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Big Boy

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posted January 03, 2001 10:21 AM

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When you are on a cycle, have sex with a women and you cum in her mouth, will she ingest some juice (even small amounts of it)?

I'm sure that a lot of bros thought about this one before

Thanks

BB

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BigJay81

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posted January 03, 2001 10:23 AM

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This is Like graffiti on buildings Worthless.

Use your head Ding Dong
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Beezers

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posted January 03, 2001 10:24 AM

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NO


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Big Boy

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posted January 03, 2001 10:27 AM

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BigJay, I may have a lot of respect for you but Relax a little bit. This is a chemistry question. I'm very serious about it. If you don't know the answer...don't flame...

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The_Iron_Game

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posted January 03, 2001 10:32 AM

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Big Boy, even if she were to ingest some steroid.

#1 it would be not active and
#2 in extremelly small doses, so that even if it was active it would do no harm

So I too personally believe this question to be rather funny to say the least.

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Big Boy

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posted January 03, 2001 10:37 AM

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Thanks The_Iron_Game, that's the kind of answer I was looking for.

Subject closed!!!

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BigJay81

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posted January 03, 2001 10:44 AM

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Well I find this question to be Bogus. IF you really don't know this. Their are many search topics from others..
It just doesn't make sense at all to me. If you drink like a damn fish it doesn't go to your semen. Unless she drinks your piss And even then the drug would be inactive by the time it exits the body. You can't take a piss test for steroids this I know..
I'm sorry I thought that this was a joke.
JAy
So No It would not be active when it leaves the body
Sorry for the bitching Still trying to register for class. BAstards erasd all my classes from a "glitch" Tired of glitchs they haunt me everywhere


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Kingpin

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posted January 03, 2001 10:49 AM

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Start to worry if she starts growing a beard and talks 3 octives lower.
Relax bro!

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Wfabrizio

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posted January 03, 2001 11:11 AM

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I find that the AS filled sperm becomes "super-sperm" and ejects from my phallic member like cannon shot. Those little bastards swim harder on AS. lol


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Cornellius

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posted January 03, 2001 11:28 AM

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That was funny.


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Jeff_rys

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posted January 03, 2001 01:11 PM

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you should have asked the question before the action, not after when it is too late anyway.

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Julez

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posted January 03, 2001 01:24 PM

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That was funny. Even if you are serious!

Peace

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Wfabrizio

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posted January 03, 2001 01:38 PM

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No, I'm being serious. Look in the microscope at your sperm when you're on AS. They're doing pushups and situps constantly! They're all pumped up and posing off on each other.

LOL....no, that was a joke...

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DRRman

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posted January 03, 2001 02:28 PM

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BigJay, i believe you CAN take a piss test for juice, i have some buddies in college sports who have failed it!


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Slopain

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posted January 03, 2001 02:47 PM

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If it were true My girl would look like the incredible hulk.

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HUCKLEBERRY FINNaplex

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posted January 03, 2001 03:30 PM

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LOL!!!


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BigJay81

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posted January 03, 2001 04:07 PM

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I have it on good word you can't.
I have to take those test,


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Irish

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posted January 03, 2001 06:08 PM

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If this could be true, my shower pipes would have alot of water retension.


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Irish

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posted January 03, 2001 06:12 PM

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Better yet, for sale now, 5 days only, (winK) Irish semen $75 10cc. Great for that cutting cycle cummin up!

Sorry for the source post!


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Anabolicum Mister

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posted January 03, 2001 09:21 PM

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AS are O.K, but be careful with the clomid or she might drown.


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the truth

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posted January 03, 2001 09:51 PM

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Assuming there were in fact trace amounts of AAS in semen (a major assumption), it would still not be bioavailable.

BigJay, piss tests are indeed used to detect traces of anabolic steroids and their metabolites. However, you couldn't absorb AAS from ingesting the urine of a user (not that I would want to try this even if you could).


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THE BOUNCER

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posted January 03, 2001 10:43 PM

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BWAHAHAHA


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the captain

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posted January 03, 2001 11:40 PM

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you guys are out of control....


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KODIAK99

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posted January 03, 2001 11:48 PM

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Just when you thought you've seen the absolutely most rediculous thread. . .

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giantset

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posted January 04, 2001 01:58 AM

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I wouldn't worry about it while on roids. DNP is another story. When I'm on DNP my jizz is neon yellow, clumpy and probably radio active. I wouldn't go near my girlfriend while on DNP. If I got her pregnant we would probably have a two headed child!

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