swear your balls a shrinking the 1st ...if after any microscopic itch around the chest area you panic and think its gyno ..if you start to ask everyone "do i look like i'm getting bold to YOU" [This message has been edited by Twisted91 (edited January 04, 2001).] | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 382 |
heh. i love these threads! ..when you want to take only anavar 'cause you don't want to be "a freak". ..when you think that all oral stuff is very mild and all injectables is just plain hardcore! ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 69 |
...when you tell as many people you are on steroids, as you tell that you arent taking anything ...when you think EQ still means equalizer on your stereo ...when someone asks you if you have any darts you say,"No, I was never much for that game" ...when your idea of a cycle is 100tabs of D-bol(and thats it) ...when you weigh yourself before and after every workout for the next 8-12 weeks. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 149 |
....you think juice will transform your 150lb arse into a 300lb silverback in 12 months. ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 382 |
oh yeah, and also, when you get wicked "roid rages" from 2 dballs a day for 8 weeks. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 69 |
1) You drink a Gallon of water a day so that the scale will move of alittle to the right. 2) You are taking 10c's of T-2 and wonder if: -you are going to get cancer -You are going to need to buy new clothes -People in the Gym are going to look at you and say WOW he is big -It is TOO much -The police are watching you -you are going to gain 35lbs. 3) You go buy Crazy T's and California Crazy clothes, even though you still have 13 inch arms. 4) Where do I get one of those Belt bags at? 5) What do they keep in those belt bags? 6) You think you might get too big 7) How do you get the juice out of the amp? 8) You ask people a week later if you look bigger and look in the mirror flexing everybody part. ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 549 |
when you thread title says; Bro's Whats a good oral only stack? Or when you really believe this will be your only cycle..."cuz I just want to look a little bit more buff" ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 549 |
and every third word is "bro" or "bros". ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 249 |
"Hi bro's, Im training for almost six weeks now but I hardly see that I'm growing. So I want to use steriods. I don't want to look too big and I dont want to use needles. Do you think CLENBUTEROL would do the trick. I 've heard it's a good steroid" LOL ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 901 |
If you steal your fat aunts insluin needles and then inject into your stomach. If you buy some kinda of gear, having no idea what it is and it turns out to be water with yellow food coloring. (true story, happened to a friend of mine) | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 249 |
You're so nerveus about your second injection that you drop your ampule testoviron depot and it rolls over to the other toilet where your neighbour is sitting (treu story)... ------------------ [This message has been edited by back2basics (edited January 04, 2001).] | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 74 |
When your ef username is LUV2JUICE roflmao!!! Sticking needle in anus oops he missed the upper outermost quadrent.... roflmao if you werent here it was the funniest shit ever!!! | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 663 |
when you post "The needle wont reach the rest of the oil, so how do I get the rest out?" Note: actually posted hear one time | ||
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Novice 
Posts: 2 |
You place an order from Warpig. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 516 |
back2basics, That's "clambuterol" | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 87 |
when you pay 200 dollars for a brovel ethanate bottle and try and stretch your cycle out by doing a cc a week | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 244 |
quote: At least I got mine for 150 and I did the same 1cc a week. I guess lessons are learned that way. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 119 |
When you ask, "Can you really drink Winstrol?" | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 241 |
back to basics.....that is spot on. .......when you're into week 8 of your test cycle and still can't bench more than 110lbs. .......when you still can't figure out how to do operate cables properly but are stacking all kinds of shit. .......when you think gyno is chest development. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 256 |
You buy a bottle of Winny V for $225 have never worked out before and say "yeah well I will work out for a couple of weeks before I start taking it." True story of a dude I know! | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 127 |
... you start a topic that says " I have just bought this, this, and this. What should I do? How long and how much. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 61 |
When your first post says "I need a good source" When you develop Gyno but have no Nolvadex because you thought you could save money. Your afraid to eat meat because you heard it was bad for you. When the mailman comes you hide under your bed just in case it's not really the mailman. All the big guys tell you they only use creatine and amino acids and you believe them. You mix water and oil based roids in the same dart. You think injecting in a vein might be a good thing. You start the same topic over again because no one answered the first time. Peace | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 52 |
You might be a newbie if.......... You have ever considered eating extra protein, calories, and oral 'roids on workout days only. You think that ECA, DNP, HCG, TA, EOD, and HGH are code words that you have to be a member of a certain bodybuilding cult to know. You ask if the pro's are on 'roids. You go down to the local hippie health food store asking for something called Natural T since you heard it was good to get after a cycle. You ask if roid's will make you as big as Cyber Genics made those guys. You think Tamoxofin is a city in Russia. You think Diana and Anna Bol are sisters. You are surprised to hear that roids are actually injected into muscles, not veins like in the movies. You think 'testicular atrophy' is something that chicks dig. You think the acne you get from the roid is from the oil component. You see a Brovel product for the first time and think the guys are fucking with you when they tell you it's legit. Lastly, You might be a newbie if you post the same newbie question as someone else did 3 minutes ago. not to mention the 300 times that exact same question has been posted in the last month. And then you get pissed off when a mod asks you to stop cutting and pasting old questions Andy [This message has been edited by Andy13 (edited January 04, 2001).] | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 35 |
And after all of this you go back to the discussion board and post a topic that asks "what steroid will get me the biggest?" | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 52 |
One more.....
Andy | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1461 |
if you inject in your "O" ring | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 241 |
Jae....nice one bro....I remember that guy.. "Why does it hurt so bad?" "How do you guys deal with the pain" hahahahha ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 87 |
"Hey bros, I scored an amp of sustanon250. Please help me design a cycle" "Just got back from Mexico. I got a whole bunch of some (fill in AS product of your choice). What is it used for?" | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 400 |
If you try to flame every post to make it seem like you know it all. If you've just got 'W.A.R 1996' for christmas and post an Onma-V-sustanon question. If you think Greg Kovaks using Muscletech products. If you start screaming "Hate the fucking bar" first workout after first shot. If you think you dick has started to grow, but not realising it's your balls shrinking. If you think it's cool to have 'Deca Dick' "Yeah baby, I have deca dick" If you register here and find someone already has the handle you've dream't up. Regards Bouncer ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1416 |
You post all over the elite boards hoping to figure out how to open an amp. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 241 |
How do you open an amp???? (joke, joke) ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1416 |
Holy shit! There is a new post on this topic..."amp openers" hahhhhhh LMAO! figures... ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 241 |
hahahaha.....true life comedy is always the best kind....... ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 149 |
If you ask stupid questions!!!!! ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 109 |
I got a couple good ones! When somebody sells you 6 amps of sten and 1\3 bottle of T2 for 230$ and you think Im going to get big, sorry to say happend to me! When you score some cattle implants but they contain female hormones and get a wicked case of gyno from it happend to somebody i know. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 382 |
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Cool Novice
Posts: 24 |
When you inject as in right side of your spincher! ;D |
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posted January 03, 2001 11:51 PM
